This is the Most Relaxing Bigfoot Video I've Ever Seen
Ed Waterman is considered by some to be a somewhat controversial bigfooter, partly in fact to examples such as the photo above, where Ed finds what he believes to be numerous bigfoot in his photos. Whether or not you agree with Ed that there are 9 bigfoot in the above photo, some of which are less than a foot tall, the fact of the matter is he does get out in the woods, and does capture some amazing photos of beautiful scenery.
ALL CAPS, BABY!!!
ReplyDeleteFIRST!!!
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And as the butt diaper prophet Joe posted under his Big Jon account, a stream of holy urination spewed all over his face. Surprisingly the butt daiper prophet Joe liked it, he liked it alot. Praise the holy butt diaper!!
DeleteScarred for life ^
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DeleteAnd so, the highly insane vanquished troll coo-ko finally sums up enough brain power to find his way out of the void of the ban hammer, but returning an even more pitiful presence. A mere shadow of his former self, exposed as a spammer of multiple troll personas, now heavily laden with fixations on butts, diapers and feces.
Beyond the mountains in the north, it was said that there existed a set of used arguments that everyone had seen. It was said that they contained fragments of undigested corn mixed in with the Randi's feces. Upon hearing this, the scarred for life one wet his pants, and made a pilgrimage to the north. And when he found the corn Randi feces, he fell to his knees to thank Randi for the miracle. He then rubbed the corn chunk Randi feces all over his body and snivelled into a tissue.
DeleteAnd as Joe posted under his Ernie account and his regular accounts, the reek or urine could still be smelled. The diaper stains had been freshly licked, as evidence by a brown stain on Joes mustache. BUt what should he do? Lick more diaper or poor more urine on his face? Decisions like this were most pressing to the butt diaper troll prophet Joe. Praise the holy butt diaper!!
Delete2:36, can you at least try to be somewhat amusing? Please?
Deletewhy me caps not working.....
DeleteI think Scarred For Life drives a van full of dirty diapers for a diaper service!! He knows how to get them clean.
DeleteWay to go ALL CAPS, great first!!
Deletequit pampering joe.
Deleteget it?
And as the butt diaper prophet Joe posted under his Ernie account i coudl still smell the horrid stench of rotting poo coming from his teeth. The butt diapers had not been kind to him. The butt diaper prophet was getting desperate and lonely. And so he began to check the cornfields. And there he found the heffer known as Chick. PRaise the butt diaper
DeleteScarred for life it shall be. Scarred, scabbed and scared. With a poo fixation.
DeleteFrench fries bumped all over you in a hallway mental burn of the frontal cortex.
DeleteThat's scarred for life alright.
And as the butt diaper prophet Joe continued to post as Ernie, he attracted followers. Some of which enjoyed sniffing the stains, and some just licking them. Joe began to then instruct on the proper ways to orally please the butt diapers. Praise the butt diaper troll prophet Joe. Praise him!!
DeleteAnd as teh frontal cortex swole in the prophet Joes mouth, he still couldnt take his mind off the patty butt diaper. The holy butt diaper was always on his mind, and he must praise it, praise it real good!!!!
Delete^hot pocket spill mental burn of the inner self.
Deleteahem. vroom.
Deletethat is all.
LOLOL!
DeleteRictor's favorite movie - Weekend at Ernie's
DeleteLol about scars and burns that is!
Deletelots of pissing posts out there bloodless howler would have a field day
DeleteTRAPPER likes measuring pissing posts
Huckleberry buddy checking Trapper measuring
2:49... You might wanna see about that twitch.
Deletetourettes
DeleteAnd in a fury, the butt diaper prophet Joe began to post under his many accounts. Soon the alias's like Big Jon, and Ernie were being used by the prophet Joe to preach the diaper gospel. Praise the holy butt diaper prophet Joe and his many accounts. Praise them!!!
Delete^ cooker stove scauldering of the temporal lobe.
