Finding Bigfoot Has No Competition
Editor’s Note: This is a guest post by Florida Skunk Ape Hunter Tim Fasano. You can visit his blog, Seminole Project.A casting company for Original Media (Duel Survival, Swamp People, LA Ink) went all over the country taping several Bigfoot people for a new show on the History Channel last February. They flew out to Tampa, rented cars, booked hotel room and filmed me in the swamp.
They left and I never heard from them again. The man's name was Jada that organized it. In case you think I made this up, Jada is a big black guy. It seems there will not be a competitive show for Finding Bigfoot. Tim Holmes and Dallas Gilbert were casted. I think we could have pulled this off.
I think you're a troll/fame whore with no skills other than arguing on Youtube and promoting your channel.
ReplyDeleteFasano,It couldn't be because of your crappy and know it all attitude could it. Who ever the production company was, they were smart not to ever get back to you, because the show would of bombed after the first half hour of showing if you were in it. This is my opinion and probably the opinion of a lot of others too
DeleteI wonder if he talks to his taxi fares about his Bigfoot escapades. Imagine riding in his cab and getting creeped out by him.
ReplyDeleteDuhhhhhh they didn't use you on their show. Imagine that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ReplyDeletethe creators of finding bigfoot put together the chasing ufo's show & that show is horrible! extremely horrible!
ReplyDeletetotally agree! they even went so far as to chase the same stuff that the history chann were doing in the late otts. with bill, ted and the other dude that show was ten times better than the over hyped chic ryder. talk about lez-bo-bo's!!!
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ReplyDeleteGee? Maybe it is because you suck??
ReplyDeleteI'm a bit new to the Bigfoot community scene. I'm more of a casual follower because it's entertaining. At least entertaining in the thought of an unknown primate out there. Which I actually believe to be true. Reports dating back 200 years?...that's actually the longest hoax ever created by man or Sasquatch is real.
ReplyDeleteAnyhow, being new to the community, I always see these random people on Youtube that look like average Joe Blows ranting about pretty much nothing.
No offense intended, but from my perspective as a newbie it's the same case here. Why are you complaining? You had a shot at a reality show and you were turned down. Do you know how many real actors/actresses move to Hollywood and work their tales off most of their lives trying to make it big?
Also, these TV producers know their business. The reality is, their business is not Bigfoot, it is entertainment and TV Production. If they didn't choose you, it's for a reason, regardless if you think you know better...which BTW you don't...Unless you've been a TV producer creating TV products that generate revenue and capture millions of viewers on a weekly basis.
So quite your bellyaching. Imagine if we all complained if we didn't get a job after we were interviewed. Youtube would be filled with videos of people whining that they didn't get the job after they gave horrible interviews.
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DeleteAt least Monster Quest gave a half assed effort to prove something. Finding Bigfoot sucks!!! The world does not need a rip off of it, unless they cast midgets!! Then I would watch.
ReplyDeleteI have met Tim in person he is a great guy and he has passion for what he does. I would trust this man with everything I own.
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I have met Tim in person he is a douchebag and he has a passion for lying. I would trust this man as far as i could throw him.
ReplyDeleteRick Dyer
so f-ing nice!
DeleteTim seems to be getting more spiteful as he gets older. First it was the mild mannered TimberGiantBigfoot that bothered him because TG got more Youtube hits. Then it was something else. Then he was fed up with the Hoaxers. Now he's pissed off because the top rated show on Animal Planet titled " we are thinking about Finding Bigfoot" doesnt have any competition. Anybody else besides Tims Shrink see a pattern? All he has to do is create a Show called " ACTUALLY Finding Bigfoot" and he would have producers knocking down his door. I am noticing even National Geographic has given up on scientific programming and joined the "Storage Wars" Type of reality programming with their new show called "Garage Sale
ReplyDeleteWars" filmed in England to give it a more international flare.
it a damn shame that history chann gave up on real history! they are so lame anymore i don't even bother to hit there chann anymore i just jump right over it. those junk picking shows suck bad. i think they were tired of being called the hitler channel. but even that was far better than ice road truckers. wtf is wrong with these people? oh yea let's not forget ax-men wow! trees falling oh boy yea! timber!
DeleteJada is a big black guy I think we could have pulled 'this' off.
ReplyDeleteChange 'this' to him. and I think you have your answer.
Rob Fairless has the Wrestling Voice. Jus saying.
ReplyDelete23 YEARS!!!!
Delete^Of taking it up the poop shoot!
DeleteThats because Tim is a hoaxer and a no talent. He has the personality of a fence post.
ReplyDeletethank the good lord in heaven there won't be another stupid show on TV about indiots walking around in the woods at night screaming and getting vids of cows and deer.
ReplyDeleteI dont know about the good lord in Heaven, but I wont get into that right now.But I will be thankful if there are no more of those kinds of shows added to the line up of crap there is now.
Deletesounds like another god-hating liberal. you people do know that all libby's are g@y?
DeleteI am not a God hating anything but I do know that subject is a very touchy one so I usually stay away from it.I am also a very happy married man,if the best you can come up with is to call someone g@y you really need to work on being a keyboard warrior 'cause you just ain't that good at it.
DeletePerhaps you just didn't make good television People are finicky about what they view. It seems as though you have some passion for what you do. It most likely doesn't come across very well. Or at least not good enough. The BFRO team is interesting but also educational and humorous. They are developing cohesiveness and polish. I would think that you and your team just didn't "sing" together. Return to your brand of research, you were happy before. Be happy again. Don't be bitter that you are not receiving 5 or 10 large per episode. Be happy for the success of others and be happy with your own. If you think you can nail a upbeat interesting program... develop the idea and characters and pitch it to Tom Beers or Discovery. Crying about it will not get it done.
ReplyDeleteFasano is the ultimate delusional narcissist, and therefore blind to his many shortcomings. His video content consists of 30% shaky footage of the ground as he waddles, 50% close-ups of his butt-ugly mugg, 20% actual subject matter (on a good day). All this is accompanied by his incessant boasting and the laughable drama he connects to whatever his current super-secret-deadly project may be.
ReplyDeleteI can't fathom why anybody wasted money flying in to Tampa to check out this useless nut. I bet he was merely a quick stop along the way to the better opportunity they actually came to see.
Dallas Gilbert and Timmy? That would actually be a car wreck worth watching. Between the two you would have more loons than Maine. Google Dallas Gilbert Bigfoot for some entertainment and to get a notion of how desperate Timmy is. Many got the form email with bad grammar and spelling and tossed it, not the Timster.
ReplyDeleteTimmy has actually over achieved in bigfootdom - from taxi to guest poster and pseudo fame. Don't dive in the bigfoot pond, it is small and very shallow.
Tim'o here's an idea. Do your own show, put a proposal up on kickstarter, the new venture capital website for bigfootdom.
Mantracker vs Bigfoot. Now there's a show.
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DeleteI have a feeling this "Jada" character is producing a new show, a Punk'd like show where they tell delutional people "Hey, you want to be on the pilot of a new show about...?" Then they video tape these people making jackass' of themselves and everyone gets to laugh at how retardly serious these people take themselves.
ReplyDeleteShould call it Finding BigFools.
Or "Bigfoot Jackasses"!
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