Bigfoot Team Finds Themselves In A Dangerous Situation
The Trail To Bigfoot team has something thrown at them in the deep swamps of Florida, and suddenly realize they are surrounded.
Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Yawn.
ReplyDeleteDr Squatch, Me and Joe F are Brits! That being fact!! we know more about sasquatch then you Yank Tossers,,,even thou we already know the answers! I want to ask you bloody yank a simple question?
DeleteWhilest Me and Jo jo F were in the midst of haveing homosexual Arse sex! a thought came to mind!!!
WHERE DOES THE STENCH that eminates from a sasquatch come from (as in orifice's)??
me and Joe F are curious to know the Yank thoughts on this subject matter.
Joe
“Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.”
DeleteThese guys really have themselves convinced - too bad they're the only ones.
ReplyDeletemore like ,,Thank the man upstairs.
DeleteI like these gentlemen. They go to great spots. They look, they listen, they film with a steady hand.
ReplyDeleteBut something is wrong in the process from that point. They aren't seeing in analysis what is visible in their videos. Possibly they are looking for ape-like creatures. Just go frame-by-frame and look for cavemen. Look for pasty white dudes in black wetsuits. There are other archetypes but that is what most look like.
I'm getting the feeling its all about them on camera, and not Bigfoot research!
DeleteIf these yahoos knew that the branch breaking Bigfoot were actually invisible, they would quit Bigfooting cold turkey, and take up knitting as a hobby instead.
ReplyDeleteSurrounded by nothing but fuctardery!
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