DeleteRictor's second favorite movie - Ernie goes to Camp.
DeleteAnd as the temporal lobe swole in Joes mouth, he couldnt help but think of Rictor and the night they once shared. They both fell to there knees that night for many reasons, but mainly to praise the holy butt diaper. Praise it!!
DeleteRictor's third favorite movie - Ernie Goes to Jail(sex)
DeleteAnd as the dawn broke, I heard a sound. It was high pitched mixed with a moan. I rounded the corner and there saw the scarred for life one and a false prophet named Randi snivelling into a tissue.
DeleteI have a question for Eva.
DeleteWhat does LGBT stand for? My parole officer says lesbian gay bacon and tomato but I think he's not being serious.
MMG
And i looked upon a fresh butt diaper. Joe assured me that fresh diapers should rarely be used for licking because the stained diapers had a better taste. he placed the butt diaper on the alter and began to worship. Praise the butt diaper.
Delete^ looked at the sun through binoculars retina burn of the maths perplexer.
DeleteAnd as joe watched the math perplexer massage his mahood, he wished the other man was wearing a diaper. He longed for the smell of diaper butt. He prayed to Patty to deliver him. Praise the diapers
Delete^ should have listened to moma and prepared & put plenty of lotion on sunburn of the pink panther.
DeleteJoe likes Lady Sovereign.
DeleteWhen Joe was asked what a pink panther was, he instructed his flock that he was referring to beating his member until it was red and pink. He then would show this to his catt. He named it the pink panther. Praise the butt diapers
Delete^couldn't wait for your pizza to cool down so rush a glass of water quickly gullet burn of the desktop builder.
DeleteMy lord, the butt diaper bandit's stuff has me rolling. I'm in tears laughing so hard. Its all so true, that's why I find it so amusing. I'll leave you with a...........
DeletePRAISE THE BUTT DIAPER!!!!!
And when Joe was asked about his desktop builder, Joe referred to the time he built a large phallace out of clay and then set it upon his desk. He would then jump on it and see how big his pupils dilated. Praise the butt diaper faith.
DeleteBig Jon has NEVER seen a bigfoot!! And is nothing more
DeleteThan a BALD FACE LIER.!!
^burned fingers trying to get the crumbled cookie out of the hot chocolate burn of the ready for bed decider.
Delete^ nice 1 joe, what is your opinion on big jon's new avatar??
DeleteI think it's great!!
DeleteBig QUEER BAIT jon,
DeleteAbsolutely positively Perfect!
HAHAHAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!
Come on down to Texas, brother
Deleteso the superfriends plus the wonder twins( ernie standing and big jon) steal the schtick from the trolls . you know the whole .let it be told from the mountains of the misty diapers. crap then find it over the top funny. very strange oh and big jon the avatar looks like one of the snl cartoon heros the gay duo fitting shawns loving this and ernie it was me muppet mmg
Deletecalm down bj or know spongebob before bed
DeleteCan we get a translator in here?
DeleteTHX, CHICK!!!
DeleteBIG JON TOO!!!
ALL CAPS
The verified name says!!
DeleteBig Jon!!
The avatar screams!!
LOOK AT ME I'M A F*G !!
HA,HAAHAAAAAAHAAAAHA!!!
dude you have issues ^
Delete^you are correct in the fact I have a issue with Hypocracy!!
DeleteAnd I tend to dislike Hypocrites..and your point,
being NUMPTY BOYO???
^ CUCKOO!!
Deletebigfoots real yes - but i gots no caps..........
ReplyDeletePRAISE THE HOLY BUTT DIAPER........YES YES YES!!!
Deletehow you get those caps..........
Deletei am capless
PRAISE THE BUTT DIAPER TROLL PROPHET JOE, PRAISE HIM!!!!
Delete2:51 You gotta go to the cap store. Or Amazon.com.
DeleteHey where is Chick? Shes lonely out wondering the pig troughs again? Do you think she will ever stop eating??? Nope, heffers never learn.
