Wow, Scientists Turn Light Into Matter
Scientists are so smart. They have figured out a way to turn light into matter. By slamming two photons together, they should be able to create an electron and positron. Sounds simple enough. Of course the idea came into theory 80 years ago, but I guess technology finally caught up.
Uno!
ReplyDeleteNow, if they could just turn their social awkwardness into sex..
ReplyDeleteHey, Bill Gates managed to do that.
DeleteAnd Tiger Woods.
DeleteWith enough money, social awkwardness becomes charmingly shy.
DeleteNeither Gates or Woods are scientists. One is a billionaire many times over and the other is the wealthiest athlete in America. Both will get you laid at the drop of a hat. Compare them to say, Bill Nye, The Where's the Camera Guy. He couldn't get any at the Bunny Ranch on his birthday.
DeleteI had this idea when I was in high school, but then again I am a scientist...
ReplyDeleteLadies and gentlemen,I give you Daniel Campbell.
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