How to Obtain a Picture or Video of a Bigfoot/Forest Person


Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Bigfoot encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing sighting, he went to the public and described one of the most intense encounters ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Squatchin USA.

I’m constantly bombarded with postings, PMs, and emails from Bigfooters who want me to provide pictures and/or videos of the SOHA Bigfoot family. They’re tired of seeing everyone else’s “Stump Squatches” or “Shadow Squatches” or  ”Leaves Squatches.”

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    1. The good Doctor has not yet admitted that he mistook a tree frog for calling out his name. Not that the tree frogs don't know who he is, but they are just not on the first name basis yet.

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  2. Nobody knows their sasqautch like Dr. J.

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    1. Well he obviously doesn't know the difference between owls and sasquatches. I listened to a recording of his that is clearly a bunch of owls and he's claiming it's sasquatch communicating with one another pretending to be owls. He's clearly jumped the Moneymaker shark and is losing all objectivity.

      Occam's razor - in the absence of proof, the simplest explanation tends to be the right one.

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    2. I will add however that I do think his habituation method will be the most effective in proving it's existence. I just cringe though that someone like him who comes from a scientific background is making assertions on things he hasn't proven. Like how does he know what the gender of the BF is that comes into the camp at night when they are in their tents sleeping? See that would be the observe/collect data portion of the scientific method. If he has only seen them in silhouette, then how can he KNOW which are female/male? The same thing makes me cringe when Moneymaker constantly says "Well we know that Bigfoot __(fill in the blank)." No.. the correct scientific thing to say would be "We think/theorize that..." and then explain what data that's based on. Don't blame main stream science for shunning footery, when you are clearly shunning science.

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    3. These ass clowns play with the scientific method like it's a box of Tinker Toys. It is the duty of every responsible elder sibling to smash their creations and give them an invasive wedgie.

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    4. Uh, obviously you have not read his letter about the Squatches reaching through the tent wall and craddling his head in thier hand and having telepathinc coversations. That is how he believes he "knows" things!

      Spiritual warfare good doctor, spiritual warfare!

      These things all need an invatation to control your mind. Be careful if you go Squatching and you have been involved in other forms of the occult. Qui-ji, taro and other forms seek to open a chat with the other side. Once you have opened that door, You are easilly spotted and manipulated/fooled by evil spirits. It has been reported in the UFO abduction field that saying the name of Jesus will bring the experience to an immediate conclusion!

      Next time one of you researchers thinks you been zapped. Try declaring in the name of Christ, that you be released immediately.

      See what happens AND LET US KNOW WOULD YA. Boo ------ ha ha ha ha

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    5. I know huh. You think the good Doctor is crazy for the Telepathy. And me for thinking he may actually be experiencing something!

      While I've never experienced any conversation with anything ghost / telepathy related, I have witnessed what I could only describe as the manifestation of a demonic spirit in a woman -------- holy crap!!!!!!! And you know what, it smelled, it smelled awful. It smelled like what people describe during a bigfoot encounter. I'll remeber that smell forever. I have had a couple Bigfoot events ----- but no smell?
      So I'm nuts too because i believe what I'm told in the book. Ok I'm nuts for believing in God!
      I won't get preachy, but It's part of the "STUDY" for me! And this animal gets accused of some very strange crap. I consider anything as POSSIBLE with this creature because of an extremely long history, and early writings of this creatures, described as both animal and spirit depending on location around the world.

      I think what the (Habituaters) experiences is parallel to Alien Abduction. Aliens are not from somwhere else, they are from another realm, they are demonic. The reports from Habituaters report some very silly behavior over long periods of time ----------- it is the people who seem to get toyed with if you really think about it!
      Who knows, all a sack of marbles! ha ha ha......

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    6. Your sack is clearly short a few marbles but so is Johnsons

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    7. Says the old drunk grump!

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  3. (clive squashy)

    One thing you can say about Dr. Tichenor...he sure knows the difference between a leaf and a Squatch.

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  4. SMH so much fringe it makes me sick.

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  5. ..The difference is we wipe our asses with leaves, but bigfoots wipe their asses with us... They are at the top of the ass wiping chain, as the skidmarks on my back clearly indicate...

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    1. You'll get nothing and like it.

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    2. I'll get an assful of eels and I dare you to try and stop me.

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  7. Googled "Bigfoot body" and in the related searches is "bigfoot body Dick Ryder". Now how messed up is that ?

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    1. Lindsay insists he has one,until he doesn't

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  8. I keep my mulder in the tarpit

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  9. His dreams at night have to incredible...when he's not using his calm psychiatrist voice to lull forest people to his peanut butter jar an photograph of Taterjoe.

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    1. Hey Dan, I think Joe , Mike and myself are all going on a little squatch trip in Cali. You want to come play the (Renae roll) ha ha ha.

      Sorry Dan , not calling you a chick man. But we need a solid skeptic with us so when the Squatch jumps out and screams at us, well will be able to film the piss running down your pantleg.

      You should go footing with us, you'll have the time of your life. Might even learn something! ha ha ha ha. If you pee on yourself, we'll cut that part out, allright?

