Some Guy Thinks He Can Take Down a Bigfoot With This Rifle


CALGUNS.NET user, MAX123 looks like he wants to be taken serious with these images he's posted online. We're not sure whether he's kidding, or he's dead serious, but one thing that's obvious to us is that he is into Bigfoot research. That book on the left, next to the pistol, is actually Dr. Jeff Meldrum's book titled, Sasquatch Field Guide: Identifying Tracking and Sighting North America's Great Ape. You can actually pick up the book and (probably) the rifle at an R.E.I. store. Here's what MAX123 wrote:

"Well finally got my .577 Tyrannosaur ready for the 2014 Sasquatch hunting season."




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    1. dont need all that fire power -
      just Wild Bill and his bowie knife to take down that bigfoot!

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    2. AIMS hillbilly mountain men huntin and trappin critters @ night with guns, what more could U asks for!

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    3. WIld Bill gots that BIG bowie knife - so he needin tham tight pants to gits to his weapon : )

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    4. Huckberry gotz that moonshine : )

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    5. Commander Z

      Have you ever been to the headwaters of the Grand River which is the Gratiot Saginaw State game area? Middle of the state high ground which is pretty much all old growth and swamp. Very different looking place. On my footing list for sure. Lots of bore so need to be armed.

      Check it out

      MMC

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    6. tham bigfeets keeps atakin me hawgs wheres me chickens be next fer shure

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    7. Hey MMC--sounds good--I have lived in MI most of my life but I haven't seen much of the northeast part of the state. This is probably the last summer my dog will be around, so I've been thinking about a road trip up north with him, with stops up around Alpena, Pigeon River, and then through the UP to the Porcupines.

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    8. CZ

      You mentioned GR the other day well this game reserve is about 80 miles NE of GR. The reserve is only a couple miles wide and on the east side water flows to Lake Huron and on the west side water flows to Lake Michigan. Signs everywhere about wild bore so take it seriously. And take a friend.

      MMC

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  2. 20 $ he shoots himself first!!!

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    1. Can see the headlines now

      "Footer shoots own foot off"

      Or

      "Hunter becomes hunted and found dismembered with rifle as necktie"

      MMC

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    2. I bleev that the night vision along with rifle along with confession alone could get him lodging at any local lockup here in Michigan

      MMC

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    3. He'd shoot a brown load into the back of his shorts before he could react.

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    4. Large calibre high velocity

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    5. MMC, if this guy ends up in the Jackson penitentiary, he will find lots of guys to make friends with. One can only hope.

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    6. Oh, and......Netherlands win! Woo-hoo!!

      Sorry y'all, I am strangely excited about the World Cup this time around and I'm embracing by Dutch heritage.

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    7. Great goals too. Croatia and Mexico's gonna be a cracker tonight.

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    8. CZ

      Michigan DNR are very professional and don't play around. Guns and nite vision don't mix

      MMC

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    9. NRA say the bigger the better its our constitutional right to bear arms!

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  3. Or he could just use a camera, get a blurry image and be labeled a "Hoaxer".

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    1. with that caliber rifle a hit will give a large blood splatter for DNA or a good hit will get U the critter

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  4. I hunt Bigfoot with an invisible gun with invisible bullets. It's the only way to take-down an invisible creature.

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    1. And that about sums up this entire farce. There ain't no such beast.

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    2. Ain't no brains in the last two posts... For sure.

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    3. but lots of folk have seen grassman so grassman real for sure

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    4. fer shure tham thar grassman ornery critters throwing rocks - tree limbs to get U out of there

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    5. hunted bigfoot all I got to show for it are some empty empty shell casings : (

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    6. Big doris here, maybe central park isnt a wise choice for hunting sasquatch with your big577.

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  5. Got 10 foot diaper butted bonobo?

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    1. Bonobos have orgies when excited. If BF is same than Wild Bill gonna git some dat whith dem tite drawers

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    2. BOBO, Ranae huntin bigfoots for years!

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    3. Of the many things I have learned here on BE, I list my education on the buttplug right at the top (honest, guys, I really didn't know there was such a thing. I thought it was just a funny expression).

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    4. Now I know " for shure" commander zoloft was that bigfoot dude on WIFE SWAP!! Lol.

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    5. Buttplug....is it not just a funny expression? I don't believe you, CZ....you old buttplug, you.

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  6. BOBO using a bigfoot decoy! and having a fixed position night vision and rifle to take out that bigfoot once and for all........

