Learn To Speak Bigfoot Language
In case you happen to ever run across a bigfoot, and you would like to communicate with it, R. Scott Nelson has provided a phonetic key for their language. Of course this isn't a translation, so you still won't really be communicating, but you can still give it the old college try.
Phoneme Key Ä = a in father
A = a in can
B = b in bib
D = d in did
Ë = a in make
E = e in set
F = f in fife
G = g in gag
H = h in ham
Ï = i in machine, ee in meet
I = i in sit
J = y in yes, i in union
K = k in kite, c in cut
L = l in lull
M = m in mom
N = n in nine
Ö = o in lone
O = o in log
P = p in pipe
R = r in roar
Rr = rolled r, as in Spanish or in Scottish Brogue
S = s in sister
T = t in tight
Ü = u in plume, oo in boot
U = u in run, o in union
V = v in verve
W = w in way
Y = oo in book
Z = z in zebra, s in is
′ = glottal stop
c = tongue click, not evident in BMT
> = phoneme drawn out
Compound Phonemes
ÄÏ = i in like, y in my
JÜ = as in you, u in fume
KH = ch in Scottish loch, x in Spanish Quixote, x in Russian (khah)
SJ = sh in shirt
TSJ = ch in church
ZJ = z in azure, s in treasure
DZJ = j in jail, g in age
NG = ng in sing
Δ (Greek Delta) = th in then
Θ (Greek Theta) = th in thin
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Wow bigfootery has reached an all time low. Desperate times.
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Deletetutleman shot @ a bigfoot when he was a wee lad!
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ReplyDeleteThere once was a marine name WILD BILL, he carried a knife for a thrill, one day on a hut he found a Shadow Creature and dispatched that critter with a yell “ oorah" : )
ReplyDeleteAre you talking about that fake "Wild Bill' from the Mountain Monster show/
DeleteAre you talking about that phony Marine, that can't decide if he should "Go" in the Men's room, or the Girls room?
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DeleteWhat the hell are we supposed to do with this?
ReplyDeleteYou come face to face with the big guy in the woods you ain't striking up conversation.
You might squeeze out a 'Arrgh' but you ain't shooting the breeze or asking how his folks are doin'.
MMG
jist let U 12 gage speak fer U : )
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Man that Yahoo sound like a big ol' locomotive when he let that squall out scared the living daylights out of ol' tough marine Wild Bill.
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They cannot even get/take one decent photo of one and now they are are telling us how these Sasquatches communicate and what/how they use vowels in their language. "YEA Right" can we say bull doo doo.....
ReplyDeleteAll you need are some bandannas. Find where the big guy is and sit down where they can't see you unless they are right on top of you and peal a bandanna. But not just any bandanna. A Chiquita bandanna.
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MMC
That bigfoot in the posted article above looks just like a drugged out n@gger!
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