Delete^ radiator bum burn of the parietal lobe.
DeleteAnd as the parietal lobe swole in Joes mouth, he could not help but think what it woudl be like to smell the holy urine stains once again. Praise the holy butt diaper prophet Joe!!
Delete^ spilt coffee whilst reaching for the desktop mouse burns for the psychie.
DeleteAnd as Joe spole of spilt coffee and desktop mouse's, he began to excited below. He prayed that the patty suit would soon arrive so he could dance in it in the dark. Praise the butt diaper prophet Joe
DeleteAnd he showeth me a magic man of the name of Randi. And upon it rode a giant man in a costume. He was wearing the holy Packham and Blevins attempts that bore much shame on his part. The prophet scarred for life one was so awestruck by the failures, he didn't notice what was truly going on. From that day forward, the scarred one was committed to preaching Randi gospel and the lack of magic monkey suit.
DeleteAnd the mentally scarred one repeated plunged his sausage fingers into the pile of boiling hot pocket laid out for him by Master Joe. Confused and screaming in pain, unable to forseeth the future unable to learn from his mistakes. More scars and blisters. Call on the Magic Randician for aid!!
DeleteAnd as i looked upon the poo stains driping from the mouth of Joe and his alias, Chick, i noticed that there appeared to be worms wiggling in the poo. Joe pronounced that he worms gave it extra flavor and that it was a gift from the patty suit. Meanwhile the alias Chick began stuffing groceries in her mouth by the truckload. Prasise the butt diaper.
Deletei got as far as plunged his sausage. best thing you ever wrote
Delete^ sun glasses mark sun tan burn of the mental winker.
DeleteWhen Joe was asked what he meant by his mental winker. He referred to the pressing of a holy member against his face. He enjoyed this, especially late at night, and often instructed the member to be put in his eye. He referred to this as a winker. Praise the butt diapers
Delete^ magnifying glass burn of the buttock when relaxing in the hammock burn of the texting tantilizer.
DeleteAnd when asked what Joe meant when he talked of a texting tantilizer. Joe replied that sometimes he would insert a cell phone into his rectum. He would then insert a finger and begin texting. This is what the prophet meant. Praise the butt diapers
DeleteFDA say fukushima radiation safey
Deleteso no worries
^BBQ collapse and bugger it let's try and save the sausages for the three second rule finger burn of the code for your iPhone memoriser.
DeleteBig Jon, is nothing more than a BALD FACED LIER!!
DeleteYes folks it's that Simple!!
^hot water bottle burst and scauldered all up your backside burn of the future predictor.
Delete^lol.
DeleteThoese comebacks are so
DeleteFreakin lame they're funny
Gawfaa Gawfaa!!
Sup Gawfaa boy.
DeleteJewsquatches for sure they is
ReplyDeleteSo they hate dark skinned people?
Deletethay shure doos
DeletePraise the holy butt diaper of truth!!
Delete^ hot pocket spill burns of the inner being.
DeleteAnd as the butt dipaer prophet Joe inserted another hot pocket into his meoldy maker, he could only think of the one true butt diaper. Praise it
Delete^ didn't realize light bulbs get so hot burn of the old thought processor.
DeleteAnd thus Joe inserted a light bulb into his meoldy maker and turned it on. It felt pleasant to the diaper prophet. He enjoyed the burning sensation, as one might enjoy a fresh poo diaper in the mid of winter. Praise the diaper butt.
Delete^ moma didn't show how to use the cooker properly burn of the problem masher.
DeleteHHAHAHAHA!!!
DeleteAnd as Joe was questioned as to why he called his dad "the masher", he informed the masses that he used to insert potatoes in his fathers rear. He would then push them in, mashing them up. His father would then soil a diaper with the potatoes. Joe would then cook this up for supper. Praise the potato and the diapers.
