M.K. Davis enhances Bigfoot hair

Folks. This may or may not be Bigfoot hair. The fact is, most of these hairs sent to labs usually comes back as "unknown". Why is this? Who knows. It could be due to contamination or it could really belong to a Bigfoot. M.K. Davis recently received some hair samples for analysis. Check it out:


  1. What's this got to do with anything ?

    1. This consistent stretching of the penis encourages a physiological process known as hyperplasia – a process whereby penis tissue cells multiply (increasing tissue mass) in response to physical stress.

      Hyperplasia occurs as penis tissue attempts to better compensate for the additional stress the penis is placed under.

      Of course, we’re all aware of how resistance training exploits the process of hyperplasia to result in increased muscle mass. But hyperplasia isn’t just confined to the stimulation of muscle growth. In fact, all tissue types are equally susceptible to the process – even the penis!

      To that end, it’s a physiological response that’s often exploited by orthopedic medicine – where surgeons apply traction to gradually straighten or lengthen the limbs of patients suffering from growth deficiencies or abnormalities.

      Fortunately of course, the penis doesn’t contain bone, which makes it a great deal more susceptible to positive growth through hyperplasia.

    2. ^Mamas boy living in his mom's basement eating hot pockets with nothing better to do than post his dreams about life in the real world :)

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    4. Its getting really old. You always do this, but you should learn when the joke has passed and move on from it

    5. This web site would be a good one except for the trash that posts here. The penis extender guy should be banned. There are probably kids that come to these websites that should not be exposed to this crap. Ban this idiot immediately. It is time for the owner to take out the trash.

  2. "This may or may not be Bigfoot hair."


  3. M.K Davis is also filming a remake of the musical hair using only bigfoots

  4. It's Davis' straightened pubic hair. Not bigfoot at all.

  5. Another no value added, disinformation video presented to you by the U.S. Government. Keep watching these and your I.Q. will noticeably decrease until you an be inducted into the U.S. Army.


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