Phil Breaks Down "Dallas Man Sees Rock Throwing Bigfoot" Video
An anonymous Dallas photographer believes he has photographic proof of Bigfoot. Yesterday, on KLTV news, he shared some images of the creatures, including one creature that appears to be staring back at him taking the video.
Here is Phil Poling of Team Tazer Bigfoot with the break down:
First bitches!
ReplyDeleteDid you even watch the video McCheese?
DeleteNo, but the still picture appears to be a baby bird in a nest.
Deletelmao
ReplyDeleteWhat about Curtino or others? Come on Phil, are you biased or just chicken shit scared, let's go after the easy prey?
ReplyDeleteLMFAO, ah....you mad because your fairy-tale is exposed every time Phil makes a video. Do you want him to say this bird is a Bigfoot? WTF......chase that bird...
DeleteLOL
ReplyDelete1. Stop, stop, this is stupid, that is not a BF.
2. Stop citing Team Tazer or ask him to change his name - after his Website was linked to Porn.
Stay legitimate.
Thx.
Let's recap: Pointed head...check. Beady eyes...check. Tree peeking...check. Rock throwing...check. Well then, confirms on all points jackasses. The real fuckin' deal folks! You heard it here first from FBFB. Suck it!
ReplyDeleteAnybody who disects videos off the small fry and leaves the 'SO' called named people in this field alone HAS AN AGENDA.
ReplyDeleteCome on Phil prove me WRONG........
Licks man taint at the local Red Lobster.^
DeleteCan we have some respect for Lobster Americans here please? Your lobster humor is insensitive.
DeleteDo you think the BF's in Maine enjoy a good lobster now and then? Seems logical - and delicious
DeleteAnon 3:51=Hurr Durr.
DeleteJeff Sauber sucks my taterhole and I dig it.
DeleteSo fake
ReplyDeletegetting closer to finding bigfoot are we boys? different day, same ole shit.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he should stick to breaking down hamburgers.
ReplyDeleteHe tried that but got fired for eating all the profits.:(
DeleteDid someone day Scaleburgers? Mmmm
DeleteI saw a BF with a Chinese menu in his hand.
ReplyDeleteWalkin through the streets of Soho in the rain.
He was lookin for the place called Lee Ho Fooks.
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.
And he had beautiful hair.......
DeleteAnd shit stuck to his hairy ass!
DeletePhil you have exonerated yourself, glad that picking on TGBF has finally succumbed. Now you have chosen a subject matter that is truly equal to your efforts. Keep up the sublime work, you are making a difference.
ReplyDelete2 footers are waiting at the gates of heaven when god appears.
ReplyDeleteGod says before you are judged you can ask me 1 question.
The footers say "Does bigfoot exist?"
God says "No, it is simply a creature of folklore and stories, it has never existed."
1 footer turns to the other and says "Damn bigfoot is even more intelligent and elusive than we first thought!"
Some would even say does God exist? Need proof?
DeleteBigfoot is not a god.
DeleteIt is to some!
Delete^Saves his dick cheese and eats it with Doritos.^
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DeleteJREF footer.
Break down of this footage? How does this even warrant a breakdown? Total Fake.
ReplyDeleteSo is Phil now in the top three of most irritating bigfooters?
ReplyDeleteI laugh at these clowns on here acting like they knew this wasn't Sasquatch. Videos like these are the VAST majority of "evidence" for the case of Bigfoot. Before people like Phil and Team Tazer started exposing these videos the VAST majority of believers ate this shit up.
ReplyDeleteYou sure did douche.
Delete^^^^ 7:09 is a "typical" butthurt moron believer who despises the truth. It eats at her, digs at her and devours her soul. She can't stand it and that's why she rejects reality and substitutes fairy-tale s as her own.
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DeleteJREF butt plug.
^^Hurr Durr^^
Delete8:31, are you gay? You sound like a fag, only a flaming homo would talk about anal toys as much as you. Dicks are for chicks. That's why there are dicks and vaginas. They were made for each other. Asses are for shitting......sorry you were born a reject.
DeleteHey 8:31 I think this his way of asking you out for a date.
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DeleteJREF butt plug.
Yes I think so 9:16. 9:04 seems like a closeted bitter gay man.
DeleteI just slammed my dick in the car door and done hurt my pee pee.
Delete^
DeleteYou should learn how to control your tweasers a little better.
Can I borrow yours? I lost mine.
DeleteHAHAHAHA, Stank Ape you funny little dickhead.
DeleteForget bigfoot, look at the size of those leaves!!
ReplyDeleteI thought the same thing about the trees. I know they say everything is bigger in Texas and it seems to apply to piles of bullshit too. Just like this photo, bs. Then watched the video and saw my thoughts stated. Loved the "shark" line.
DeleteWhat pisses me off. The guy who took this picture knew it wasn't a bigfoot. lyng son of a bitch. Hope he enjoyed his 15 minutes of fame. Someone should really hit him in the head with a big rock.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Phil. Look at the size of it. Unless those leafs are 100 ft tall, it probably isn't a bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteI think MK and Phil are brothers...Without the squeaky chair...Just look at their faces. Maybe, brother's from another mother..
ReplyDeleteOr,Sisters from a another Mister!
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