These art and depictions of bigfoot are hysterical! Part 2 [Guest Post]
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by BFE reader Bill W.
Ok then,lets add up what we know...0+0=0. There are no Bigfoot experts yet.Just collectors of evidence.The Indians knew,the Vikings knew,even the Romans knew.At least they all wrote accounts concerning “hairy wildmen”.To the Romans it was Homo-Troglodytes “Humanity is divided into 2 groups- Homo-Sapiens and Homo-troglodytes who stays to the remotest wilderness”.The anecdotal accounts of thousands of witnesses are dismissed by science as mis-identification or outright fabrications...because we don’t have a body.We don’t have more film.Well,who knows what the Government has floating in embalming fluid somewhere? We live in a world of secrets and “need-to-know”.The general populace isn’t privy to ALL the facts and info the US Government has in it’s possession.That’s about as far as I buy into conspiracy theories.
Does Bigfoot steal women? Hmmmm.Even though it’s a fun thing to do,stealing women will get a Indian Hunting party after you.That may be a little white lie one brave told another,sitting around the tee-pee one night.
NOW! Does Bigfoot throw rocks>?? BUT OF COURSE! I had just E-mail Shawn with the idea that considering Sasquatch’s propensity for throwing stones,If the average Bigfoot had a fastball like Nolan Ryan-there would be a whole lot more on the menu.Remember that incident with Randy Johnson and the Vaporized Pigeon? No wonder the woods go quiet when there’s a Squatch around.....Enjoy the comic.
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