Cryptozoological Expert's Opinion on The Virginia Trail Cam Photograph
Roger William's trail cam photograph from Virginia of an unknown creature has been making the rounds since it was released yesterday. Some say it's a bear, while others believe it has the anatomy of a primate. Since no one can agree on what type of animal it is, we decided to ask an amateur cryptozoologist to get his take on the strange creature. Here's what Jay Cooney of Bizarre Zoology blog says about the photograph:
"While the animal's stretched forelimb and apparent long hair made me wonder if this could be an actual wood ape, other features of its anatomy make it clear what its identity truly is. Its hind limbs/hind quarters make it obvious that this is a habitual quadruped, as they lack the hallmarks of biped anatomy such as calves and prominent gluteals. Simple comparative anatomy with black bears will reveal that the animal exhibits the hind limbs and feet of a bear, rather than those of a hominid. Lastly, it does seem that a portion of the animal's head and snout are visible in front of the forelimb, and these features are also those of a black bear."
dream theater rules
ReplyDelete...last shall be first and first shall be last...
DeleteAmen, brother!
DeleteMADDAKAKACOWAH
Deleteone thing is certain, joe and mmg are very much pwned
ReplyDeleteJoe is shitting his pants now. Look how much he kept saying this was real yesterday. Talk about eating your words.
Deleteonce certain bigfoot enthusiasts see a photo such as this. Absolutely nothing will convince them that it is not a Sasquatch.
DeleteLogic and reason need not apply in bigfootery.
Jackass Joe. His teeth look like corn.
Delete6:19, professing logic and reason, ooh.
DeleteWe've noticed those who strutt their drooping asses around pontificating about logic, reason, and rationality, are the most illogical, unreasonable, irrational nuts there are.
Just wait until someone like this loses it, really loses it--the truth comes pouring out in a snorting belching torrent of frothing foaming mad-psycho-babble. We've seen it hundreds of times.
Those who profess reason and logic are usually the most unhinged of all.
One thing's for certain, MMG laid waste to Skeptardia in poetic style.
DeleteWhat's a MMG
DeleteIt's one of those irritting pimples you get right between your butt cheeks.
DeleteCryptozoological Expert's Opinion
DeleteExpert???? Nope.
For the record, I've never claimed to be an expert in anything. That's just how Shawn worded the title
DeleteHey Jay, did you get your Cryptozoology degree from the same bigfoot tracking website that I got mine from? I was already a gold level tracker, but they made me upgrade to the platinum level for the degree.
DeleteNah you skeptards are wrong as usual about footers just buying this at face value, even though we funnily enough don't see the face, I don't think it's a squatch. It's not a bear either there's no snout or anything visible suggesting so, it's some kind of loose monkey. The infamous monkey some jackass here's always shouting about there it is now you've found it finally, happy now?
DeleteAccording to footers, bears are more elusive than bigfoot.
DeleteFozzie, I had to upgrade to a Rhodium level for the degree! Looks like Dyer, err the Professor I mean cheated me out.
Deleteas i stated quite a few times it a black bear with mange
ReplyDeleteYou see, I think it looks like a man in a suit.
DeleteGot monkey suit? Checkmate.
DeleteAl DeAtley has it in his private office.
DeleteThat is a factual conclusion.
No, that's speculation
DeleteIn a private office?
DeleteIs this the crap Kitakaze made up because he was losing the debate on the BFF?
No facts. Just lies.
To quote my good friend...
GOT MONKEY SUIT?
MMG
heh, most of us "skeptards" already know it's a bear.
ReplyDeleteIt's only the delusional footers who see bigfoot in every single photo or video.
It is strange how skeptards answer to the name skeptard.
DeleteYour use of the word "delusional" blows your cover as a JREF worhipping nutjob. It is their key talking point. It's on the list of key words in the JREFing vocabulary. And of course, dear Lord, it's everyone else who is delusional, not a precious JREFer, right?
Though, you know, we can see why JREFers would use that term obsessively, tirelessly: they are experts in delusions, as they live them everyday. They exist in delusion. Their life's practice, is delusion, and is in itself, delusional.