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  7. He'll either shoot a bear or a person.

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    1. or tham melonheads they gets U for sure

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    2. headless horror like dude, dont mess around with that critter...........

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  8. Just a thought--if you come across someone with enough firepower to invade Grenada, take him seriously. Run away!

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    1. Unless he's French. In which case, yell at him and PRESTO! Free rifle.

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    2. AIMS team takin lots of fire power in tham thar woods fer shure

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    3. whats aboutz tham tea party folk - thays gotz guns and such fershure

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    4. How 'bout I fart in their general direction?

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    5. Sorry CoZo (patent pending) the Wild Bill guy beat you to it. He farts in everyone's general direction about 10 times a thread. The guy is to comedy what Shakespeare was to interior design.

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    6. AIMS guy is the best of the best around here.

      OORAH !

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    7. 3:02 good funny sh*t. Keep it up.

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  9. Hope he gets his head popped off.

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  10. It isn't Bigfoot, Bears or Moutain Lions that Bigfooters need to worry about. Its the idiots running around the woods trying to shoot Bigfoot that is the most dangerous threat any one of us need to watch out for.

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    1. AIMS hillbilly mountain men huntin and trappin critters @ night with guns, no worries they be professional not to sure about BUCK!

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    2. BUCK the AIMS team member that does random gravity checks!!!!

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    3. BUCK da best dang point man Trapper ever had

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    4. So how many idiots ae running around trying to shoot BF?
      Smegalicious just happened to run into BFs in his alleged shooting.
      So, maybe its just this guy?

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    5. use me AK-47 on critters - thinkin it be good fer tham bigfoots

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    6. It's going to happen--someone is going to get terminated by one of this idiots. We've already seen at least one accidental shooting. Someone out for a laugh in a Bigfoot costume will get smoked.

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    7. Most footer nut jobs are dope smoking liberals or pseudo tough southern rednecks.

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    8. Actually Mr. Shaw, the most dangerous people in bigfooting are the ones hunting greenbacks and TV shows.

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    9. Hi mr. Brookreson. Hope all is well... long time u no post?
      DSA.

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    10. In hiding.... I watched too many Bob Garett videos and got escaed. No DSA I've been in the field. Squatching. But there's none I miss more than you and I shall return very soon. Hopefully with some new evidence or perhaps with a bad hangover. Take Care DSA. The woods are no longer safe. Pack Heat. Or as they say in The Cornbread Mafia, come heavy.

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  11. remember to poop next to the trees to mark where U have been - for U safety

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  12. WIld Bill gots that BIG bowie knife - so he needin tham tight pants to gits to his weapon : )

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  13. reptilians humanoids having bases taking DNA and making hybrids

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  14. Bindernagle's call to respect the "sacredness" of the Name of Bigfoot is quasi-religious in nature.

    Demands for "respect" are part and parcel of religion. If there were solid evidence for either Bigfoot or some particular deity, then there would be no need to demand His name(s) be respected; they would simply be prosaic parts and parcels of reality.

    The Name of God fetish can be taken to absurd lengths, of course, as the ~name itself~ of God can be seen as so holy as to require oblique designations such as "The Tetragrammaton."

    Bigfootery is a quasi-religion.

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    1. That's like saying beer is a quasi-religion

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    2. What an absolute pile of crap!

      If you think respect and the moral reasons behind expressing it have anything to do with religion then you're as stupid as your comment suggests you are.

      Sasquatch are hominids, have culture (burial and language) and are in turn, quite possibly indegenous peoples... That deserves the same respect as any peoples. The evidence of which spans ten thousand years that transitions cultures and modern mediums, in turn into physical and biological evidence. Just take a look at this thread with the numpties in the woods trying to shoot at them... These aren't animals and are possibly exceptionally rare, that's reason enough to demand RESPECT.

      You don't even know the meaning of the word. If we didn't have such evidence then your argument, probably copied from some other poor uneducated source, would hold some weight.

      "A conscious entity practicing science can only draw on its subjective experiences to form beliefs. This means that no matter how objective science appears to be, there are generally assumptions which must be taken entirely on faith."

      Nothing more fundementalist than people who not only don't understand consistent scientific method, but those that desocrate interpret the true meaning of skepticism and it's application to denounce tens of thousands who have had impartial and unprovoked experiences that, which in turn have undeniable physical and biological evidence to back up.

      Pseudoskepticism is a fundementalist quasi-religion.

