Oh Wow! Sasquatch Ontario Is Now Playing Tic-Tac-Toe With Bigfoot
Guys. My mind is totally blown, right now. As if the Bigfoot looking into the camera lens was the strangest thing we would ever see from Sasquatch Ontario, this latest video blows all of that away. The Bigfoot he's habituating is now playing Tic-Tac-Toe! -- by pounding his fist into the snow to make a "O". Sasquatch Ontario explains:
As the majority involved in the subject of sasquatch continue to pursue an enigma that leads them down a circular path, a growing number have learned the real truth about an ancient people that have far passed our own evolution. The truth of sasquatch is becoming known to many who have witnessed the extreme strangeness that comes with close interaction. They are a people that are far beyond the comprehension of science and conventional understanding.
An open mind and heart, an objective perspective without bias is the only way to learn the truth of sasquatch. Sasquatch Ontario is now into their third winter of ongoing interaction with a family of sasquatch who've allowed us to grow and learn the truth of one of our greatest mysteries.
He disabled embedding, but you can still watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0ui6d4SeIE
He's playing with a Nephilim. He will, in the end, have a major problem! Nephatia, nephatia ----- not a name, an identy!!
ReplyDeleteYou and your fundamentalist bullsh*t, Leon.
DeleteCheeses H Crackers I can't believe people like you are breathing successfully.
Don't mind Danny, he had a piece of coal for a present yesterday instead of that toy gun he'd wished for all year.
Delete^ unnaturally obsessed with Dan. Poor Joe. Dan must have completely traumatized hjim.
DeleteYou're right... That link's left me scarred.
DeleteGay Joe.
DeleteLOL! That was a good one Dan! Mr. Bigot Patriot is a whole nother level of retard.
DeleteA fundie footer that believes Sasquatch Ontario. It's kind of scary that someone with that level of intellect is allowed to roam the streets unsupervised.
DeleteFundie
DeleteThe fundamentalists, also known as fundies or by their Latin classification Homo Phobius, are a subspecies of humanity distinguished by their phobia (simultaneous fear and hatred) of most people who differ from them in any way, based on their extreme religious conviction.
The threat of eternal physical torture in the mythical flaming demon zoo known as "Hell" is the fundies' primary method of insulting others. They base this conviction on millenia-old books of badly-written tribal customs, myths and genealogy which have been mistranslated many times by other fundies. In the case of the Muslim fundie, these books are contained in the Koran, while the Christian fundie worships the Bible.
The brain of the "Christian" fundie, while generally underdeveloped and often host of outlandish delusions, has a large capacity for memorization of Bible verses (or in the case of the Islamic fundie, Koran verses), often in the Shakespearian English of the King James Version, as this is less easily understood, and thus more easily twisted into the basic fundie message, which is "hate thy neighbor." Fundies, however, occasionally use the euphemism "love thy neighbor" (a rare example of non-literal fundie language) to convey the same idea.
Fundie dogma, along with what has already been mentioned, includes the concepts that differences between individuals, differences often so insignificant as to be unnoticeable without spying, should be the basis for undying hatred of those who possess any of these horrible differences, and for their condemnation to eternal Hellfire. This philosophy is also known as bigotry or douchebaggery. This is based on their occasional cursory reading of the above-mentioned texts combined with their lack of ability to understand the concepts of metaphor, sarcasm or any type of humor whatsoever. Often the fundie will not in fact read the "holy" texts, but will simply memorize the passages which other fundies recite. This is a common behavior pattern of the fundie, since, along with being often illiterate, they are incapable of logical thought, and thus cannot develop any individual opinions on the meaning of these texts.
DeleteA short list of those who are often considered by the fundie to be inferior follows:
-atheists
-agnostics
-Muslims according to Christian fundies, and Christians according to Muslim fundies
-HOMOSEXUALS (this is generally the most important enemy of the fundie)
-people who have sex before marriage
-people who are not white
-members of any cult other than that of the fundie in question
-immigrants
-liberals (in the sense of "Democrats" as well as the sense of people who think independently, and/or support any less strict form of government than theocratic fascism, and/or in any way support the concepts of peace, love, or tolerance, as espoused by the Christian fundie's supposed idol, Jesus Christ.)
-people who read or mention parts of the scriptures which endorse liberal blasphemies such as tolerance
-every subculture except their own (e.g. punks, Goths, both of which are known in fundie dialect as "Satanists")
-users of any mind-altering drug except pharmaceuticals and caffeine (and depending on the particular cult, tobacco and alcohol are sometimes accepted)
-married couples who do not always have sex in the missionary position
Despite the similarity in names, fundies despise all forms of fun (such as sex, drug use, movies, dancing, and non-gospel music), considering them to be Satanic.
