Bigfooters: It's time to preorder your FLIR ONE


Folks. The great outdoors just got greater and Bigfooting just got squatchier. There are a lot of ways of looking at this world. FLIR ONE is the world's first private thermal imager, and it slides right onto your iPhone 5. If you've been waiting like us, it's now time to place your preorders: http://flir.com/flirone/order/. It's going to run you about $349.99. FLIR, to get everyone excited, released this video on YouTube and some awesome images taken with the FLIR ONE device:




The Gorge looks grand through the FLIR ONE.

I wonder who the hardest working person is? We’ll say it’s the barista in front.

You can use the FLIR ONE to improve your home’s energy efficiency.


Looking through a bamboo forest at an elephant drinking water.

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    1. Joe!!! ;-) Uno! (going to bed)

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    2. Feck off you childish prick.

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    3. ^ must be talking to himself

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    4. ^ nobody else to talk to me.

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    5. You idiots do reaalize your stupid idiot leader big john got his but kicked by a pansy in texas the other night dont ya? ,,Superfriends my crackhole I will beat johns arse myself,, Sensor that shawn!!!!

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    6. ^ there`s only ONE person above your comment...you do realize ?

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    7. That first must have hurt!! Ouch!! Don't let it ruin your day!!

      Uno!!!!!!!!!

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    8. Joe!!!!!!!! How are you good buddy?

      MMC

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    9. ^phags! U talk slick when big jon isnt here!,, When big jon isnt here he would smack yo ass cause he don't like you messing with other mens!,,

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    10. I'm well thank you sir!!! Your good self???!!!!

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    11. Peter pan beat up big j the night before u idiots!!,, HAHAJAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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    12. Queers! Wait till big j shows up and trys to fuk ya!!!!!--

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    13. Cant complain over here my good friend. Just getting ready to start another day. There has been alot of bigfoot activity lately in the states

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    14. I will shitt on you like I did john and harrys wife that's how we do in amwriva!!!!!,, joe come over here!!

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    15. I bet your one of this fat boys who sits behind the desktop and it covered in 'toothpaste' and pizza sauce, aren't you?

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    16. It's only a matter of time before chick and Eva show up to stand uop for joedaddy!

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    17. Ha Ha Ha. Get him Joe. Hes just mad he has no friends and lives in mommys basement.

      MMC

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    18. They tend to be angry at the world for having such a lack of healthy interactions. The words "I love you" tend to bring the tears out in them like the forgiveness Gary Ridgeway attained at sentencing by one of the victims' fathers.

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    19. Unilke some, I've grown to accept mommy's in work during the day bro, make sure you have a contact number for hot sandwiches now... We don't want you starve.

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    20. Joe i really never have eaten cheese like this before

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    21. One time i gave MMC a white whiz-zer. He enjoyed the snow bath

      MMG

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    22. Only creepy if you feel my fat rolls

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    23. Hey Joe

      I just realized that my imposter is the pi$$ in your face guy

      He is one sick puppy

      MMC

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    24. Think of how messed up his little world must be?

      (Shudder)

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    25. Just maybe he has problems. If his doctor prescribed Internet socialization as therapy, maybe he should have set tighter guidelines

      MMC

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    26. Sometimes dudes like him don't take their meds as a rebellious freedom from what they perceive as their allocated identities.

      Where are the social workers I would like to know?

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    27. Sorry I've been gone for a while I have been fixing some fence at the ranch. I advised my brother to watch the ever cool Tom Hardy in Frank Millers' trailer to "Mad Max Fury Road" and my eldest brother David is so serious that he thought I meant while he was driving and took out our entire fence. I jumped up and ever the ranch hero took full responsibility for this senseless act. But further besmirched the family name by taking time and serious effort away from " fence mending " in order to engage a Tom Turkey in a staring contest at bubbling springs. Ye Gods man. Turkey's don't have to blink. He just kept cocking his head and stood his round and left me alone in the shower with a box of Claritin weeping from allergies. THIS has been am MKB multi faceted PSA. Kids. Never do the following : drive while waving goodbye to your brother and watching Goth Chase Movies, stare at turkeys, or any kind of beer before 3 pm. God Bless

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    28. Honestly Shawn I thought that was an accurate accounting of my last 2 weeks

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    29. Wow Joe. Just wow

      My imposter needs some help

      MMC

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    30. One of these days I'd love to visit you, Joe! Maybe even spend a few days at your place, ya?

      MMC

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    31. Mike!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    32. :). MMC. I'm hosting. Let's all attend the Joe Crosses the Pond party. Now I'm gonna step up and hire a class act Def Leppard Cover Band. Everyone is invited. The fee is for the cup, the beer is free.

