Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
ReplyDeleteAArrrg mates, 50 years ago i was hired to capture one of the alleged 10,000 10 foot tall hairy apemen in the USA.
50 years later I am about to produce the fruit of my 50 year toil. A chunk of plaster.
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggg! (crease)
Don't feel so bad, iktomi, about no bigfoot expeditions ever. There has never been an expedition to capture Santa Claus, despite numerous sightings.
DeleteWe`ve been working hard and have been obliged to work with THICK CAULK for much of the day - goodness knows how much THICK CAULK we`ll have been through later this evening.
DeleteHut hut hut hut hut
"Dodson sits along a bigfoot trail waiting and watching for a bigfoot to come walking into camp."
ReplyDeleteIn that case he will be waiting and watching for a long, long time. He's going to be one disappointed redneck.
Do not look at a Sasque't or else
ReplyDeleteYou end up like jotomi and MMC------A pair of HOMOS!!!
Ikky Ikky Dumm Dumm
DeleteHit you with the Ching-ching
MMC
^ CALM DOWN MMC!
DeleteI LIKE THICK CAULK.
DeleteJoe
Robert Dodson is every bigfoot researcher ever.
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