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    3. ifn U shoots @ a bigfoot critter than it abin a animulls fer shure!

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    4. The Dark Knight

      http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4

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    5. The archetype of uneducated Bafoon. ^

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    6. Aww joe is changing his tune of bigfoot are modern human, like you or I, to that of being a hominid. Slowly, the realization that Sykes doesn't have what he craves is setting in.

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    7. Modern human with archaic features could possibly be classified as hominid. Or maybe a hominid looking subject with with similar DNA could be called modern human? Did you not read the other thread?

      What was I thinking? You have to have a child's level literary patience for that.

      Stop focussing on what I think (you sound so butthurt), if and what this subject is when it's found out, I'll be here rubbing it in your face all the same.

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    8. Religion,, oh ok just another negtive perception that the media will gobble up next!!! That being said, once the sykes hybrid,( patrick, unknown xy parent+ 3 more test subjects) paper, going thru peer review ,still ongoing
      I just hope that it will be allowed to come out, as the net result of such a thesis would be a status quoe changing discovery, Me ..I dont think it will be "ALLOWED" to happen any time soon.... big doris : ).

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    9. So is the Black Knight.

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  15. Yes cult for some. For most it's just a Liars Club.

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  16. While there's no mystery in why BBW (Brian Brown WoodAper™; and JREF member) refuses to present anything Wood Apey® to the JREF collective - nothing to present - there is a humorous little mystery in the specific reasons why brain injury patients stooges like DWA fail to see the obvious "mountain of stupid" they themselves build. Not for believing or BLAARGing (or not) in Bigfoot, but for constantly, unrighteously and inexplicably deriding and denouncing reasonable, rational, intelligent thought as being "the enemy". Being reminded of objective reality doesn't make you take pause but instead pisses you off enough to regularly rail against the entire premise of intelligence? Wow! Seems better medications might be in order there. I know he thinks he's anti-science, but he's not smart enough to be

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    1. "We support the proper application of the Scientific Method, which involves the updating of one's hypothesis to the fit the data, rather than rejecting any and all data that doesn't fit into an a priori hypothesis, which the PseudoSkeptics do, which is totally unscientific and the antithesis of the Scientific Method.

      Therefore, in truth and by their actions, these pseudoskeptics (who call themselves "skeptics") are NOT open minded truth seekers who question things and are attuned to possibilities. Rather, they are ridiculers and prosecutors of anything that strays outside the status quo or challenges the official version of things. They are defenders of orthodoxy and materialism. And they will distort, dismiss, obfuscate and play "verbal hopscotch" to get their way.

      Furthermore, oddly enough, they treat Science as if it were some kind of authoritarian "entity" that takes positions and views on issues (their own of course), when it is in fact merely a tool and method of inquiry based on logical principles. In reality, science does not take positions or hold dogmatic beliefs on subjects. People take positions, not Science, which holds no more views than my computer does. Science is not a living entity. These pseudoskeptics are projecting their own views and Atheistic philosophy into Science, which they hold as the ultimate authority, aka Scientism. (Oh well, I guess pseudoskeptics need something to worship too)."

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    2. Anon 11:53, when you cut and paste something from JREF you should credit the person who wrote it (it wasn't me). Unless you wrote it, maybe?

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    3. "The negative proof fallacy is where one assumes something is true if it cannot be proven false. It can also happen when one assumes that something is false if it cannot be proven true."

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    4. You should leave guarding bridges to someone else?

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  17. Yes cult for some. For most it's just a Liars Club.

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  18. Hmm...
    .577, well that'll do it. Could BF mystery be decided once and for all? Does this guy have the ballz or is this just a joke?

    News at 11.

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    1. lol! .577 will do it better.

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    2. got for broke get a 50 cal : ) take that bigfoot out right quick lack

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    3. Gentleman please!!! For the past 30+ yrs.. poachers in africa have been using AK 47s against elephants and hippos an rhinoceros, and buffalo,with extreme efficiency,just a couple of quick burst's is allthat is needed... big doris.

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    4. LOL! again...
      .577 will do it BETTER. Not sure what you dont understand about that?

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    5. 6:24 let me share a little understanding back at ya.. while your dickin with your "slow ass bolt action. 577,,
      I would have delivered a1/4 lb of 7.62 lead upside your head in the same time you took to cycle a single round!!

      29 to 1 .. NOT SHURE WHAT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT???

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    6. Yep, sasquatch are so fast you would have to be stupid or suicidal to try an take one on with a single shot bolt action, no matter the caliber.

