Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
You suilly stoopit idiots
ReplyDeletebigfoot has been hoaxed on you for years yet without even one body,many among you believe the thing is real (oh don`t you know bigfoot buries the dead,yes,oh yes yes hahahaha)
get a teddy bear and try to give it the kiss of life
you`ll find you have more chance of reality
I have to confess to rubbing my dick silly for most of the night...i was imagining a bronzed boyish though manly figure massaging my body before foaming me up and shaving all the hair on my body for that silky yet waxy after shave feel and I imagined a gentle yet firm and insistent prodding betwixt my now silken thighs by a hard todger into my greasy todge-hole...the taking away of breath as the todger slipped in easily and rapidly increa\sed in pace until the todger spat its hot liquidity of creamy hot wetness that stuck to the inner todge-hole and ran stickily down my inner thigh from my byh now red-raw todge-hole.
ReplyDeleteaaahhhh i hear you sigh...you dirty boys
Joe