The Tracking Sasquatches Team caught footage of two, bipedal hominids on their trail camera. Unfortunately the hominids were easily identified. In fact it was the Trail To Bigfoot research team.
Dude I love it; you know footers are responding to one another's wood knocks, squatch calls, and probably misidentifying each other's footprings.
Just Kidding! We know what REALLY HAPPENS:
The 'foots use their mind powers to "cloak" themselves in a sort of mirage that makes them appear like a group of drunk, over-weight, under-educated goons (aka footes) so that other footers don't catch on to them.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Tonight on Coast To Coast AM, Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis will talk about Bigfoot sightings, and give us an update on the Oxford Bigfoot DNA project.
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ReplyDeleteWhat percentage of "bigfoot" calls are just another group of bigfoot "researchers" bellowing back from the next ridge over?
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking 100%.
And I'm thinking you're a complete and total idiot for writing that comment.
DeleteGet back in your straight jacket.
When finding BF was in gladwin mi some locals knew their whereabouts and did precisely that
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2:43 simply a dumb comment.
DeleteSomebody's butthurt (cough 2:43 cough).
DeleteI love mad footers. They know they have nothing but childish insults.
DeleteDude I love it; you know footers are responding to one another's wood knocks, squatch calls, and probably misidentifying each other's footprings.
DeleteJust Kidding! We know what REALLY HAPPENS:
The 'foots use their mind powers to "cloak" themselves in a sort of mirage that makes them appear like a group of drunk, over-weight, under-educated goons (aka footes) so that other footers don't catch on to them.
They are deviously clever creatures!
Bigfoot is a social phenomenon.
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