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    7. Anon 7:23....then you're a suck ass marksman. And a terrible rifleman. Pick up a bolt action when you grow up into a man. If you saw something like that in your sites I'm sure you'd crap your pants, spray and pray through 30 rounds and not hit a damn thing. Typical.

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    8. You are nothing more than a toe tag. And the simple reason is you are a bombastic fool. U over estamate yourself, yet underestamate your opponents. The only thing more unmaneverable than your.big turd. 577 is YOU. please have a gopro rolling when you have 2 squatch that have flanked you left an right comming at ya at 30 mph BITCH!! Now that would be worthy of this site

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    9. ^ Stop taking candy from baby's.. big doris, as it is unbecomming!!

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    10. me DADDY always said put enough lead into anything and its DEAD, no wiser words said from a combat vet from the Korean war!
      AK 30 round clip works for me!

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    11. 10:19 you must suck with a rifle. Either that or your clueless. Bombastic is one thing..which you are. Having skillz is another, which you dont.

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    12. !0:19 a true rifleman you arent. LOL Now go practice with a man's rifle. Then practice some more. Then more after that. Then you an talk smack. Until then, have a seat at the kids table.

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    13. 10:19, how do you know how fast a mythical creature runs? How do you know they run in "packs"?
      Two words...shutup stupid

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  19. But in the end, no body, no bigfoot. Be it dead or alive, there is going to be need of a specimen.

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    1. This is a true statement :)

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    2. have to say BUGS killed two in Texas!

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    3. Allegedly........allegedly.

      Still, no body, no bigfoot.

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    4. dang that proof all to hell,

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    5. That Bugs story on Art Bell ..was a Hoax..no body no bigfoot :) ..Wall-E

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    6. DUDE........ a hoax! DUDE

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  20. I can see the story now.....15 years from now, this guy will say he shot bigfoot, then saw how "human" it was and freaked out. Then buried it in the woods as to not get charged with murder.
    Same story, differnt day.

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    1. that be Bugs he killt 2 bigfoots in Texas gave Art Bell a map where he buried them!

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    2. ^BUGs da shit killing 2 in one day! more than any other to date

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    3. Bugs and others have claimed the same things, Bugs just got more traction cause of ole Art.

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  21. Im confident that a .308 and or a 12g slug will do the job just fine..

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    1. .577. The best there is. When you absolutely, positively gots to kill every m@thur f@(kun Bigfoot in the room! Accept no substitute....

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  22. Trapper and the AIMS team almost trapped that YAHOO bigfoot critter but the YAHOO out smarted Trapper and the team!

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  23. So far everybody here is right! And nobody is wrong! And I'm somewhere in the middle!! :)

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  24. REI doesn't sell firearms. For a large selection go to Cabelas. For better pricing, go to Adventure Sports in Lynnwood.

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    1. For some ethics, go to church.

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    2. 7.62 ammo da shits @ cabelas : )
      good stuff cheap : )

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  25. damn i missed finding bigfoot last night. i hope that wasn't the show they finnaly find the 'foot and get the money shot. based on all the previous shows I'm going to go out on a limb and say the didn't find a bigfoot, just a hunch,

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  26. There's NOTHING on the hill!!

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  27. I ride my butt plug like a .44 magnum.

    D Campbell.

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    1. Shut the fuck up you stupid asshole. Just because D C would cream your pussy punk ass in a debate. And you know it!!

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    2. Don't be scared ride that butt plug Daniel.

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  28. In the end one must be killed...it would settle the matter

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    1. And so I shall be. But can't the Sasquatch live in peace ? :)

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    2. well, who would actually do it?

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  29. I think a 458 SOCOM with proper optics is a much better choice for squatch. No way I'm huntin squatch with a bolt action. Magazine fed and a high rate of fire. I wanna be able to lay waste in tight quarters if I gotta.

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    1. You must suck with a rifle too. Too bad its becoming a lost art. True riflemen are hard to find.

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  30. I did not see "eyes behind his back" in his repertoire. Why? Because he is going to need them when one pissed off Bigfoot materializes behind his back and squishes his head like a ripened grape.

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  31. Leave the bigfoots alone and use your rifle to take down a blackie!

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  32. Nice gun! Be careful out there!Hoo-Rah!

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  33. Hoo-rah! That sucker will DEAFEN Bigfoot if nothing else.....

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  34. Don't ask me how I know.....I can't hear you.

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