Don't be sad sweetheart, it'll get better, I promise. Whenever I'm feeling down in the dumps about Bigfoot, I go out in the woods, to my squatchy place. I do some tree knocks and a couple howls and it turns my frown upside down.
It would appear that way. Your boss is watching and you just lost all credibility for reading this site. Tell him it's research for a new, non-nutrative cereal varnish Clark.
Murdering rebel scum! We just had Wichita set up to be the new Kansas repository for Team Quantra but you boys ruined that! You can burn our towns, murder our sons and daughters but taking away the honor of hosting a captive bigfoot was ging to far!
Bigfoot was maybe saying, you came too close. Because you talked to them and because you left when growled at, you have your foot in the door, so to speak. (You know they are there, you respected their space, so far so good). When you go back, stay farther from the den area, and carry on. IMO. You can show you know they are there by talking to them, greeting them when going past the den area (not close, like 200 feet away if possible?), leaving this and that as gifts.
If you want, at your home, putt an X stick formation by doors to let them know you know the lingo. Humans don't do that, right? Indians did you the X in front of teepee entrances, but folks don't use it in modern times. But only if you really want them to know you do know about them, because that might mark you out.
As to gifts, would I be correct to say that you have to leave several apples if you want them to take some because they will always leave you some? Or no?
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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ReplyDeleteSittin on top of the world. !
DeleteWhy did he even have to break this down. What a waste of time. Im a believer and this analysis of crap is ridiculous !
DeleteDon't be sad sweetheart, it'll get better, I promise.
DeleteWhenever I'm feeling down in the dumps about Bigfoot, I go out in the woods, to my squatchy place. I do some tree knocks and a couple howls and it turns my frown upside down.
Don't chastise me !
DeleteI think the word you want is patronize
DeleteI'll take second too
ReplyDeleteType o negative RULES. Big Boy Music
Nettie, no need to cry.....
DeleteShe's in love with herself
DeleteShe likes the dark
On her milk white neck
The devils mark
R.I.P. Pete
Delete^^^ yes. Too sad
Deleteheroin killed his deep voice then him
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ReplyDeleteAm I the only one around here who has to get up early for work?
It would appear that way. Your boss is watching and you just lost all credibility for reading this site. Tell him it's research for a new, non-nutrative cereal varnish Clark.
DeleteWow my boss may be a big bullshitter herself. But I highly doubt if she's gonna buy that line of crap.
DeleteI would take fourth also but in my opinion that would be childish
ReplyDeleteOh what the fuck
FOURTH
You little beauty Phil is breaking shit down.
ReplyDeleteOh I just soiled my pants . Break It down phil
ReplyDeleteIm sure that Alex MW thinks that its really a face.
ReplyDeleteHe thinks everything in the woods is a bigfoot.
You mean it isn't?
DeleteJust got back from a pre-emptive strike in Wichita. What did I miss?
ReplyDeleteTeam Qauntrill
Murdering rebel scum! We just had Wichita set up to be the new Kansas repository for Team Quantra but you boys ruined that! You can burn our towns, murder our sons and daughters but taking away the honor of hosting a captive bigfoot was ging to far!
DeleteJayhawker
It was blocking our veiw of Colorado.
DeleteTeam Qauntrill
Was Josey Wales with you?
DeleteDepends on who wants to know?
DeleteTeam Qauntrill
My Media Bridge team informs informed me that,No, Josey was not there!
DeleteTeam Qauntrill
We fooled em again Josey!
(you had to know that line was coming sooner or later)
How's it work on stains? SPIT
DeletePhil should brake down Baby bigfoot in craw of tree
ReplyDeleteLooks like DW Darkwing.
ReplyDeleteWAZZ UP DARKWING DUK!!!
DeleteAnother excellent post, from BFF
ReplyDeleteKings canyon:
Bigfoot was maybe saying, you came too close. Because you talked to them and because you left when growled at, you have your foot in the door, so to speak. (You know they are there, you respected their space, so far so good). When you go back, stay farther from the den area, and carry on. IMO. You can show you know they are there by talking to them, greeting them when going past the den area (not close, like 200 feet away if possible?), leaving this and that as gifts.
If you want, at your home, putt an X stick formation by doors to let them know you know the lingo. Humans don't do that, right? Indians did you the X in front of teepee entrances, but folks don't use it in modern times. But only if you really want them to know you do know about them, because that might mark you out.
Incoherent much?
DeleteI thought everyone spoke to imaginary creatures when they were in the woods.
DeleteI remember my first beer...
Deleteyou shut the FUCK up poling & phil deez nuts.
ReplyDeleteevans has the best footage out there with the best one being the baby bigfoot on the tree.
he has footage of monsters in the woods real monsters
Evans must be really struggling for cash. This dumb fuck can't afford a HD camera. Why show this shit with a spy cam quality camera?
DeleteBecause you would see that there is nothing there?
I wish evans would kick your ass
Delete"I don't go in the woods at all, if alone. I stay close to roads. But they CAN follow you, trust me."
ReplyDeleteI am also glad I sleep on the 3rd floor, haha!
DeleteAs to gifts, would I be correct to say that you have to leave several apples if you want them to take some because they will always leave you some? Or no?
DeleteOh they will take your apples alright. Then they will make u get breakfast
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