DeleteAnd it came about that when the mentally scarred one was bested by Master Joe from the East, he began to rely heavily on lame and useless sayings for defense. Implosion imminent, this is your warning, take cover all. Low low he cries out to the Magician Randi
Delete^ didn't manage to catch the last bit of the cooking programme tantrum throw the mixing bowl of contents at the wall only for it to splash back in your face and then you fall against the log fire burn of the price comparer.
DeleteAnd as i looked upon the barn, i saw the prophet Joe acting crazy. He was pretending to be a girl along with his many other aliases. He would quickly shove barnyard feed into his enormous mouth, and then run to the stalls to lick fresh horse poo that he had smeared on diapers. The prophet was strange, but the butt diapers chose him for a reason..
Delete^gone belly first down the water slide burn of the street fighter 2 special move rememberer.
DeleteAnd it was told to us that Joe often referred to his rectum as a water slide, and urged others to enter. He then put on a fresh new diaper for the world to see. Praise it
DeleteBig Jon has NEVER seen a bigfoot, as he is a BALD FACED LIER!!
DeleteIsn't that right big jon u lier??
^Tramp with no teeth scares you on the train and you throw your coffee in the air only for it to rain hot droplets and burn your scalp burn of the 'I'll know better next time' conclusioner.
Delete^What hell are you talking about dude?
DeleteThe troll I'm addressing has psychological burns and is therefore mentally scarred for life.
DeleteOh ok.
Deletesometimes Grassman ans Yahoo lookin lack Jewsquatches so you thinkin thar be a Grassman ors Yahoo but it abin a Jewsquatch dang it
ReplyDeleteSee post below. You're Jewish right?
Delete^ isnt ISIS taken care of this ???
DeletePraise the butt diaper!!!
Deleteobamacare covers butts and its FREE
DeletePraise the holy butt diaper prophet Joe!!
Delete^ fresh out the oven cookie dough blistering of the old thought processor.
DeleteAnd as the prophet spoke of cookie dough, he inserted another glob of diaper poop into his mouth. He rubbed it around his gums and played with the corn within it. Praise the butt diaper
Delete^ fried chicken gravy spill in the front seat of the car burn of the future predictor.
DeleteAnd i heard the butt diaper prophet Joe speak of chicken gravy as he melted down further. He was desperate for the diaper, he must find the diaper!!
Delete^ grilled cheese lap burn of the wondering plop mass.
DeleteAnd as joe inserted a heafty sized plop mass into his melody maker, he regailed in the holy urine bath that the mighty Daniel had given him. Praise the butt diapers.
Delete^ never did learn from the cook book mistake burn of the what to do decider.
DeleteAnd the butt diaper prophet Joe instructed us on how to best prepare the butt diapers for dinner. Joe pulled out the monkey suit cook book and began to put together a feast of such proportion that his alter ego Chick, would even be filled. He then prepared a used diaper of mega proportion. Praise the butt diaper
Delete^pubic shaving burn of the wish blinker.
DeleteOMG!! I had no idea this troll trimming was so satisfying!!!
DeleteHats off to you Joe, I laughed myself right out of my chair!
DeleteAnd as Joe replied to himself under his Chick account, he felt proud of himself. LIcking butt diapers was hard work, but him and his aliases had to do it. Praise the butt diaper, praise it
Delete^had a fright watching a scary movie and threw the nacho grande platter all over your misses burn of the how could they make hoverboard wonderer.
DeleteI'm laughing my Ass off over this stupid crap!! Lol.
DeleteMe three!
DeleteAren't you Jewish? The guy who posts all the racist stuff. lol
ReplyDeletetham jews in da boosh shure is
DeleteHahahahah A Jewish guy has been posting all the racists stuff. Which group of people do you hate the most?
Deletei hate those MELONHEADS
DeletePraise the holy butt diaper!!!
Deletei hates tham holly butt diapers
DeletePraise the holy butt diaper prophet Joe!!
DeleteMentally Scarred one implosion imminent!!!!
Delete^ battery acid splash burn of the cerebellum.
