A Question About The "Nephilim/Bigfoot" Theory


Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Bigfoot encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing sighting, he went to the public and described one of the most intense encounters ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Squatchin USA.

There are many theories circulating around in the Kingdom of Bigfootdom. The predominant theory is that the Bigfoot are descendants of "Gigantopithecus" which they have a fossil record for in China (i.e., Essentially, a partial jawbone and one tooth).

Another theory circulating around in the Kingdom of Bigfootdom is the idea that the Bigfoot are actually the "Nephilim" mentioned in the Old Testament. Allegedly, the "Nephilim" are supposed to be the offspring of Fallen Angels who mated with Female Humans. However, I might add that there are many other Biblical interpretations pertaining to who might be the parents of the "Nephilim" mentioned in the Old Testament ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nephilim ).

HERE'S MY QUESTION AND I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO HEAR YOUR ANSWERS:

If the Bigfoot are really the "Nephilim" mentioned in the Old Testament (i.e., Children of Fallen Angels and Female Humans), wouldn't that actually mean that all of God's Angels are really Apes with wings in order to create a sentient-being who appears to be half-man and half-ape?

I'm confused???!!! What's your THEORY about who the Bigfoot are?

Big Hairy Hugs!!!



Dr Matthew A Johnson
(Owner of the "Team Squatchin USA" Facebook Group)

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    1. anti-first and counting!!

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    2. the correct way sucks!!!

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    3. The angels are speaking to me from these walls that are made of sponge. In case you didn't know, I'm now living at a high security mental institute.

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    4. Correct way is an asshole, but firsting pwns. My life is awesome now that I have firsted.

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    5. WAKE UP YOU IGNORANT DOLTS!!!

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    6. My bean is bigger than your pud

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    7. 3:29 you are an imposter. I'm the ignorant dolt guy, its only 2 exclamation points! Like this:
      WAKE UP YOU IGNORANT DOLTS!!

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    8. Where's that lazy no job having punkass travis at??

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    9. Apologies, forgot my stand-in guy signature.

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    10. NOBODY BELIEVES YOU TRAVIS!

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    11. He got fired from dennys

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    12. Where is the correct way douche? Thought he'd be here to make sure we all knew we weren't doing things in a most correct manner. Perhaps his mom made him take that job at Arby's?

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    13. We love Travis! His posts aren't complete spooge like all of the above!

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    14. OK, there were just a bunch of comments here that referred to Sharon. Where did they go?

      Sharon is the hottest skeptic around.

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    15. First!-The correct way(stand-in)

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  2. You have got to be fucking kidding me.

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    1. ^^^This has to be Sharon Hill/Bigfoot is BS/et al. It has her stamp all over it. Nice person, what?

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    2. She has some perky breasticles though...

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    3. Sharon Hill pwned you like your ex-wife when she made fun of your tiny penis when she walked out on you.

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    4. Pwned? Is that a pwning? I am new here and just want to fit in.

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    5. Mr. Lindsey wants to see her "humiliated".

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    6. Robert Lindsay is one of the most credible people in bigfootery, and hasn't molested any underage children in a long time.

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    7. Sharon Hill is a babe. I love me a hot skeptic babe.

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  3. He demolished the Nephilim theory with a brilliant display of erudition, expertise in evolution and logic. What would we do without him?.. I'd love to find out....

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  4. wow i created a monster when i told him a researchers greatest tool is an open mind

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  5. Note to Editor:Johnson is a Class A Fraud of the highest order.

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  6. Dr. Matthew Johnson would be great as a cast member of the upcoming Spike TV "Bigfoot Bounty" show.

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    1. Perhaps they could invite his ex-wife as well.

      TV comedy gold.

      MMG

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    2. Rumor has it that she ran off with the Squatch after their "Class A" encounter. Must have been hung like Dirk Diggler. He's a star, a big, bright, hairy shining star!

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  7. All the nephilim died in the flood essentially. however, it is a really good chance that's where the dinosaurs came from and maybe the elusive Bigfoot. the angels should be human likeness as we are in God's image. there are other manuscripts (deadseascrolls) that tel of the nephilim dead and waiting in the mountains of now Iraq. I think Bigfoot and dinosaurs maybe linked to them but also "supporting data" for us to be here on earth. like you can't have black with out white or other colors.

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    1. Woah, woah woah. Wait just a minute. There are mountains in Irag? I thought it was all just dirt and figs.

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    2. Actually, the devil put dinosaurs here.

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    3. Just the meat-eating ones.

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    4. Straight up, these people are serious. Oh my goodness.

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  8. Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is an American hero!

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    1. And a critically-thinker since he is a jesus-bleever

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    2. and a fully decorated cryptozoologist

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    3. He has tantalizing moobies

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    4. Sleeves cannot contain his alph-manboobery

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    5. Are they hairy?I like me some hairy ass titties.Did I say that already earlier?

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    6. True dat.True dat.

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  9. what the hell did i just read

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    1. I approve this message.

      - stand-in guy

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    2. Hey stand in guy? Can you take over for me? Need some sleep...

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    3. I will nappy guy. Get some sleepy, I will keep wake up guy at bay.

      - stand-in guy

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    4. I don't like that Standing guy. I think he might be a hoaxer.

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  12. This theory holds as much water as the aquatic ape theory. The Oriface of Delphi on Mount Parnassus has forgotten more about bigfoot than this guy will ever know.

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  13. They had to close down the hidden valley landfill because of the overpowering smell of bullshit coming out of The Hanger Inn.

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    1. That was uncalled for! And thank you!

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    2. I like to listen to Hanger 18 while drinking a bottle of Hidden Valley.

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  14. My opinion is that DOCTOR MATTHEW JOHNSON NEEDS TO GET A JOB

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    1. He is not qualified in any field.

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    2. Maybe not, but he is a fully decorated cryptozoologist

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    3. I thought he was a cryptopsychologist.

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    4. I hear he has a microscope...

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    5. A microscopic dick, maybe.

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  15. Greeting douch bags,
    Got monkey?

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    1. No we have nothings and we like them

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    2. We will always have Dr. J's mannaries.

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  16. Dr. Matthew Johnson? Same guy who got arrested for force-marching his family up those mountains?

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  18. That's the most sacked idea about bigfoot I have heard. Yikes religion and bigfoot don't mix..

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  19. If they are nephilim it would explain why God is not allowing them to be discovered. Their time is coming.

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  20. The Annanaki created them from human dna to mine resources around 8000 BC. They've been spooks for them here on Earth ever since, using mostly undiscovered cave systems for travel and occasionally rendezvousing with probes to exchange information.

    Hence the orbs Dr. Johnson

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  21. He who writes on these wall.
    Rolls there shit in tiny balls.
    He who reads these word of wit.
    Eats those tiny balls of shit.


    Thank you and good night.

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  22. The Old Testament is a collection of ancient fairy tales.

    I'm looking for funding for a scientific study proving that Chupacabra's are actually Gollum's ancestors.

    Where's Wally's wallet when you need it?

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