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    33. We can go tomorrow!!!

      I'm ready!!!

      MMC

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    34. ^^ no beer for you. It will affect your meds

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    35. No need for beer! I can get my own self wet!

      MMC

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    36. JEFF FLIR is as good as it gets : )

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    37. si el jefe Obama mucho gracias

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    38. Give the date as long as not Sept12, 13. I will be there
      Chuck

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  2. Hurry up and buy yourselves another ineffective toy that can`t produce evidence of things in the woods..this toy producing colourful pictures for the children.

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    1. I think this might be an interesting piece of kit myself!

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    2. Normally these things are just gimmicks Joe, but who knows. It might be fun

      MMC

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    3. Come to the US I will beet your arse like I did harry and big john. They both girks!!!

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    4. Bro... You're soooooooo tough, ain't ya?

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    5. i think its about time to school this troll Joe. Please do the honors.

      MMC

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    6. He's managing to do it to himself, I think...

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    7. Sometimes i like to think of Joe wearing a loin cloth..........Sometimes

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    8. Picture me in an ultimate warrior costume gorilla pressing you across the office, hot coffee and twinky's everywhere.

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    9. Would you spank me and call me daddy?

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    10. Would you give me HPV?

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    11. Honestly DSA you do not need a High Performance Van. Any regular mini van performs well these days.

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  3. Come on footers pony up the cash

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    1. Comment of the week;

      "AnonymousMonday, July 28, 2014 at 7:34:00 PM PDT
      Here's the explanation:

      Teacher: What does your daddy do for fun at home when he's not working ?

      Kid : He looks up Bigfoot stuff.

      Teacher: Oh.

      Kid : He posts about it on a bunch of different websites and he also watches Bigfoot shows and has some books about it.

      Teacher: So he's a footer ?

      Kid : No, he says he's not like those idiots cuz he's a skeptic.

      Teacher: LOL"

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    2. Spank that salt and pepper snowman. Spank it

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    3. And that makes bigfoot real how?

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    4. Sugarcoat the sparrow Joe, sugarcoat the sparrow

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    5. It doesn't, it means you're a closet footer.

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    6. Are you really that deluded that you can not understand how someone can be skeptical of bigfoot? Even most the bff footers acknowledge that they understand how people can be skeptical. You are just a special kind of stupid.

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    7. Joe, eating cheesecloth hardly counts for footing

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    8. 2:23... Did that hit a nerve? You woulldn't be here is you weren't a footer bro, stop lying to yourself, your friends and family and come out the closet.

      ; )

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    9. ^There he is again strengthening the very point that just obliterated him. What a moron.

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    10. Spread my laundry on the press Joe, please spread it

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    11. 2:28... Nope, I think you'll find I strongly oppose the point put to me and maintained al level of butthurtitude on your part from initial paste.

      Learn to read sucker, you've been served.

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    12. Your just getting mad now you scared little boy. You just cant take the fact that your logic makes no sense and that bigfoot doesnt exist.

      Checkmate

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    13. "scared", "little boy"... There's only one person who's mad, ha ha ha ha!!!

      This is how the logic works; you spend all your time here, watch all Sasquatch related programming, read all Sasquatch related topics, know everything about Sasquatch as a subject...

      The only thing that differs you from enthusiasts is your 'skeptical' stance.

      Congrats anon who wrote that, you've managed to get a rise out of the skepfooters.

      Oh and we've checked... You need 'spell check'.

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    14. So basically Joe, you have no reason for the logic you come up with. It just randomly comes to you and you spit it out. You know, at this point i tend to agree with one of the chronic posters. I do believe you just might be a paid troll. You never even try and explain the crazy crap you say. Instead you just dance around explaining it and never really give too much. Instead you rely on copy and paste and random quotes. Yet they rarely even apply to the situation you post them about. There is only one type of person that does this kind of thing, and thats someone who is trolling, looking for arguments. Joe, i think you are a paid troll. What do you think about that

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    15. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Here we go bro, here's a copy and paste of the explanation I gave and you missed whilst steam was coming from your ear holes!!!

      "... you spend all your time here, watch all Sasquatch related programming, read all Sasquatch related topics, know everything about Sasquatch as a subject..."

      You cab refer to me as king troll if you like, what;s for sure, the anon's got you in his pocket.

      Chi-ching!!!!

      ; )

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    16. Nerve = gripped= twisted = butthurt personified.

      ; )

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    17. And still no bigfoot...

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    18. And just like that Joe confirmed he is a paid troll

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    19. Plenty found... None caught. King troll to you, boy, and if only I was paid! Ha ha ha ha!!

