Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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ReplyDeleteI can relate to the mouse thing. I work at one of the Valley Fair parks in the mid-west. Ah screw it' they don't monitor this sight like they do Facebook and Twitter. I work at Oceans of Fun in K.C. I have rescued everything from toads to baby skunks from our pools. When asked why I'd shut down a major attraction for a half hour on July 4th (really happened) over a raccoon on a raft lift, I mumbled something about pool contamination if he got mulched in a gear. Truth was I thought he ain't even started to live yet and I didn't want to be the one to fetch him down after the inevitable. So I gave him a window to get his butt where he belonged. It worked. He hauled ass and the guest's waiting (and watching) in line approved. Some dickweeds in corporate would have minced that dude up, looked the other way and had someone else (me) clean it up in the morning. Not on my watch.
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