7 Chimpanzees Escapes Forcing Kansas City Zoo Lockdown
The Kansas City Zoo was partially closed on Thursday after several chimps escaped from their exhibit. Our friends at ChaoOnNews has the story:
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Monkeys!
ReplyDeleteAnd some blurry ones at that. Must be fake...
DeleteGot monkey?
ReplyDeletechupacabra on da hunt
ReplyDeletesquatch youngins
ReplyDeleteSo you use the multi-post feature?
ReplyDeleteHow many stories do you average on hold every day?
What's it to you?You writing a book about it?
DeleteNo monkeys... Just giant hairy people.
ReplyDeleteTrapper , Wild Bill, Willy trap that critter
ReplyDeleteIn all fairness Wild Bill did spot the Hell Hound as he was assisting Willy in the constriction of that bamboo trap. And though Bill can get down field pretty fast, the Hell Hound escaped unharmed. Perhaps there's a cryptid hangout where the Hell Hound and Lizard Demon hand out and celebrate their victory over the AIMs crew. I know for my entertainment value, Trappers rephrasing of the witness statements mere seconds after they make them is as good as it gets. ;)
DeleteTrapper and the AIMS team ahuntin that thar Grafton Monster, tonight : )
DeleteIs Wild Bill the tight panted guy who talks like he has a large pair of nuts in his mouth ?
DeleteDSA, when you insult Wild Bill you insult the USMC. Please show a touch of sympathy for our warriors. Speaking of which, Ultimate Warrior, may you rest in peace.
DeleteWhy does Wild Bill wear such tight pants ? They look restrictive and are probably not good for his man marbles.
DeleteWhen he is chopping a tree down or combating a bush to construct these very necessary traps making a fashion statesmen is the last thing on his mind. All the fashion sense is allocated to Jeff who has a serious researchers hat. And Trapper provides the no nonsense leadership that is required In tough situations. Who else was going to declare that the trapping was off and the hell blind was now being officially hunted after he allegedly scooped up a 1000 pound steer In his massive jaws and carried him to his trap door killing shack.
DeleteI don't know about you DSA, but if a foklore cryptid was stalking my livestock next to a convenient scrap yard full of raw materials there is simply no other team to call. It's AIMs every time.
DeleteAIMS taken them cryptids DOWN!
Deleteanyone going into da bush chasing hellhound with a knife is a Wild Bill
Delete^ "now what Mike just said was he likes it when I restate people's fresh statements!" Trapper.
ReplyDeleteTrapper + Moneymaker = a trap bigfoot : )
DeleteYes. Like virtually every comment you make I agree and concur. As Wild Bill says "Hoo Rah!"
Deleteexcellent all is going according to plan : )
Deletedont forget BOBO the bigfoot guru
Deletehmmm Trapper vs Moneymaker vs BOBO ? who would trap a bigfoot first!
Deletebundy ranch nevada, getting HOT
ReplyDeletebundy ranch nevada, getting HOTER
ReplyDeletesometimes bigfoots a looking like chimps so you thinking you seein a chimp but it be a bigfoot
ReplyDeleteJoe, in the thread before this one it now says your name is unverified.
ReplyDeleteAnd now it doesn't, so nevermind.
ReplyDeletechimpanzees eat ya fer shure
ReplyDeleteobamacare covers Chimpanzeeitis
ReplyDeletethere's no such thing as chimpanzees, why just look at the blurry out of focus pictures and so-called videos. HOAX!!!, there IS no definitive physical evidence or proof that these forest apes can be caught with malted milk balls HOAX!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's real funny douche.
Deleteall is covered by obamacare so no worries
ReplyDeleteIt didn't say it at all earlier, much be a glitch!
ReplyDelete; )
NSA glitch so no worries
ReplyDelete^ daisaku ikeda
ReplyDeleteNSA been around since 1952.
ReplyDeleteNSA all is for your safety
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha!!!!
ReplyDeleteArt Bell da guru on cryptids
ReplyDeleteI NOTICED THAT EARLY THIS MORNING TOO, JOE. OH, WELL. MAYBE IT WAS A GLITCH!!
ReplyDeleteALL CAPS
Just in time for the upcoming Planet of the Apes movie.
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