Robert Lindsay: Wildlife conservation organization has had the body of an Orang Pendek for 17 years!


All we can say about this latest Bigfoot article by Robert Lindsay is: Dafuq?! According to Lindsay, a conservation group specialized in tigers stumbled across a dead Orang Pandek (a Bigfoot-like creature in Sumatra) about 17 years ago. Afraid of the political ramifications of finding such a creature, the group made up some bullshit excuse like they felt that the "creature was (politically) radioactive" and has been sitting on it for years. Here's a snippet via Lindsay's blog:

Wildlife conservation organization has had the body of an Orang Pendek for 17 years! The Wildlife Conservation Service out of New York is a conservation organization that works to protect habitat and wildlife all over the world. One of the places they work is Sumatra. In Sumatra, one of the places they work is the Barisan Mountains in southern Sumatra.

There is a large national park here. Here they try to save the Sumatran tiger, the Sumatran rhinoceros, the Asian elephant among many other species. There is a team of tiger biologists working in this area who have been working here for quite some time. Apparently these tiger biologists came across the body of an Orang Pendek somehow. Either it was shot by the team or else they got in from local villagers – this much is not certain.

Although it may seem amazing that they have been sitting on this body for 17 years, this is apparently the truth. These people are tiger biologists, and all they want to do is study tigers. They wanted nothing to do with a “hairy man.” They felt that this creature was radioactive, and it was buried and not dealt with for a long time due to political reasons. There were concerns that their funding might be affected or cut off if they were to come out with this new great ape. Furthermore, they did not have the faintest idea what it is. The truth is that they and others have spent the last 17 years studying this thing and trying to figure out exactly what it is. They plan to publish their findings in 2016, but that assumes that they will get through peer review.

One might think it odd that they sat on this body for 17 years, but if you recall, the team working on the olinguito worked on this animal for 10 years before finally bringing their findings forward in a scientific journal. That is, they discovered that it existed 10 years ago and then it took 10 years after that to get their findings together in a publishable format to bring it to the scientific world. You see it can take some time to bring a new species to science.

Adam Davies, the British explorer who is also working on trying to find the Orang Pendek, stated that he had never heard that anyone had a body, and he said he is pretty well connected. However, my source told me that the WCS biologists are hiding this species not only from Davies from from the world as a whole. I asked my source what would happen if someone called the WCS to see if this story is true, and he said they would probably deny it.

The Orang Pendek is most probably a hominid, possibly related to Homo Floresiensis or Flores Man on the island of Flores. Flores Man seems to be a very early Erectus or possibly a very late Australopithecine. Many think that the Orang Pendek is some sort of an ape or pongid such as an orangutan which also lives in the area. However, it is bipedal and only Homo is bipedal. It is unlikely that any of the great ape lines outside of Homo (chimpanzees, gorillas and orangutans) have evolved bipedalism.

My source is a scientist who studies DNA. He told me that he saw three photos of the Orang Pendek on a WCS computer at a WCS office and was told that the body was acquired in 1996. He also learned something of the back story on the body. He told that there was no way that the photos of the creature could possibly be obtained. As a scientist, I consider him to be an extremely credible individual.
[via Robert Lindsay]

Comments

  1. hearsay. We still need the proof.

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  2. This race to first business is juvenile.

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  3. So they thought it was radioactive and buried it...then they studied it for 17 years?

    Smells fishy.

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    1. Sorry it was only radioactive in a figurative sense. The body was so politically hot that they just did not want to deal with it. And they did not bury it literally. They have just been sitting on it forever and are in no hurry to write it up. Apparently they have also been studying it and trying to figure out what the heck it even is. They plan to write it up in 2016, but it needs to go through peer review first.

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    2. Constructive criticism: ease up on the cryptic convoluted paragraphs it makes it hard to understand the points you are trying to make.

      Side note: Do you have anything at all to back up these claims?

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    3. Nope, just the word of this guy, but he is a scientist. He is a geneticist, he is extremely credible, and he has no reason to lie. Going to be hard to get back up because if you ask WCS, they are probably just going to deny it. He told me, "They are in no hurry to publish."

