MK Davis, Bigfoot Howls, Hip Hop:The Bigfoot Theory EP

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Guidebook Beats is a bigfoot enthusiast and music producer. In September of 2013 he released his pet project The Bigfoot Theory EP, a mixture of bigfoot vocalizations, audio clips, and original hip hop beats. Whether you're into hip hop or not, it's certainly worth checking out. Plus the intro to the album is an audio clip by none other than MK Davis. Oh, did I mention it's also free?

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  1. AnonymousSunday, January 26, 2014 at 2:10:00 PM PST

    MMG is gone.

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    1. AnonymousSunday, January 26, 2014 at 2:40:00 PM PST

      But not forgotten. Rush and Dream Theater are currently penning a lovelorn prog tech ballad in his memory. He shall live on within the hearts of footers and skeps alike.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousSunday, January 26, 2014 at 2:56:00 PM PST

      Will there be a light show and a sparkly cake?

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    3. AnonymousSunday, January 26, 2014 at 3:05:00 PM PST

      and my little ponies aplenty...

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    4. randy californiaSunday, January 26, 2014 at 8:39:00 PM PST

      My ponies!

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  2. AnonymousSunday, January 26, 2014 at 2:16:00 PM PST

    First

    MMG

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  3. AnonymousSunday, January 26, 2014 at 2:19:00 PM PST

    This site is getting stupider, and stupider.

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    1. AnonymousSunday, January 26, 2014 at 2:20:00 PM PST

      You will see it through different eyes after you have torn off your sleeves.^^^^

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    2. AnonymousSunday, January 26, 2014 at 2:21:00 PM PST

      ^^^^^ incorrect grammar

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    3. AnonymousSunday, January 26, 2014 at 3:08:00 PM PST

      ^ Incorrect sleeve length.

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    4. randy californiaSunday, January 26, 2014 at 8:45:00 PM PST

      I put on my sleeveless plaid pendelton and woke up with my pants unbuttoned?

      Delete
  4. AnonymousSunday, January 26, 2014 at 2:20:00 PM PST

    My God, this site is turning more and more towards a looneytoon-folklore treatment of the subject.

    Maybe because it's what actually is Bigfoot. Folklore.

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  5. AnonymousSunday, January 26, 2014 at 2:21:00 PM PST

    Make Me Gay
    Mount My Girl
    what is it???

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    1. AnonymousSunday, January 26, 2014 at 2:24:00 PM PST

      It's MMG!

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    2. AnonymousSunday, January 26, 2014 at 2:38:00 PM PST

      He's coming. He's coming back I can feel it in me tater.

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    3. AnonymousSunday, January 26, 2014 at 2:40:00 PM PST

      ^^^. Keep wiggling around and all your too a end up with is skid marks

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  6. AnonymousSunday, January 26, 2014 at 2:44:00 PM PST

    How to hnt Anon Assholes:
    I'm going Anon hunting today! All i got to do to find them is crawl into the sewers where they live. Or look into the bottom of any Port-A-Potty.
    I just need a BB gun, to bring them down, as they are not big and strong at all. I can also locate Anon's by there smell. Another great area to hunt for Anon's is in the basements of any house out in the suburbs. They'll be sitting by their computers, surrounded by How-to books. Herds of them, congregate in Starbucks and MD's.
    After you bag one, throw it away, as their worthless!
    Most Anon's are Liberals and love Obama and Obamacare, you know, the not so affordable Health care program.

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    1. AnonymousSunday, January 26, 2014 at 2:45:00 PM PST

      would be #mmgapproved. amen bro.

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    2. AnonymousSunday, January 26, 2014 at 2:55:00 PM PST

      An anon. hunting other anons for being anons.... Sounds like he is in danger of hunting himself. Hmmm. Do you think he is suicidal? Very confusing.

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  7. AnonymousSunday, January 26, 2014 at 2:55:00 PM PST

    Where is Joe?

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  8. AnonymousSunday, January 26, 2014 at 3:22:00 PM PST

    That douchey picture made me rip off my sleeves in a rage not seen since I caught a chupacabra raiding my bigfoot trap.

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  9. AnonymousSunday, January 26, 2014 at 4:32:00 PM PST

    MK Davis destroyed Phil Poling and Steve Streufert so bad that every night Phil Poling prays to the Gods to relieve him of the envy and horrid jealousy he has for MK. Its ok though Phil, MK may give you an autograph one day if you ask nicely

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    1. AnonymousSunday, January 26, 2014 at 7:57:00 PM PST

      Anon 4:32..#1..Mk Davis destroyed nobody! #2 Phil Poling. is your "GOD", you need to get on your hands&knees and WORSHIP Him,,as he is a CRUEL GOD... Never mind steven (fisheyes) Streufert, as he earns his living selling CRAP! to old ladies with sasquatch "Pecker"Fantasies & fools with delusions.. hope that helps ! ...m, turdintoiletbowelson.. : )

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