      Seriously Dan, they're real, I've seen a Juvy in CALI and took a scream from a massive one in Texas!
      One more thing Dan, I live in the agro capitol of the world. I have my card, Youll be happy and chill in Cali!

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    2. (clive squashy)

      "took a scream from a massive one in Texas!

      DON'T GO DAN !

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    3. S, you coming too!

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    4. (clive squashy)

      Scoot over TBP ...I'm ridin' shotgun !

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    5. Where you from Clive? How aboput we have the first annual Bigfoot Evidence Squatch-a-rama.

      Couple days of High Sierras Squatchery and story telling. We'll do some nightime road crawls and hiking trips. Garaunteed to get spooky up there in the high country. Skeptics, Knowers and Believers are all invited.

      What ya think?

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    6. That just sounds insane. and very,very gay.

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    7. YOUR MIND WENT THERE, TELLING^^^

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    8. (clive squashy)

      Hell's Bells Patriot, it's spooky every night down here in Arkansas (home of the first wildman/bigfoot expedition).

      I've been to ground zero of that first hunt...and guess what I saw...

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  10. Wait a sec. Let me see if I get this straight. This doctor of mental health feeds animals he assumes are bigfeets in the woods and finds the time to write blogs damning skeptics and footers for asking for evidence? What a load of crap. A real doctor of any field would have to logically understand that his incredible claims demand incredible evidence. He chooses to go public with this horse shit. If you want to get your panties in a wad "doctor" when folks want proof of your lies, put up or shut the hell up. This is the most ridiculous crap I've ever read. He's worse than finding Bigfoot. Makes me wanna slap people.

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    1. Doc Johnson went a little funny in the head. You know? Just a little funny in the head.

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    2. If there was a like button here, I would hit it so hard right now.

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    3. I wish we could vote on posts. I would vote down Joe all day erry day.

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  11. SOHA stands for Swollen Orifice Humping Area. This is the area in the woods where they shoot huge loads into each others taterholes. Peanut Butter is used like astroglide. Semen flows down the perimeter of camp like blood on the beaches of Normandy on D-Day.

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  12. His presentation at the sasquatch summit was lame, full of bad recordings and photos. he is a big man with a big ego and a lot of hot air, don't waste your time at his site its full of nothingness... He wants to be the top guy in BF research and that will never happen,

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  13. There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

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    1. Humongus!!.. .The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla,The Lord of the Wasteland..lol..They should do a movie about him--a prequel type of thing...

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    2. Really do you even know what ayatollah did

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  14. Do you think cow pasture possum has a shot at being the next floor horse or ceiling cat?

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    1. ceiling cat is watching you

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    2. Derek must be hiding in that hole with his floor bigfoot about now.

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    3. http://imageshack.com/a/img440/3581/engp.jpg

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  15. 'High Tech Invasive Equipment acts as Squatch Repellent'

    Garbage. The military could stick a hellfire up his ass sideways.
    Anybody familiar with modern warfare and targeting capabilities knows this to be true.

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    1. squatches could just pinch their buttcheeks together real tight and the hellfire would bounce off harmlessly...believe me I've tried

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    2. "High Tech invasive equipment should have provided compelling evidence by now, so they either don't exist or we are clueless idiots(or both). We can't make money and get attention saying that, so we will make some shit up to excuse our unremitting, massive, decisive failure..."

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    3. set U up a fire team - go in and take da big guy out and get U the proof

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  16. How to get a picture of a Bigfoot:

    1. Find a Momma Opossum with a baby on her back
    2. Take photo.

    How to get a picture of a two-headed Bigfoot:

    1. Find a Momma Opossum with two babies on her back
    2. Take photo.

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  17. Doc Johnson swabbed my cheeks with his huge cock. SOHA is like a rave. Its a blast !

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  18. (clive squashy)

    Dr. Johnson gets bombarded with postings, PMs, and emails from Bigfooters about his role in the stump-broke squatch controversy !

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  19. whats this? forrest person?. it sounds like political correctness to not offend a bigfoot. let me go out on a limb and say that bigfoot , the fuzzy hairy forrest person is nothing more than a bear, racoon, horse, cow, deer or a dog. there are no more discoveries to be made. if the tad pole didn't flop out of the water we would be looking for a lizard man..

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  20. Editor’s Note:Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Looney toon world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" erection while with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing erection, he went to the public and described one of the most intense erections ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Erectile Dysfunction USA.
    I’m constantly bombarded with penises, P.M.S, and semen from masturbators who want me to provide pictures and/or videos of my penis. They’re tired of seeing everyone else’s “Stump” or “knobby” or ”scaly” Penises.

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  21. Wow, I'm actually rather impressed by Dr J's latest blog post. He managed to hit Bigfoot hoax stages 2, 3 AND 4 all in one go!

    "Number 2: Defensiveness or Attack of Critics
    Number 3: Postponement of Evidence
    Number 4: Postponement of Evidence Again"

    That's one hell of an achievement.

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  22. Doesn't matter what nonsense a squatcher takes a picture of. It's a sasquatch, period. These fucking morons know no depths of stupidity.

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  23. Art Bell could hunt down da big guy! and get da proof

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