Meet the Moehau Man, New Zealand's Very Own Bigfoot
Legends and stories of bigfoot type creatures stretch far and wide across the globe. They even go as far as New Zealand. Meet the Moehau Man, a bigfoot creature said to roam the Coromandel area in the North Island, and named after the mountain range it is believed to inhabit.
"The Moehau (also called the Maeroero) is reputed to be a large, hairy hominid cryptid living in the Coromandel-Moehau ranges near the top of the North Island. It may be synonymous with the Maero, (as some Maori have suggested), another New Zealand cryptid. Both have been reported as having long, sharp fingers and like the tall, hairy beasts from other continents, the Moehau is a large, extremely hairy hominid with arms reaching down to around his knees and with a distinct odour.To read more about this New Zealand cryptid, check out the entire article here.
In Māori tradition, the Moehau are wild, violent men with long, bony fingers and long, dirty hair. They killed their prey with long, sharp fingernails and then ate them."
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