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    4. What a load of crap, why would anyone sit on such a huge discovery and why on earth would it be politically "radioactive" it's just a new species of ape not the Ark of the Covernant. Why would they sit on it for 13 years and be working towards publishing a paper in 2016? What is so special about this animal that would take so long to study it? Why would any biologist sit on a discovery like that even if all they wanted to do was study tigers think of the cash value to the organisation of owning this primate's corpse! Of course they'll deny ownership if asked because they won't know what the hell you're talking about!!!! It must have been very fresh to not have decomposed in the jungle humidity or been a buffet for all the scavengers and insects. Seriously, does anyone buy this???

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    5. And if it's somehow discovered in the next couple years then there goes 17 supposed years of work. Their reasons for hiding the body or their work doesn't make much sense. The tiger would still be protected and funded regardless of a new ape species discovery. In fact, there would arguably be more protection for the habitat itself.

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    6. Dan Cam you are a idiot in fools clothing.

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    7. 2:34 - And you are a sheep in the back of the herd without a name to answer to.

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    8. "They plan to write it up in 2016, but it needs to go through peer review first."

      This is not the logical order. Scientists do write ups daily. You write a paper as you are doing the research. The peer review starts when the writing is done. When peer review is complete and the paper is accepted by some journal or conference, publication is what follows.

      You do not first pass peer review and then start writing. That makes no sense at all.

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    9. There was a university sponsored effort to find these things a few years ago, and it was well publicized...That was the time for something like this to surface...This is probably bullshit......

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    10. Dumb ass Lindsay. If they had a body they sure would not need to have a peer review.

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    11. Lindsays just pulling shit out of his taterhole.

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    12. Robert you aren't even trying anymore you're just making up bullshit. you are a cancer to bigfoot community.

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    13. Doesn't Robert remind you of a skinny Pedo-Bear?

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    14. Sup Robert........your profile pic don't help much with that whole child perversion rep.......maybe lose the glasses and take off your shirt.....

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    15. The only thing that smells fishy around here is danny's pooper during his menstral cycle. Just ask his mom.

      LOL @ danny. Just stfu dan.

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    16. 1:47, they'd sit on it for the same reason they sit on Sasquatch at the Smithsonian, they realize it's explosive news that would mean big changes to history of the planet and mankind.

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    17. Anon 9:04,are you saying Dan takes it to the taterhole and likes it?

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    18. By the way,you don't need a peer reviewed paper to present the body of an undiscovered species,Science fools

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    19. Robert, were they literally sitting on it for all those years? Right on top of it?

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  4. 2016...so this is just another "wait and see" scenario?

    Someone told someone else that someone has an Orang Pendak body?
    Come on. This is the kind of stuff that keeps the legend alive I guess.

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  5. So a team of wildlife conservation biologists discover a type specimen for a highly significant new species and decide to cover it up for 'political' reasons? That's so incredibly idiotic I don't even know what to say. You'd have to be either a raving idiot or a hoaxer to give any credit to this ridiculous story.

    But no, carry on with your "Science is hiding teh truth!!1!!" conspiracy theories if it makes you feel better.

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  6. SHOW ME THE PICTURES!!
    LET'S SEE THE BODY!!!
    TALK IS CHEAP!!!

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    1. Bigfoot, show yourself, Gerhard Reinke, my mentor, platinum level crypto Palladin, + 5 charisma, canine familiar.

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  7. So they ran into a situation with a 17 year olds body that was too hot to talk about. Sounds like a Cinemax movie I once watched.

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  8. It's no wonder science blinded Thomas Dolby.

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    1. 3rd best 1 hit wonder of the eighties...I gotta put "Thats What I Like About You" first and "Turning Japanese" second...Those songs make me get up and pogo...

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    2. "Taaaaaaaaake on me (take me onnnnnnnnnnnn) ........Illlllll bee goooooooone............"

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    3. ..lol..another good one with a great video. A new commercial uses both to sell a car.....Btw, only in the USA is A-Ha a one hit wonder..According to Wiki they did much better in Europe...