DeleteA short list of fundie cults follows:
-White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan
-Liberty University (despite the name, the members of this cult have a special hatred for liberty, since it is valued by liberals)
-Bob Jones University (for all practical purposes identical with Liberty University)
-Al Qaeda (Islamic)
-the Baptist church
-Pentecostalism (one of the main rituals of this cult involves feigning an epileptic fit while babbling incomprehensibly , which oddly is seen as a sign of holiness and purity)
Though their philosophy would in most places condemn them to be homeless pariahs, in the Southern United States many fundies have found work as preachers and other types of demagogues (such as politicians). Though fundies for the most part lack any practical skills by fault of their underdeveloped and hate-flooded brains, the ability to convince people that other types of people are not human, but in fact demons sent by Satan, is a valued and respected skill in fundie culture. Abbreviated examples of this ability, often based on the misinterpretation of statistics, are below.
Fact:Black people are arrested, convicted and incarcerated at dramatically higher rates than white people in the U.S.
Standard interpretation: racism is systemic, and/or cops often make mass arrests in black ghettos.
Fundie (or "psychotic") interpretation: The n****r is a violent and inferior life-form! They will all burn in hell! We must bring back segregation to protect ourselves!
Fact: Fossil evidence suggests that species evolved over millions of years. As this is scientific evidence, many intellectuals (for example liberals) accept it as fact.
Fundie (or "schizophrenic") interpretation: The Bible does not mention evolution! Therefore the Devil planted the fossil record! The liberals believe the fossil record, therefore they are servants of Satan! The liberals are not people! They must be assimilated!
^^^ true testimony to the divinity of Jesus Christ
DeleteThank you
MMC
"Sure he plays tic tac toe, but the sumbitch cheats at Dungeons and Dragons, platinum level wizard with plus 12 Charisma my ass, and just where the hell did he get a 28 sided dice?" Awesome Bill from Dawsonville.
Delete"Hell Roy D Mercer, an ass whipper in his own right had a wife named Sharon Jean that owned a rooster who could play video Checkers and tune the damn radio, they called him little Bobby Fisher, where's his daytime Emmy for recognition?" And yes I knows my s
DeletePelling is a bit off. Awesome Bill from, yep, Dawsonville.
DeleteNow it's Chris Noel's birthday so I'm going to put on a cool ass hat and celebrate. Of there's one thing we respect here in Dawsonville, it's s kick ass birthday party! ABFDvillle
DeleteWho the fundie King..LOL.
DeleteSounds like the one with the real issues is him!
He is playing with himself more likely and zoning out.
DeleteWhat a con job.
Patterson clearly has Nephatia beat. All he had to do is put an X in the middle of the left side and X gets the square. Hell, Mike, we can't let em win. We are cheating modern humans when we do ! Which by the way I did as a profession for 14 odd years. I have retrieved my phone back from William and advised him to return to Dawsonville where his humor will be more appreciated. Michael.
DeleteWhats up there ya commy? Come around to tell others what to think. Still got that "anti" thing working inside huh.
DeleteWhat exactly are the dementions of the Box you live in. Something tells me its about the same size as a cat litter box-------- as you are completely full of shit!
That was for the Denobnic Crapbox ---- DC.
DeleteHow is the Mother hatred problem commng thiere Danny Com.
Making fun of you and statism are two ends of a broad spectrum, not that I would expect a mouth breather to distinguish the difference.
DeleteIam probably in the range of 40/50 points Higher IQ than you DC, SO HAVE AT IT.
DeleteYou know a couple months back you wrote this hate filled little rant about not wanting to talk to Joe and he should stay out of your comments. Then the very next day you were right back up his ass. You clearly show signs that you are unstable!
For instance, I was not addressing you or anyone else here, just commenting on the post. You have to come and say stupid shit about me and write out a long spastic meltdown of hatred towards others beliefs.
WHO IS FILLED WITH HATRED?
Your the example of an ex-smoker. Just because your mother was an alcoholic over the top fundamentalist with mental issues is no reason for you to come an attack an entire belief system. I'll pray for you DAN.
Yes, fundie definition person, you have described sceptic extremists to a T:
DeleteSceptic extremists "are a subspecies of humanity distinguished by their phobia (simultaneous fear and hatred) of most people who differ from them in any way, based on their extreme religious conviction."