DeleteAnd as the cerebellum swole in the prophet Joes mouth, he thought of the pig troughs he found Chick feeding from. The slop that fell from her fat mouth reminded the prophet Joe of the poo stains he licked the night before. Praise them
Delete^ wart on the face frozen off burn of the shaker maker.
DeleteAnd when Joe was questioned about why he referred to his sister as the shaker maker, Joe replied that one time after he made his sister soil a diaper, he instructed her to shake and wiggle in it, and then smear it on his face. Oh how he missed that feeling.
Delete^ bugger it let's order in only to have the damn Chinese noodles box slip all over your bare sandle wearing toes burn of the dream machine.
DeleteWhen the dipaer butt prophet was asked what a dream machine was, he replied that it was what he called being slapt on each side of his face repeatedly be a member of epic size. At least 10 inches. Joe replied that it slapping both sides of his face often knocked him out. He liked this feeling, and thus called it his dream machine. Praise it.
Delete^plastic surgery gone wrong & melted in the sun burn of the Santa wish list designer.
DeleteAnd Joe thought to himself about the time his brother dressed in a santa suit and gave him his long candy cane. Joe loved licking the candy cane. It made him feel like he was a young poo sniffer all over again. Praise the poo stained diapers
Delete^forgot to put on the oven glove before pulling out the meatloaf burn of the computer programmer.
DeleteJoe don't say meatloaf in front of diaper butt boy for he might go looking for some meatloaves.
DeleteWhere the hell is DSM at?? We all need a PSA, rite about now?? Lol...
DeleteThis guy is full of it.
ReplyDeleteI only see 8 sas in that pic.
MMG
WHAT THE !!!!!!!
DeleteI just dont like him. I knew him when i used to work construction, and i never got a good feelign about him.
DeleteMMG
Praise the holy butt diaper prophet Joe!!
Deleteyes, yes , obamacare cover all that ails you and its FREE
DeleteYES, YES , YES!!!!!
DeleteALL HAIL TROLLANDIA!!!!!!!
All fail Trollandia.
DeleteAnd i beheld a stream of green mucus butt diaper stains upon the holy butt diaper prophet Joe's face. It was a special butt diaper, a butt diaper for the ages. The prophet explained that green butt diaper stains were signs of holy infection, and tatsed especially good. Praise the butt diaper!!
Delete^ carpet mental burns of the occipital lobe.
DeleteGeorge Bush SAFE in Texas
Deleteso no worries
And as the occipital lobe swole in the prophet Joe's mouth, he began to feel warm inside. He missed the taste of lobe. He only wished he had a diaper on, as that would have been heavenly to the prophet. But alas, he licked his last butt diaper the night before. Praise the butt diaper prophet
Delete^ wiped your bum too much and then get a ring sting in the bath burn of the melody maker.
DeleteThat melody maker only playing sour notes ;(
DeleteAnd thus it was said that Joe would call his lady parts a melody maker. He would use his meoldy maker to insert objects of large size. Oh how the butt diaper prophet enjoyed those objects. Praise the holy diaper prophet Joe!!
DeleteAnd Lexapro began to rain from the sky in a torrential way. Enough to gather in the woven baskets and use for a lifetime. But low, The Great Randician waved his magic wand and with a booming voice forbade the mentally scarred one from taking part in the life saving supply.
DeleteAnd when questioned about the magic monkey suit, the apostle named the mentally scarred for life one, claimed that it could be done. Then another failure named Blevins came forward from the east. He made a fool of the scarred one yet further. Yet the Randi faith was not to be denied, and the prophet turned a blind eye to shame. The apostle scarred one had faith in Randi above all other things. Praise the magician Randi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteLOLOLOL!!!
DeleteAnd thus it was found that the butt diaper prophet Joe was actually responsible for posting under a female alias known as Chck. Oh how the butt diaper prophet was scorned. The prophet knew he must copy and paste comments quickly. The diapers must be worshipped.