"Delusional footers"; you say all footers are delusional, or only the delusional ones are delusional?
If the former, you are not aware that not all interested in the topic are footers? and you are not aware that many interested and many footers didn't jump to conclusions about this photo?
You assume anyone interested in the topic instantly believed it was a primate?
Or you assume any footer instantly believed it was a primate?
Or you assume only delusional footers instantly believed it was a primate?
You see, you need specifics. You have to be specific in your language and claims, or we don't know what you are saying.
You wouldn't want to be accused of stereotyping, surely.
Get precise with your language, if you want to be understood.
^DWA please seek medical help.
DeleteDoesn't take much to get his tinly little cock out, does it?
DeleteHow DARE you...
DeleteI'm back from suspension. Looked at the evidence and it agreed with me.
It's all about me being right.
Fuck my dignity.
Joe?
DeleteAnd now we know, because VaJayJay says so and he know everything
ReplyDeleteHey, watch it, Jay is going to graduate high school eventually, not like you footurds.
Delete^ Curiously likes Jay just a little too much
DeleteI am a cryptozoologist too.
ReplyDeleteAnyone can be one and anyone can say they've found bigfoot. Show the proof.
Delete(clive squashy)
ReplyDeleteLook close and you can see the shadow of Taterhole Kid sneaking up behind him. ...Virginia is for lovers they say.
OHwwwwwwwwww NOoooooooooooooo !
I was drunk.Believe me,it wasn't a pretty sight.
DeleteI'm telling you guys, it's Melba in a mangy fur coat.
DeleteYou mean to tell me I done did Melba in the taterhole?
DeleteIt's hard to tell, really. You'll have to ask Melba, I guess.
DeleteIt's amazing how even the expert cryptozoologists don't recognize Captain Caveman when he shoots the moon.
ReplyDeleteRe Patty's butt:
ReplyDeleteThe most important part of Jay's analysis is:
"the hallmarks of biped anatomy such as calves and prominent gluteals"
Prominent gluteals, i.e., Patty's massive butt, consistent with bipedal locomotion of a huge bodyweight.
Halle-flippin'-lujah!!!
Thank you, Jay, well done.
Wow just wow.
DeleteYou are considering this to be a bigfoot? The same species as patty too?
Wow just wow folks.
The delusion is strong with this one.
prominent gluteals? Prominent diaper butt. Probably powdered.
DeleteProminent Gemora Suit.
DeleteFuck yourself at the door.
Muscle butt not diaper butt, jerkoffs.
DeleteI'm a cryptoevangelist.
ReplyDeleteGimme some money.
This "Gear" is a Photoshop attempt using a baited black bear. I have spoken,Vergearuker, the most credible voice in the BF community and liker of small ponies and frogs.....
ReplyDeleteThis "Gear" is a Photoshop attempt using a baited black bear. I have spoken,Vergearuker, the most credible voice in the BF community and liker of small ponies and frogs.....
ReplyDeleteHey! I'm the liker of ponies here. Because they are pretty, that's why! (shakes fist in the air)
DeleteI wamt snapshots of Bill Fraud's and Kevin Buresh's faces when the PGF suit is revealed in Al's mansion.
ReplyDeleteIt will happen.
I can post a two frame gif of it later. When I have time.
^ Certified escaped loony tool.
DeleteDesperate times for desperate tards.
DeleteSharon won't be happy that you guys have lost this blog due to sheer stupidity and ineptitude.
MMG
Only people named Roger can take pictures of bigfoot.
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You sir are now more of a credible voice than myself! I commend you my brother. Do you like ponies?
DeleteWould you like to go camping?
DeleteOnly people named Roger can go camping.
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Doesnt look like a bear. The forearms do not appear to be anatomically correct. Primate of some kind? More often than not there always seems to these backside shots. Wheres MK Davis on this one?
ReplyDeleteHes braiding Patty's hair
DeleteI spit up
ReplyDeletehow could anybody see a bear in that pic??? come on!!!
ReplyDeleteBlack Bear without a doubt..Jacobs photo all over again. Bear with mange..end of story!
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