They even have their own cults and illusionary leaders, such as Randi/JREF.
There is no "Leon" you buffoons... Its a character someone is playing for laughs. You are being trolled. Enjoy the show
DeleteHear that Shawn and Ro. I'm a figment of your imagination. We never met in Monterey. Bobo, Cliff, Ranae and Matt ---- we never met either. Hey Shawn --------- How about you post up that old vid from Fasano were he called me an asshole.
DeleteI mean if Fasano say's I'm real ---- There can be no question!
Delusional and ignorant.
DeleteYes, yes you are! I agree. Thats the smartest thing you've said all day!
DeleteTo be honest, I have to agree... These 'fundie' traits most certainly fit the bill for these psuedoskeptical fundie types.
DeleteIt's fundamentalist quasi-religion at the end of the day.
Damn I really got under your skin Leon. Truth hurts eh?
DeleteHere is the truth. If you are right in the disagreement, there is no different out come for you or me ------- ashes to ashes.
DeleteIf I am right -------- only you will have to worry about the ashes issue!
You may have to worry about the ashes part with all the hatred in your heart Leon.
DeleteLOL Nephalim. What a tard. How about you grow your brain.
DeleteHoaxer to the max.
ReplyDeleteNext Sasquatch Ontario will be Co-hosting his own pod cast with his
ReplyDeleteco host Nephy. They will cover a variety of topics including politics.
Look for the show next spring.
While I would like to believe... This seems like a steaming crock to me.
ReplyDeleteBoy, you ARE sharp! Why waste your talent here when you could be solving crimes?
DeleteYou could get a green van, a large dog, i could wear a white shirt and ascot or did Fred wear a Krevat?
DeleteApparently it already knows how to take photographs, so I suppose tic-tac-toe can't be that hard.
ReplyDeleteHappy holidays all
ReplyDeleteFile Sasquatch Ontario under BS. Another hoaxing time waster who should be given zero air time.
MMG
Nobody cares what you think fat man. At least SO embraces the paranormal angle, which is where all footers end up when they realize it's either that or no bigfoot.
Deletego SO! Bring Battleship! next time- squatch are aces at naval engagements.
"F-7!"
DeleteJEFF tech guru and researcher from Mountain Monsters (AIMS) team needing to cypher this 1 out
ReplyDeleteMountain Monsters keep them comin. They do their job! but that Wild Bill he jits the JOB done!Love those guys.....
DeleteTic-tac-Toe! That's Nothing! MY Bigfoots play Chess! So there!
ReplyDeleteHi! My name is Dr.Matthew Johnson. I am totally nuts for Coca-Puffs, and Big foots!
Maybe you heard of me/ (I hope)! I'm the Guy that started "Interaction" with a Big foot family. Their names are Jeb, Mary Ann, LuLu and Alfred (Alfred also the accountant). Several years ago, after my release from a Looney -Tune Bin, at my "Gifting stump', (An old Toilet) I started teaching this family of Big foots how to play Chess! Now, since my Divorce is finalized, I've been spending a great deal of time with LULU. She loves to play with my To-to (if you know what I mean).
We'll that's all Folks, gotta go to area 51, to get my Palms read.
TicTac-toe is for Idiots!
The girl captioned at the bottom of this thread was my waitress at the Tilted Kilt and I'm pretty damn sure she stole my wallet......twice. Awesome Bill, texting from his phone from coordinates just south of .....wait for it....Dawsonville.
ReplyDeleteWho won the tic-tac-toe game??
ReplyDeleteIt would have to be the Sasquatch DS. They are sore losers and you would not want that.
DeleteChuck
Correct Chuck. You don't want to engage them in Canasta. It's gets ugly real quick.
Deletepffft
ReplyDeletewhen bigfoot starts playing jeopardy than come back here and i'll be wowed
til then I don't care
maybe we can get Joe to play boggle with one
TRAPPER from Mountain Monsters (AIMS) sayin them critters bein smarter than he thinkin thay were SMART they be
Deletea mouse is smarter than Trapper!
DeleteIf you believe this bullish*t you are f*cking insane, and I hope you never have children. If you wonder why no one will take the "Bigfoot community" seriously you need look no further than this nonsense.
ReplyDeleteBut I'd like to look just a little further tho.......
DeleteI tried to play Frisbee with a bigfoot once. He through the Frisbee so hard, it stuck halfway into an oaktree without difforming. I sware that bigfoot did something to that frisbee. Never did pull it loose. Well, the game was over after that anyway. He said he was running off to go mess with Dans brain!