DeleteAnd the mentally scarred one repeated plunged his sausage fingers into the pile of boiling hot pocket laid out for him by Master Joe. Confused and screaming in pain, unable to forseeth the future unable to learn from his mistakes. More scars and blisters. Call on the Magic Randician for aid!!
DeleteAnd as Joe was furious as being exposed as posting as Chick, he thought back to the cornfields of truth, where he had first wondered alone so many years ago. He thought of the diaper stains, how fat he was, and how he would never find another man. But then a vision of diaper butt appeared and he began to think soothing diaper stain thoughts. praise them
DeleteTrolllandia - Population - 1.
DeleteAnd i saw Joe bring out the Ernie account and he began to post of the old times when diaper butts could go on for days.
Delete^rubbed your eyes too long after being in front of a monitor for 12 hours straight burn of the torrential potential but total unachiever realizer.
DeleteAnd when Joe was asked about the unachiever realizer he told the flock that he was referring to the many times he could not realize a stiffy. He was an unachiever in this regard, but he was the best poo licker you could imagine. So it equaled out. Praise it
Delete^Daniel Larusso celebrating sliding of his knees on the tournament mat after doing that crane kick burn of the Commando entire script memoriser.
DeleteAnd some painfully weak fake MMG posts thrown in.
DeleteCan we please have a troll that is borderline humorous?
DeleteDat true. Dat true.
DeleteBigfoot is brown, he's black, he's auburn...and he's white all over!
ReplyDeleteLet me hear ya people!
ans he abin a jew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteHey all. Nice to see I was missed by the good gang after reading the previous blog. Missed all of you also. Got back from a well needed family vacation to the UP aka Yooperland. The place is so isolated the cell phones do not work and no internet. My gosh what is a person to do. My nephew and me motorcycled a bunch in the Eastern UP. Josh told me the smell of the pines and cedar forests invigorated him out of his hangovers. Big Manistique Lake is once again loaded with some of the best eating fish know to a midwesterner, Perch. Caught a few hundred between the wife, son and myself only keeping enough for two meals. Rented a Can-Am Commander from the Fish and Hunt shop for a day. What a blast. Can actually ride these on all county roads in the Upper Peninsula and many trails that lead deep into the forest. The wife liked it so much she agreed we need to get one for ourselves. I was hoping she would, best $300 I have spent in some time. Even my boy Charlie learned how to drive. The global warming craze has hit the UP also. Never hit 70 the first four days thanks to a polar vortex. Last week Tuesday only hit 55. We lit bonfires at night whooping and knocking for the Yooper Bigfoot and even left apples, but alas they did not show, but it did not stop us from consuming maybe large quantities of beer and cocktails.
ReplyDeleteMy nephew bought a Yooper dictionary that my son read to us. They do have their own language.
Example
Alladem.
Chuck. So Joe, how many of dem der beers did you drink last night.
Joe. Alladem.
Peace.
Chuck
Jews kickin Hamas BUTT .................
DeleteHEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Delete: )
Awesome to see you back!!!!!
DeleteHey man! Long time no see!
DeleteHope all is well Chuck Alpha Dog.
DeleteMike H.
I'll shoot you an email soon Alpha Dog! Glad your back!!
DeleteGood to see ya Chuck!!!
Deletealot of circled bigfoots in photo. kinda like the last episode of finding bigfoot. one guy said he seens 100's of bigfoots and another seen a warble shape like in the predator. it seems bigfoots are everywhere again. just can't catch a single 'foot or a single hair of a 'foot for that matter.
ReplyDeleteCheck mate footers.
ReplyDeleteand jewsquatches are they in check!
DeletePJ getting SMOKED today.
ReplyDeleteOuch.
Ouch?Did you jack on instead of jack off?
Delete4:08 is an sexpert in smoking - sausage that is.
Deletei'm kookoo for coco puffs
ReplyDeleteEvery once in a while I scroll down to a comment section below a article. I know better. I know not to. Its like trying not to looking at a car wreck.
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