7 Chimpanzees Escapes Forcing Kansas City Zoo Lockdown
The Kansas City Zoo was partially closed on Thursday after several chimps escaped from their exhibit. Our friends at ChaoOnNews has the story:
Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Monkeys!
ReplyDeleteAnd some blurry ones at that. Must be fake...
DeleteGot monkey?
ReplyDeletechupacabra on da hunt
ReplyDeletesquatch youngins
ReplyDeleteSo you use the multi-post feature?
ReplyDeleteHow many stories do you average on hold every day?
What's it to you?You writing a book about it?
DeleteNo monkeys... Just giant hairy people.
ReplyDeleteTrapper , Wild Bill, Willy trap that critter
ReplyDeleteIn all fairness Wild Bill did spot the Hell Hound as he was assisting Willy in the constriction of that bamboo trap. And though Bill can get down field pretty fast, the Hell Hound escaped unharmed. Perhaps there's a cryptid hangout where the Hell Hound and Lizard Demon hand out and celebrate their victory over the AIMs crew. I know for my entertainment value, Trappers rephrasing of the witness statements mere seconds after they make them is as good as it gets. ;)
DeleteTrapper and the AIMS team ahuntin that thar Grafton Monster, tonight : )
DeleteIs Wild Bill the tight panted guy who talks like he has a large pair of nuts in his mouth ?
DeleteDSA, when you insult Wild Bill you insult the USMC. Please show a touch of sympathy for our warriors. Speaking of which, Ultimate Warrior, may you rest in peace.
DeleteWhy does Wild Bill wear such tight pants ? They look restrictive and are probably not good for his man marbles.
DeleteWhen he is chopping a tree down or combating a bush to construct these very necessary traps making a fashion statesmen is the last thing on his mind. All the fashion sense is allocated to Jeff who has a serious researchers hat. And Trapper provides the no nonsense leadership that is required In tough situations. Who else was going to declare that the trapping was off and the hell blind was now being officially hunted after he allegedly scooped up a 1000 pound steer In his massive jaws and carried him to his trap door killing shack.
DeleteI don't know about you DSA, but if a foklore cryptid was stalking my livestock next to a convenient scrap yard full of raw materials there is simply no other team to call. It's AIMs every time.
DeleteAIMS taken them cryptids DOWN!
Deleteanyone going into da bush chasing hellhound with a knife is a Wild Bill
Delete^ "now what Mike just said was he likes it when I restate people's fresh statements!" Trapper.
ReplyDeleteTrapper + Moneymaker = a trap bigfoot : )
DeleteYes. Like virtually every comment you make I agree and concur. As Wild Bill says "Hoo Rah!"
Deleteexcellent all is going according to plan : )
Deletedont forget BOBO the bigfoot guru
Deletehmmm Trapper vs Moneymaker vs BOBO ? who would trap a bigfoot first!
Deletebundy ranch nevada, getting HOT
ReplyDeletebundy ranch nevada, getting HOTER
ReplyDeletesometimes bigfoots a looking like chimps so you thinking you seein a chimp but it be a bigfoot
ReplyDeleteJoe, in the thread before this one it now says your name is unverified.
ReplyDeleteAnd now it doesn't, so nevermind.
ReplyDeletechimpanzees eat ya fer shure
ReplyDeleteobamacare covers Chimpanzeeitis
ReplyDeletethere's no such thing as chimpanzees, why just look at the blurry out of focus pictures and so-called videos. HOAX!!!, there IS no definitive physical evidence or proof that these forest apes can be caught with malted milk balls HOAX!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's real funny douche.
Deleteall is covered by obamacare so no worries
ReplyDeleteIt didn't say it at all earlier, much be a glitch!
ReplyDelete; )
NSA glitch so no worries
ReplyDelete^ daisaku ikeda
ReplyDeleteNSA been around since 1952.
ReplyDeleteNSA all is for your safety
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha!!!!
ReplyDeleteArt Bell da guru on cryptids
ReplyDeleteI NOTICED THAT EARLY THIS MORNING TOO, JOE. OH, WELL. MAYBE IT WAS A GLITCH!!
ReplyDeleteALL CAPS
Just in time for the upcoming Planet of the Apes movie.
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