DeleteTHREW, HA HA HA
DeleteMy thoughts exactly, I couldn't get through the entire video because I felt I was just killing off braincells. I mean the track that he pulled hair out of was clearly faked as the tire track wasn't distorted through most of the foot but then covered by the toe marks. Plus the hair seemed to be from different things. I'm not even going to mention the insane claims the guy makes throughout the video or the "bigfoot language". I mean how stupid do you have to be to believe this "Sasquatch Ontario"?!
DeleteThis pile of shit has grown sooooo boring.
ReplyDeleteOh, your not boring Don!
DeleteFu c k off, DWA, no one wants you here. This place is dumb enough as it is without you and your idiocy.
DeleteWorking together as a cohesive unit we can dumb it down more. For example. I sent my neighbor Louis, who is higher than a Georgia Pine to PF Changs do get me some Chinese food 2 hours ago. He's either lost, in humanely stoned, or both.
Delete"It never got weird enough for me". "Lasso was a good friend and sometimes a good attorney". Dr Hunter S Thompson aka Dr Gonzo aka Raoul Duke.
DeleteHey mike, you know you have to be careful walking around in them pastures and chewing on grass pulled up. Texas has Gypsum weed growing wild in places. Woo-hoo.
DeletePs. call Pf changs and tell them to go out to the alley and tell your friend,---------------- "It ain't that kind of roll, put the lighter down!"
DeleteTexas has a wide variety of Weed. I'm not a smoker Leon. But I'll be damned if i didn't trust my car and food order to one ;)
DeletePs, ps. If you send a stoner for take out, you must assure that he already has at least an 1/8 on him, or he'll just get sidetracked looking for a score! You know your probably going to get a 1/2 order of cold Chinese food!
DeleteI'm not certain who wrote the song "don't bogart that joint, my friend ", but they have to be related to Louis in some form or fashion. I swear to God he just called me 2 hours later and asked me if I would recommend the sesame chicken for him. The truly bizarre part is that i always act like this is normal behavior and responded "why yes, I would Louis"
DeleteYOUR A GOOD FRIEND, Ha ha ha ha hah ah ah a hah ahahhah ha hah a hah a. Thats some funny sh-t.
DeleteLouis is higher than the Cypres Hill Gang's bus driver. Louis is higher than Jimmy Cliff's old tour manager. Louis is higher than Whiz Khalifa's pot dealer ......
DeleteThere are NO SERVICEABLE WORDS in the queen's bloody English language to describe how high Louis actually is at this very moment in modern history!!!!!
DeleteHere is what you do. Next time, call in the order and tell the person at the resteraunt, after you give my buddy the order, tell him " The hot blond went to mikes house!"
DeleteWhen you send him for the food, you tell him " There is a hot blond waitress there whom you told all about Louis, and she wants to meet him!"
This is about the only thing more powerfull than the inner sanctom of his own high mind!-------- Hot chicks.
Yes, yes. I know you don't like lying to your friend. But a least you'll have hot eggroles.
Signs that should have tipped me off that Louis was too high to bring back my Chinese food : He left wearing grey skinny jeans and a RANCID shirt with no shoes. He asked me for my keys that were in his pocket. He asked me what I was ordering after I had just placed my order in front of him. He asked me where my car was parked and this condo only had two parking spots per unit and he lives across the street.
DeleteI'm about to pass out from hunger and it's my damn fault. And I hope Louis is cruising around in my Range Roved bobbing his head to Ziggy Marley and the Melody Makers on my last two damn gallons of gas as the smell of my Chinese food gently mixes with the Dank Bud he is no doubt blowing our my gd sunroof.
DeleteI just want to jump through the window of stupidity that separates Louis and I and ask him why? I want to higher a person who is only mildly high to interpret what he is saying to me
DeleteDid he drive to the fucting Austin's PF Changs. He called for my sesame chicken recommendation 30 minutes ago? How can his bizarre weed anomalies explain this. Has he gone through some sort of weed worm hole?
DeleteOh my God he's here!
DeleteGood things come to those who wait, ha ha ha hah ah ah ah a hah ahaha hahah a ha.
DeleteThis conversation is making me crave some pad thai and vietnamese egg roles, maybe some spring rolls too! Damn you mike!!!!!!
Laslo? Damn auto correcto
ReplyDeleteLaslo Toth?
DeleteI think it was Oscar Zeta Acosta who was Hunter Thompson's Attorney And the basis for Lazlo in "where the buffalo roam". As for me, my Lazlo
ReplyDeleteWill always be Louis, the highest man I've ever met....