Something Destroyed This Guy's Bigfoot Gift Basket

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Upon returning to his gifting site, Youtuber roadkill103 finds that something had visited, and completely destroyed his gift basket he left for the bigfoot. Everything was thrown around, batteries were pulled out of the camera, and of course all the peanut butter was gone. What could have done this?


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  1. AnonymousThursday, September 3, 2015 at 4:05:00 PM PDT

    GRAYs on a DNA collection mission!
    they had to disarm the camera and then took samples left in the basket,

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    1. AnonymousThursday, September 3, 2015 at 5:54:00 PM PDT

      ...Phew..I was afraid photos of my probing would wind up on the net...

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  2. AnonymousThursday, September 3, 2015 at 4:21:00 PM PDT

    BIGFOOTs
    Bigfoot builds hooches
    Bigfoot makes fire
    Bigfoot cooks meats
    so add taking out batteries from a camera
    Bigfoot marks their territory
    Bigfoot makes and uses maps
    Bigfoot stores food
    Bigfoot buried their dead

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    1. AnonymousThursday, September 3, 2015 at 4:46:00 PM PDT

      ^ better add that they evade all attempts by thousands of researchers and wanderers of the woods to find them...

      ...also...they`re not very co-operative.

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    2. AnonymousThursday, September 3, 2015 at 5:30:00 PM PDT

      cawz tham sumbitch bigfoots bein smurt thays shure is

      Delete
  3. AnonymousThursday, September 3, 2015 at 4:41:00 PM PDT

    If anyone is planning on making me a gift basket, I would like it to have.
    A big black dildo
    A freshly squeezed out turd
    A bottle of random jizz
    Plenty of lube
    Frozen d ick shaped foods
    A small Mexican man with a huge c ock
    A picture of bigfoot
    A bigfoot costume with a hole cut out in butt region
    A bottle of wine, I like to keep it classy.
    Thanks guys


    Joe

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    1. AnonymousThursday, September 3, 2015 at 5:07:00 PM PDT

      ^
      A gay and lonely ISF footer who is obsessed with Joe.

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    2. AnonymousThursday, September 3, 2015 at 5:13:00 PM PDT

      ^ Joes bitch

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    3. AnonymousThursday, September 3, 2015 at 5:22:00 PM PDT

      ^
      ISF footer, William Parcher ?

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    4. AnonymousThursday, September 3, 2015 at 5:24:00 PM PDT

      Isn't he one of the dolts who came to Alaskabushpilot's defense when he lied about hunting leopards in the Amazon ? I see bushpilot left all butt hurt and is now posting under his sockpuppet, JaimeK.

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    5. AnonymousThursday, September 3, 2015 at 5:58:00 PM PDT

      Hahahahaha Joe would love that gift basket. He would use his gifts to have so much gay sex. I'm sure he would have all that stuff stock piled at home anyway.

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    6. AnonymousThursday, September 3, 2015 at 8:23:00 PM PDT

      thank ya fellas for being so obsessed with me. I truly enjoy the way how I control your lives to the point you must come on here and pretend to be me. it must mean I am something special, number one, the best of the best. Should I make some kinda bleedin' acceptance speech or just accept my award as the man all of you infants are so gaga about that you can't go one day without posting some bollocks on here and it usually involves some gay theme because let's face it you blokes are probably so far in the closet you'll never find your way out.
      It's almost back to school time and I feel like I am always the one to come on here and school you toddlers once again. Welcome to the new school year chaps, now bugger off

      Joe

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    7. AnonymousThursday, September 3, 2015 at 10:19:00 PM PDT

      ^^^ obessed by joe iktomi so bad he's starting to believe that he is acually joe, great schtick at first but now perhaps a visit to your local mental health professional is in order. before you start talking to your grandma from the basement in a english accent

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    8. AnonymousThursday, September 3, 2015 at 10:54:00 PM PDT

      10:19 WOW I was thinking the same thing. !

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    9. AnonymousThursday, September 3, 2015 at 10:59:00 PM PDT

      I just read wanna be joe's meltdown, 8:23 ,HOW CREEPY !!

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    10. AnonymousThursday, September 3, 2015 at 11:00:00 PM PDT

      * @8:23

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  4. AnonymousThursday, September 3, 2015 at 5:26:00 PM PDT

    12,000 troops, hundreds of tanks... and a missile that can destroy an AIRCRAFT CARRIER 'with one hit': China displays its ever-growing might to mark Japan's WWII defeat ...
    WAIT A TICK we took out JAPAN not CHINA, if anything CHINA needs to send US a thank you note : )

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  5. AnonymousThursday, September 3, 2015 at 6:00:00 PM PDT

    ISF?

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