Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
ReplyDeleteAArrrg mates, 50 years ago i was hired to capture one of the alleged 10,000 10 foot tall hairy apemen in the USA.
50 years later I am about to produce the fruit of my 50 year toil. A chunk of plaster.
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggg! (crease)
Don't feel so bad, iktomi, about no bigfoot expeditions ever. There has never been an expedition to capture Santa Claus, despite numerous sightings.
DeleteWe`ve been working hard and have been obliged to work with THICK CAULK for much of the day - goodness knows how much THICK CAULK we`ll have been through later this evening.
DeleteHut hut hut hut hut
"Dodson sits along a bigfoot trail waiting and watching for a bigfoot to come walking into camp."
ReplyDeleteIn that case he will be waiting and watching for a long, long time. He's going to be one disappointed redneck.
Do not look at a Sasque't or else
ReplyDeleteYou end up like jotomi and MMC------A pair of HOMOS!!!
Ikky Ikky Dumm Dumm
DeleteHit you with the Ching-ching
MMC
^ CALM DOWN MMC!
DeleteI LIKE THICK CAULK.
DeleteJoe
Robert Dodson is every bigfoot researcher ever.
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