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    4. Wooooooo!!!! Not even the orang pendak can keep natch down. Wooooooo!!!!!! whether i'm in sumatra or in Charlotte North Carolina or even up high with all the ladies up on top of space mountain! Wooooooo!!!! You are looking at the greatest specimen, the greatest, phenomenon, and certainly the greatest legend of all time! Wooooooo!!!! Yes there's only one, the Nature Boy Ric Flair! Woooooooo!!!!!!

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  9. After sundays brian sykes show MMG will be backpedaling on his words saying "well the confirmation will be coming in the next episode".

    When all 3 episodes have aired delivering nothing but a thorough smoking for MMG et al, the goal posts will move to "well his book will prove it" and then the goal posts will move yet again to when his paper is released.

    After that you'll be back to the pgf and bill munns in no time.

    Pwned.

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    1. That reminds me of an old gospel classic. "Drop kick me Jesus through the Goal Possts of Life!"

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    2. As a skeptard 4:41 you are an expert at moving goalposts.

      Hypocrite.

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  10. I heard Joe is dead. Stroked out trying to upload to YouTube.
    Zap. Poof. Dead. You just never know.

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    1. To paraphrase you guys....

      No body. No proof.

      MMG

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  11. I'm going out as "The Ghost of Joe Fitzgerald ". this year. Pale,faint smell of alcohol , tangled In wires and coaxials, and a solitary modem dangling from my neck like an albatross.

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  12. Reverand Jeff Kelley. My team needs a quality techno need/ resident Genius-geek. I will trade you The Ghost of Joe Fitzgerakd for David Batdorf and I'll throw in a player to be named later. My Agent Dan Campbell will handle the fine print.

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  13. LOL. "bigfoot-like creature". Bigfooters see these things in a blank canvas, they are so stupid.

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  14. Lindsay continues he's streak of being wrong!!!!

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    1. Right... Anyone...

      Does anyone know the reasons as to why a YouTube channel would not show up in YouTube search? Has it something to do with becoming a YouTube partner or something?

      This has played with my emotions, I have even had to hide a remote for the TV that I smashed up before the missus got home.

      Anyone... I would very much appreciate it.

      Peace.

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    2. This might sound stupid, but did you try the youtube contact section for faq's ?

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    3. You need to have a video on the channel first

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    4. The video is up but the channel won't show up in search... Very annoying. I can't see why it wouldn't work either!!!

      Peace.

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    5. You tube requires a one time tatering fee.

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    6. Well link the video then...

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    7. Joe. Incorporate your channel name into the YT vid file name.

      Alternatively add what you need to the vid tags.

      That should hopefully help.

      MMG

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    8. I thought Joe knew everything,schooled by Science,fool

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  16. I'm telling you guys, RL is off his Ritalin.

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  17. Hey! Lindsay posted my comment and the walking gibbon photo I found on Google! I am the most credible voice in the Bigfoot community.

    What do I win? One of Robert's hotel-room wall hangings??

    I think if he posts your comments as news three times you win his telephone table!

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  18. Lindsay, Randles, Noel, Jack and Jeff...the five most credulous voices in the Bigfoot community.

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  19. That looks like Lancelot Link Secret Chimp in disguise as Lady Godiva.

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  20. U reatrds are soooo gullible! I smell... BULLSHIT! And my nose aint in my wifes asshole.

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    1. Speaking as a woman myself, I'm sure your wife would appreciate your eloquent comment.

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    2. Hes married to a bull,duh.S C I E N C E

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  21. Seriously, that's funny. I've been first, and I think it's BS.

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  22. Robert Lindsay is attracted to children...Just not black children. Keep giving this racist a voice bigfoot community.

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  23. Because there is clearly a plot to hide all evidence of new ape species from the public.

    Discovering this critter would be a major scientific breakthrough that would make the discoverer famous. There's no reason to hide the discovery... quite the contrary actually.

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    1. I am forced to hide my third leg,a small sacrafice for Science,fool

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    2. Agreed 57. A discovery like this would mean massive new funding and money from commercial avenues. The idea that "politics" would have anything to do with this is just laughable.

      But when your religion is bigfoot,I.E. MMG,Joe,DWA ect,You have to come up with outrageous reasons why your god does not exist.

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  24. What bullshit. Why must you lie Robert?

    No way there is any truth to this story. Either give us names,dates,locations,pics,ect....or shut the fuck up.

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