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    20. I thought we were getting regular checks so we could go sightseeing about the country side. You as the black trenchcoat wearing leader, me as the long haired foul mouthed sidekick but alas, Kevin Smith stole that bit years ago.

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  4. Bigfootery is big business. It was never about the monkey because it doesn't exist.

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    1. Type in examples of pop culture for reference, it'll help if you grasp this very concept.

      Also, Bigfoot is free to use for marketing, it's no wonder such popularity of using such a big topic of pop culture is thriving at the moment.

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    2. And still no bigfoot...

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    3. Joe likes to dance around in red panties with cucumber slices on his eyes

      MMG

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    4. Plenty found, none caught... Oh, and joint first worst fake MMG ever.

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  5. ... and ushered in the day of the Heatsquatch.

    I recall Cutino had a Raz FLIR once and when Uncle Wally ponied up the greens he sold it for the real thing.

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  6. I have read munns book but I have had to dismiss it simply because he does not share his data so that it can be examined and retested.

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    1. True. The lack of data should be a big red flag to both skeptics and proponents.

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    2. "I've stated repeatedly and publicly that the lens issue, and the height estimate based on the lens calculation, are both under review and so that earlier conclusion is not currently endorsed."

      This is the plain and simple reason why no further estimates have been made or released to the public, because he doesn't want people jumping to a conclusion he can't support himself, he's still dealing with idiots in forums who are jumping all over his initial measurements that he retracted and admitted were inaccurate.

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    3. Nice copy and paste that is completely irrelevant. The topic here is the lack of shared data.

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    4. Some of the data being the lens issue... Yes.

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    5. No nothing to do with the lens issue!

      The raw data is what's missing.

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    6. Well, if you can list me this missing 'raw data', I will try my best to get to the bottom of it all for you.

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    7. The full frame high res scans

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    8. http://bigfootforums.com/index.php/topic/2428-the-munns-report/page-12

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    9. I will go with this. The track was 14 and one/half inches. That translates to around 7 the seven foot range. One gigantic female. Probably around 800 lbs give or take a hundred.
      Chuck

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  7. The footers on the bff are desperately trying to explain away the lack of any tracks leading up to pattys starting position. They are saying things like patty walked through the creek and patty covered her tracks. Lunacy. They are looking straight at one of the many smoking guns that proves it's a hoax and they can't even see it. Mental.

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    1. Then they need to read about Bob Titmus track analysis. Patty was on the mountain and descended before being caught out in the open by Roger and Bob. The filming was of here retreating back up the mountain. After Bob gave up the chase she sat down and looked down at the two for a while before the final escape.

      Chuck

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    2. That is a theory but there are no tracks to support that. The only tracks found were those placed nicely in the open sand bar. A nice place to hoax some tracks you could say.

      Also a big problem with the film is patty is stationary for the first few frames meaning she was standing there waiting for roger to get off his horse, get his camera out, get it set up and start recording.

      What it looks like is an actor waiting in a designated starting position waiting to be directed to start walking.

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    3. Sorry, your 'nicely placed tracks' are an agenda driven interpretation. I would read the amount of tracking Titmus did and accumilated, not to mention the heavy rains that fell imediately after the encounter to which much of the tracks had to be preserved bye creatively, read it... It would help a lot.

      The creature, does not appear to be totally stopped in it's motion from the start of it's capture, however something that has been startled with a gun pointed at it, should not be overlooked as anything other than a natural reaction, in the same way as anyone who would indeed be out of it's natural cover. Patterson also said "it turned a total of I think three times," the first time therefore being before the filming began. Shortly after glancing over its shoulder, the creature walks behind a grove of trees, reappears for a while after Patterson moved ten feet to a better vantage point.

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    4. These footers have an excuse for everything

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    5. Game Set and Match goes to Chuck. He did. Bob had the goods. JAS over on his site posted the Titmus tracks of Patty just the other day that were as good as any cast at the time and better than most today. I catch myself more and more stepping over clear tracks. Like I don't want to disturb them but I need more. Here's more. Yesterday I saw two stumps placed over a small section of creek at an area called bubbling springs. Texas is running out of water. It honestly looked as if a bunch of Hogs were penned in for a culling. And amidst it all was a 19"er. When I saw the evidence that underwater side sonar scanning is turning up about "herding" I begin to see that they aren't blocking each other from resources. That's impossible. They are herding prey animals for slaughter Have a great day. M

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    6. 4:53, 4:57... Skepfooters need to brush up on their stuff, rather. It is however one of the reasons they post cynical stuff; to at least attain the information their nativity lacks.

