How to spot Bigfoot


Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Bigfoot Evidence reader Adolfo, a sasquatch enthusiast.

Looking at some strategies recent TV series are using to find Bigfoot I must consider most of them being somewhat ridiculous. Marching to a certain place deep in the forest and watching just for one night (!) for Bigfoot showing up has neither a good chance for success nor makes it any sense.

So, what would I do instead?

When and where to watch:

First I recommend to start with statistics. Take the list of all known encounters in these states and sort it by date. As no housing of a Bigfoot ever has been reported I assume they are constantly on the move, being some kind of nomadic and migratory species. Moving south in winter and further north in summer.

Thus, I expect such a yearly pattern will reveal itself by sorting all the encounters by month or week of the year. This will give me the first bit of information: Where in the vast area of sightings I might expect an encounter at which time of the year.

Now I can find some specific places being hot spots at a certain time of the year. This way I can increase my chances severely.

Using the right tools

Even if it is possible to limit the area of probable sightings to a much smaller area as mentioned before, it will still be quite a huge patch of land. So it seems still useless just to visit somewhere here and just watch until a Bigfoot might pass by.

But there is another method that seems much more promising. There are so many satellites up there taking snapshots of earth in every magnification you can imagine. And as we may assume Bigfoot must be a warm-blooded creature, he will be visible on every infrared picture.

The one remaining question is: How can a group of private researchers like ours get access to these high resolution infrared satellite pictures? The military of course has this access, but I am afraid they might not reveal the results of their spy satellites to the public. But there may be older material, shot by satellites now outdated, which can be purchased by everyone for only a small amount of money. I know about archaeologists who bought some of these photographs and they could successfully spot a number of historical digging sites unknown until then just from such infrared pictures.

Maybe such material is also available from the known "Bigfoot areas" in the north-west of the US. The only important thing one needs to spot a Bigfoot is a high magnification – pictures shot with long telephoto lenses, to identify the silhouette of a creature and distinguish it from that of a moose or a bear with certainty.

If (as I assume) there will come out more than one or two doubtless identifications this could be a first "proof of existence".

The next step might be to launch some kind of flying observation platform – some unmanned flying craft, for example an automated airship, equipped with optical and infrared cameras, GPS-controlled navigation, an long lasting energy source and a wireless transmission line to control the cameras and to transmit the pictures to a ground station in real time. Such an airship can stay afloat much longer than any conventional drone. Therefor it allows a much longer uninterrupted observation time and so it can cover a much greater area.

In case this device has spotted some Bigfoot groups we must try to find out the direction of their traveling. Now it's the matter of a crew of experienced trackers, wildlife photographers and cameramen. They can litter the area with remote controlled cameras and hide themselves with their equipment in some distance, awaiting the Bigfoot group coming in.

Then we only need a streak of good luck, and it is done...


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    1. ^ What he said - Mexican Bigfoot

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    2. Yo soy Mexican Bigfoot anon 3:03 es un impostor!!!

      Viva Mexican Bigfoot cabrones

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  2. Some interesting ideas here Adolfo. Not sure any of them are practical for the average researcher but nothing wrong with thinking out the box.

    MMG

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  3. All wrong! Your methods are just as stupid as the ones they use on the FINDING BIG FOOT show. What makes you a better "Big foot expert" than me? Reading your advice, shows me you don't know squat about Big footing!

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  4. sounds like the framework to a show that may be worth the watch

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  5. To find a Big foot in your area, you. . . . Blah, blah Blah! that's how you do it.

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  6. confucius say adolfo drink to much crazy juice

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  7. johnny wadd holmes here . i thought this site said big D..k. wrong site.

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  8. Cliff Barackman is the greatest American that has ever lived.

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  9. Posting a smiley after a sentence does not make that sentence true.

    Checkmate sweati yeti.

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  10. If I claim with 100% certitude that Bigfoot does not exist inside my refrigerator, am I a pseudo skeptic?

    At what point does it simply become unreasonable to allow for such a possibility?

    Obviously I can rule out bigfoot in my fridge.
    How about in my yard? I think so.
    How about on the island of Oahu? Sure.

    How about in an entire state full of residents (millions of them), some that regularly venture outdoors, deploy camera traps, hunt to the extent that you can't travel more than 1/4 mile in most any direction on opening weekend of deer season without seeing at least one hunter, yet have never offered even the first bit of verifiable evidence?

    Could a single bigfoot exist undiscovered after all this time under such circumstances? Not likely. A population of them? No more possible than one existing in my refrigerator. And you can't have a single bigfoot without also having a population of bigfeet.

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    1. Que tanta pendejada escribes?? No Speako ingles!!!

      Mexican Bigfoot

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    2. ^
      Goal in life is to give J. Randi a rusty trombone.

      Rusty Trombone:
      To get rimmed whilst receiving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.

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    3. The Bigot Patriot in a master Tromboner

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    4. Your refrigerator and the PNW are pretty crud comparisons.

      If you've seen it in your back yard, you merely haven't caught it yet.

      Oh... And there's plenty of evidence. I understand it's a taboo for you 'proper skeptics' though.

      What makes you a psuedoskeptic, is maintaining a stance of 'no verified evidence'.

      One day you'll work this out.

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  11. hey yall they got the real deal over at the alien possum people blog.

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  12. thought they just played dead over there

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  13. They like white ones, too. I have a picture of one of their white ones, peeping out from about 8 feet up a huge oak tree in my back yard.

    They also have various other pets such as racoons, birds, & panthers. A little white female here carried a couple of baby pigs around with her for awhile. I never knew if they were pets or future snacks, but she kept them pretty close.

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