ParaBreakdown: Breakdown of Sasquatch Ontario's Orbs


Is Sasquatch Ontario is seeing orbs? ParaBreakdown looks at the photography in Sasquatch Ontario's Christmas video released a few days ago.



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    1. Thanks Harry! Hows it going?

      Chick

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    2. Good just the usuall same shit new day but I love life so it makes no difference to me

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    3. Thats the way to go about it!

      Chick

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    4. It's funny how much these guys think about homosexuality isn't it

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    5. Does "Phil" ever do any experiments or offer any proof to back up his claims of how EVERYTHING is a hoax?

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    6. I am watching so many different kinds of dogs Harry. The biggest are 2 Bull Mastiffs. One is 155 lbs and the other is 135. Also 3 bull dogs ( with the really short legs) Must be English bulldogs. A Schnauzer that ate the glass lightbulbs off of a christmas tree. And some type of black and white hunting dog. It looks like the ones that hunt foxes in England. Those are the highlights so far. Mucho poo but the $$ is so good.

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    7. No I think he looks best he can from his desk and finds odd things that's about it

      That's funny I love my rotts bear is so funny he's 135 lbs yet little dogs scare the hell out of him lol and shit I'd pick up their shit bare handed for that much money

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    8. LoL!! For sure Harry! Cool about you rotti. Bet he's slot of fun. I have a 7 lb macho muchacho chihuahua named King Ernesto. He runs the neighbors 85 lb lab under their truck. Hes so embarrassing! :)

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    9. Lol Indy goes after little dogs but he's the runt so he's a little slow he's as tall as bear but a little fatter and dumb as a box of rocks

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    10. Awe, he has the brawn so he can let someone else be the brains. :)

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    11. Ok you have a good night chick it was nice talking to you

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  2. Can occur with rain...snow...dust...

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  3. Only happens when using a flash... *hint hint*

    Now take out your books on optics and start studying. Fekkin' retards.

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  4. he gone just need the other one now

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  5. Orbs? Someone is seriously claiming these snowflakes are orbs?

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  6. Parabreakdown is inadequately experienced at studying orbs and unqualified to pretend to be an expert. Although, when the there is moisture in the air from rain for instance, falling orbs can be photographed with a flash digital camera. Rising orbs occur when the rain stops and the spirits fly out of the ground, since they exist in another dimension to that ground. When the air is dry and orbs are captured with flash photography, they are most likely spirit orbs. Using an infrared monocle and plugging it into the end of a digital video camera, the direction of motion can be viewed, captured and studied. Using this technique, it becomes overwhelmingly obvious that orbs are living entities, that make decisions regarding obstacles in their path and regarding sounds, and can also be seen tagging along behind larger orbs. In rare instances, orbs can be seen with the naked eye. The largest orbs viewed with the naked eye were reported to be the size of a house. Which would be a candidate for God. I have personally seen dime sized orbs with my naked eye, and captured orbs using both still and video photography. When the BFRO was making fun of reports that one of the phases of the Bigfoot was the orb phase several years ago, their expedition participants began seeing orbs with their naked eyes. Apparently, the Bigfoot are like Santa Clause, and they know whether you have been naughty or nice. And the BFRO was naughty. I suspect that Parabreakdown would have gotten a lump of coal in his stocking for Christmas, had he published his moronic diatribe, just a few days earlier. Orbs are quite common in the forest. Especially if you have a bright stationary red light that you leave on, and an infrared monocle to view whatever comes along. And something will come along, I guarantee you that. Most likely, all living paranormal beings have an orb phase since they are shapeshifters to start with, as they most commonly exist in another dimension. It is just one more trick that they have up their sleeve.

    I have been out calling in Bigfoot with canned calls, and heard orbs fly over and then confirmed it with a night vision monocle. In some cases, a few minutes later I can hear a couple of footsteps hit the ground as they circle back and materialize just above the ground, and catch themselves with those two footsteps. Obviously, something can be learned about orbs, and people have written books on them. If they were merely dust or moisture, there would no books. See "How to Photograph the Paranormal" by Lenore Sweet. Her book is about photographing spirit orbs.

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    1. "Rising orbs occur when the rain stops and the spirits fly out of the ground, "

      Yeah those would be small insects.

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    2. " If they were merely dust or moisture, there would no books"

      That's the most idiotic, gullible thing I've heard all day and I've been reading the rest of this blog for a few hours so there's been some stiff competition. Congratulations! You're a moron!

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    3. And today we are greeted with a contributor who offers up some compelling evidence for establishing a minimum I.Q., in order to post to Bigfoot Evidence. Apparently this dude did not get the memo that you need more than a computer and an internet connection, in order to qualify to speak with some experience on a subject matter that is not widely studied. But that did not stop Moron 5:09, who apparently had not enjoyed enough of his own mindless chatter, so he posted again at 5:11. That's why they don't called this forum "Bigfoot Opinion". Unfortunately for the rest of us, Bigfoot do not cull morons who have no experience in subject matters that would qualify them to publicly voice their opinon, but do not let that incidental detail get in their way of making a complete fool out of themselves.

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