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    7. Mike!!!!!!!!!!!!

      That confirms something I've been theorizing for a while... AMAZING stuff!!!!!!!

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    8. Agreed. Look. Move beyond Does Bigfoot exist. It's really over. There's not much left to debate. Even the hardest skeptics now cannot deny it. Guys like Ed Waterman are habituation personified. Move into population density or sustainability arguments to remain relevant! Who wants to be the footnote of a " Fringe Science?" Besides me of course ...darling. :)

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    9. Joe I'm out on the edge now. I'm running around the brush naked with a bottle of AFRIN tucked in unspeakable places. I have gone native and I know how they're roughing it out.

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    10. Get ahold of me...by email of course.

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    11. WOW MIKE. Every now and then something appears on this site or BFRO or somewhere else that is totally enlightening and sometimes mindblowing. Your post just did just that and made my day. Always great to learn something new about these forest ( in your case Hill county ) giants, and their ingenuity. I sincerely hope you Texans get the rain you need and soon. Otherwise your buddies may move on to the East. The young one(s) should be grown enough for travel.
      Great indeed
      Chuck

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    12. Children. AFRIN is addictive and can have a rebound "effect" leading to further congestion. PSA---DSM

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    13. Chuck I'm trying to unite the tribes. I've been on Brandon Garett for a while to stop filming these hooligan East Texas Giants and come chill with the laid back Sand Squatches....we shall see, of they do move East the Garrett's will find em. Yer Buddy, m

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    14. MIKE. Words of wisdom at 5 10.
      Chuck

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    15. Mike... That just made me cry laughing at 5:12...

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    16. Joe, my t8erh*le alarm is going off like a buck in heat during mating season! :'(

      Can you help me?

      MMC

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    17. UMMM FAKE MMC ITS 'RUTTING SEASON" NOT MATING SEASON.


      GET WITH IT

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    18. Mike, you need a holster with Afrin in one side and mozzy repellent in the other.

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    19. I dont know do you think a holster would work with those cheekless chaps?

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  8. The Bigfoot Patriot can't spell for shit

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    1. You spelt Parrot wrong ;)

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    2. Seriously, though, he can't!!!

      Did i tell you i'm dati g Joe F?

      MMC

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    3. Nope, first I heard have you done the horizontal shuffle yet? and is it true Americans pretending to be Welsh still make sheep noises while coming?

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  9. A toy that will find no bigfoot.

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  10. At least this makes Wally obsolete.

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  11. Ray Wallace didn't need no FLIR.

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  12. Solar Activity - Not CO2 - Could Cause Global Warming, New Paper Says...
    No WAY its all tham cars and coal fired power plants, we anit shutting tham down fast enough....

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    1. only UN carbon taxes can save US now $$$

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  13. It is now the year, 2050, and NO Big foot found!
    Cliff Barackman, still looking and STILL hasn't seen one!
    None of the FAMOUS "Big foot Experts" of the last several decades have found NOTHING, and most has given up!
    Rick Dyer died of AIDS in prison many years ago.
    Fat MoneyMaker is "Retired" with millions in the bank!
    The AIMS team STILL hasn't caught anything with any real proof! "Wild Bill" is dead, fell on his knife!
    Bobo is in a mental institution, looking out the window for any Big foots on the lawn.
    Stacy Brown's went nuts!
    Tim Fats died of a "Fart attack". His body found rotting in his cab!
    Ranae, has taken up with Ellen Deneres (Whatever) and STILL never saw a Big foot!
    Tom Biscardi is long dead, died in prison, for his latest scam!
    Justim Smellya (Whatever) is in prison, for poaching BEARS !
    Todd Standing is still Hoaxing!
    Mike B. is STILL taking pictures of shadows. Never learned to take off the lens cap!
    Ro, has had, 100,000 men (along with "Wild Bill")!
    And Joe F. is STILL writing essay's on Big foots trying to convince everyone they still exist.
    And there are 50 Million Hispanics in America, ALL ON WELFARE!
    And. . Obama married Hillary Clinton and we now have 2 presidents!
    Payroll Taxes are 75% of your income!
    Also America, finally has a 3rd party, "The American Muslim Brotherhood party!

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    1. That's actually pretty funny dude

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    2. ifn thays alls gits tham BIG KNIVES lack Wild Bill thans it abin wurkin

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    3. "Wild Bill" the PHONY Marine!

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    4. WILD BILL say once a MARINE always a MARINE

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    5. whited out why? no cuss words

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  14. A Marine that was NEVER a Marine, must convince himself that he is a Marine, but truly just a LOSER!

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