Everything In Texas Is Bigger, Including This Gigantic Bigfoot Track!
They say things are bigger in Texas, and apparently that holds true even for the bigfoot. This is the largest track I have EVER seen. It measures over 23" long and 17" wide. Is King Kong stomping through the woods of Texas or something? I mean just look at that thing, the cast is bigger than his entire upper body! How is it possible that something THAT big is hiding in the woods and nobody can find it? The track find is courtesy the Timberline Bigfoot Group in Northeast Texas, led by founding member David Holley.
David Holley posted the following on Facebook:
FEBRUARY 2015 EXPEDITION REPORT
In February 2015, I announced that we had a successful Expedition; I also added that we had recovered a major piece of evidence, which we were not ready to talk about on Facebook. I promised that we would make our announcement in October of this year. Timberline Bigfoot Group Executive Director John David Holley and I made the decision we would release the information at the time of the M.A.B.R.C. Bigfoot Symposium in Stilwell, Oklahoma.
During our February 2015, Expedition members of the expedition cast several Bigfoot footprints. Henri "Slick" Edge cast a 15 inch track during the expedition. The last day of the expedition I cast what appeared to be the same individuals footprint near our base camp. There was a third track cast on that Saturday morning. As stated just a few seconds ago, I had cast another 15 inch track earlier with the assistance of The Real SuperDave Jett. We left the cast to cure and returned to base camp. Later in the morning, I decided to go and retrieve the cast. Big Jim Whitehead went with me, and my two grandsons [Michael Burns and Logan Holley] to pick up the cast. Both Michael & Logan spotted what they believed was a partial print under leaf litter. Jim Whitehead and I began to remove the leaf litter and as we began clearing the impression, we discovered a rather large footprint.
I called my son John over our cell phones and told him to bring me a tape measure and someone with a camera. John asked what I had, and I responded "You've gotta see this." He asked if it was big, and I told him again, "You're going to want to see this. It's big." John sensed that I would not call for a tape measure or a camera unless what we had was significant. His response to my statement, "I'm on my way."
The track belonged to a creature John David and I had been searching for over ten years. The members of the Timberline Bigfoot Group knew we'd been searching for a castable footprint from 2005-until we recovered this one. We had even named this particular individual "THE GRAIL" [As in the Holy Grail of Bigfoot]. This individual left us a 26 1/2 inch long track, 17 1/2 inch wide at the ball of the foot, 11 inches at the heel. The creature left a 11 foot stride, and we've estimated over ten years that it stands 13 feet tall and weighs conservatively 1500 lbs, and possibly up to 2000 lbs.
I will be taking this cast to the M.A.B.R.C. Bigfoot Symposium this weekend. We had three people taking photographs and video of the casting from beginning to end. When I stated we had recovered something big, I wasn't joking.
I'm sure there will be some who will now scream loud and proud that we hoaxed this track. We didn't. We don't do that. If we had ever considered doing something like hoaxing someone would have come forward and spilled the beans. The track is legitimate. The cast is legitimate. Our research is legitimate. We [Timberline Bigfoot Group] are not answerable to anyone. Will we allow the so-called "experts" to take a look at the cast? If they are legitimate researchers and know what they're doing. We've been asked would we allow Dr. Meldrum to look at the cast? If he wants to join us in the field in January on his own dime, he's welcome to examine the cast. You see, we know this track was not manufactured.
Only Turds are bigger in Texas!
ReplyDeleteok, I'll have to agree with Mr. Turd on this one.
DeleteWell then, you must be from Texas because your both the biggest cock-sucker and Dick all rolled into one. On the other hand, Texans wouldn't put up with your stupid ass, so I guess they tossed ya out.
Deletesorry, not from Texas. Too bad though, you sound like you would be lots of fun on a date big boy!
DeleteJoe, lets play a game of tiddly winks with MMC, and afterwards we can play tiddly winks under the sheets. It will be amazing!!!
Deletesounds good, you get to go first.
DeleteJoe, lets meet at the Texaco in Austin and have a measuring contest to see who is bigger in texas. It will be amazing!
ReplyDeletesup Dressmaker?
DeleteI think Jotomi is a loon. (self admitted) to think this track would belong to a homo sapien sapien .
ReplyDeleteThe Good Dr .
^Low life's, losers and shite for brains....All of the above!!!
ReplyDelete^ Its spelled "Looser" TK!
DeleteSheesh!
TK...check the dictionary!
Deleteoh wow, another cast. Whoopti frickin doo
ReplyDeleteGee - I dunno guys - sound legit. After all they said they don't hoax so it has to be real right? I mean they named it and everything. It must be very smart to have evaded this crack crew for over 10 years. Texas has the perfect environment for a 13 foot tall something to hide in.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't it?
Its hard to believe that anyone would actually fall for this garbage. King Kong would leave a smaller print than that.
DeleteI am surprised that NFL scouts aren't out there looking for that dude, to sign him to a long term contract.
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