What's In Your Bigfoot Gift Basket?

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A lot of people like to leave goodies in the forest for their bigfoot friends. What type of items would you leave in a bigfoot gift basket? I think I'd leave a brush, some shampoo and conditioner, and a bar of soap.




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  1. AnonymousMonday, July 6, 2015 at 4:33:00 PM PDT

    Rick Dyer is better than all of you at BF.. bow to the leader.. NOW!

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  2. Blueberry JonesMonday, July 6, 2015 at 4:46:00 PM PDT

    Why don't give fruits, vegetables or pieces of bread. Dirty papers, cans and others rubbish invade forests and landscapes.

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  3. AnonymousMonday, July 6, 2015 at 4:47:00 PM PDT

    matt's basket is the same as the one he takes to poling's house on twister tuesday

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  4. AnonymousMonday, July 6, 2015 at 5:01:00 PM PDT

    It apparently gave nothing back - not even a rock. What a free-loading, ungrateful cheapskate.

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  5. NemesisMonday, July 6, 2015 at 5:05:00 PM PDT

    What happened to the looney "Owl" Doc? You know the OFF THE RAILS bigfoot teleports and s h i t guy? Did finally go so far off the reservation that he outed himself as a paranoid delusional shroom head?

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    1. AnonymousMonday, July 6, 2015 at 6:16:00 PM PDT

      Are you speaking of Dr. Matthew Johnson? If you are than your assessment is dead on. I don't know what has become of him lately. Perhaps he has disappeared into one of those portals he talks about.

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    2. AnonymousMonday, July 6, 2015 at 6:32:00 PM PDT

      As a matter of fact, I recall reading on one of the Facebook groups that he claims a portal opened up in his "research area" recently. He's still in this dimension as far as I know, but he's as crazy as ever.

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  6. AnonymousMonday, July 6, 2015 at 7:07:00 PM PDT

    My gift basket for bigfoot: 1 VHS copy of the Baywatch pilot episode, the first Van Halen album on eight track cassette, an autographed photo of Don Knotts, some bubble wrap, and a Mr.T action figure.

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  7. ChewyballzMonday, July 6, 2015 at 9:39:00 PM PDT

    In my basket I would leave absolutely f uck all and then when I came back the next day I would tell everyone how my f uck all was taken and it must have been bigfoot.

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    1. IktomiTuesday, July 7, 2015 at 12:32:00 AM PDT

      I think you're a little scared to go out in the woods and leave any such basket... I think that's what the core of your issues are.

      Sleep with the light n much?

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    2. Baba BooeyTuesday, July 7, 2015 at 11:37:00 AM PDT

      I'd leave Chewyballz home address or should I say his parents home address with instructions for bigfoot to look in the basement for the scared little boy.

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  8. AnonymousTuesday, July 7, 2015 at 12:45:00 AM PDT

    Hmmmmm,let me think,I've got it!. I would leave a camera with simple/basic picture instructions on how to use it and when done taking pics of his Sasquatch family to leave the pics the Sasquatch has taken in the gift basket and whola we will finally have some good clear photos of are elusive friend and his family to boot,should work,surprised no one has thought of this before.........

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