Earth-Shattering Bigfoot News Coming Up...
Robert Lindsay just reported that he will be publishing something that will "rock the Bigfoot world to its very foundations" within the next 24 hours.
We're not exactly sure what this is about so we're going to hit up this foo like Mr. "T" and get him on the line right now...
Bigfoot News June 8, 2012
We will soon be publishing an earth-shattering Bigfoot article here on Robert Lindsay. This Bigfoot post will rock the Bigfoot world to its very foundations. The story will hopefully published within the next 24 hours, if everything goes according to plan. Hold onto your horses!*
*Unfortunately, there is the possibility that the story will have to be canceled due to confidentiality reasons, but that possibility is slim at the moment and I hope it doesn’t materialize.
- Robert Lindsay
Update #1: Click here for Robert Lindsay: A Photo of The Bigfoot Steak [Sierra Kills]
Update #2: Click here for Robert Lindsay: A Photo Of The Juvenile Bigfoot That Was Shot By Justin Smeja At The Sierra Kills Location
[via robertlindsay.wordpress.com]
WTF?!!?
ReplyDeleteHa....Haa....Haaa...
ReplyDeleteWhat another load of crap!
Robert Lindsay just had sex with a Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
DeleteI got me some Bigfoot blue balls for sure !
ReplyDeleteMelba is really Mel and has a big hairy sack between her legs?
ReplyDeletegive me some head!
ReplyDeletemelba's pregnant, from lindsay!
ReplyDeleteHow many times has Robert Lindsay had "earth shattering" news now? My guess is he had all of the BFROs Bigfoot sighting maps spread out on the basement floor while he stood over them wanking. When Robbys mom opened the basement door, to tell him dinner was ready, he was startled and knocked over a stack of paint cans piled in the corner. After the paint settled over his maps the true pattern was clear! Robert Lindsay now knows that Bigfoot is actually cobbling orthopedic shoes for disadvantaged squirrels of the Pacific North West. John
ReplyDeleteSmeja's coming clean; he will admit he only shot 1 bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteWhen has Lindsay ever been right about anything. If he says anything, you can pretty much count on it being a lie.
ReplyDeleteYawn..
Actually, he's been right most times.
DeleteWell hold me and blow me,but never let go me.
ReplyDeleteMelba just received some Paulides DNA?
ReplyDeleteHe's moving out of his moms basement and moving in with Fatsano in the motel. They're going to open up a mobile Bigfoot Whore Cab.
ReplyDeleteBREAKING NEWS ... Lindsay is Bigfoot!!!
ReplyDeletefilm at 11...
Question:?
ReplyDeleteDo any of you trolls have a living brain or just a hollow plastic shell? The intelligence of the comments are astonishing. :)
Melba called, she wants her butt cheese back.
DeleteHave you ever read anything by Robert Lindsay? If you had you would understand that no one is trolling on this one.
DeleteYeah, I have to agree with you Lisa, astonishing but not surprising, I always hope for a little more intelligence but I always end up dissapointed, perhaps I am an incurable optimist.
DeleteNo I was only born with a brain stem. But I have a question for Lisa. Are you a hot babe?
DeleteAnon 3:36,
DeleteSerious question, how many "hot babes" do you know in this field? One, maybe? I'd say the chance of that is less than 3%
Yes but we need to find out just to be sure. I know it is a more elusive quest than bigfoot himself but it never hurts to ask.
DeleteShe's hot and so is her wife!
DeleteCharlie Brown.
ReplyDeleteRL, we are all sick of you hyping things that never materialize within a lightyear of your prediction. "If everything goes according to plan"...paleeez...it hasn't yet and I doubt it will. If it does, I'll be the first to apologize.
ReplyDeleteWeeeeel Shawn...
ReplyDeletemaybe you could leave Lindsay's blog the exclusive story for say... 8 hours?
All those righteous people who say they can't stand his blog, won't visit it, because he is so wrong about everything. will have to...or be like, wow a day behind in ne...what will they do without you?
I plan on teas and cakes this early evening to accompany the read...
What would be earth shattering? Not much dealing with BFs...unless it's a HD video of a few materializing beneath a UFO...
But, the people in Bigfootery never cease to amaze....so, who knows?
Breaking News: Melba threw in the towel !!
ReplyDelete"if your gonna do a bigfoot dna study you should always bring a towel"
Matilda pregnant from pederass Lindsay?
ReplyDeleteIgnore him and his nonsense will eventually go away. Heck, he'll be in on a 5150 hold anytime now.
Just got off the phone with jim fasano..EARTH SHATYTERING NEWS. The bigfoot they recorded was actually fat jim taking a squat and dropping a Duece
ReplyDeleteHis name is Tim. Try harder.
DeleteBut he will answer to Tom. Ain't that Tom?
DeleteYEAH,ALWAYS SHOCKING NEWS BUT IT MEANS NOTHING!!!!!!! TILL ITS BACKED UP
ReplyDeleteWell, don't hold your breath, you won't get anything but anonymouse sources from Lindsay.
DeleteOr anon anal trolls.
DeleteI can already feel the ground trembling beneath my feet, this is going to be so big.
ReplyDeleteAnd so we see, on display here in these comments for the rest of the world to see and laugh at, the true lack of class, dignity, and intelligence of 98% of people in the so-called BF "community". No wonder the world won't take the subject seriously. Most of you are bufoons.
ReplyDeleteYea,but we're classless,undignified,unintelligent funny bufoons.Right?
DeleteWhat do you expect? We're so jaded from all the let down.
DeleteNot to mention all the hoaxes of course.
DeleteJustMe, this is a Robert Lindsay article that may or may not even exist that you are defending. There isn't another writer on the subject with less credibility. If trolls gotta troll it may as well be this one.
DeleteI totally disagree, most here are just taking the piss and believe in the "possibility" of BF. However, you have to admit that the circus-like atmosphere is unsettling.
DeleteDo you read Robert Lindsay's other topics? I think his blog actually discredits things due to the subject matter.
Has he ever been out in the Sierras or Cascades? I don't think so. He's an attention whore w/ some wierd issues.
FATT MONEYTAKER WAS FOUND STEALING PEANUT BUTTER FROM BIGFOOT!!!!!!!!!!! THAT NO NEWS.
ReplyDeletehow many times has there been earth shattering news announcments in the past?
ReplyDeleteand where are we now?
still no bigfoot, no evidence, no hope
Why can't Bigfoot news be talked about without some sort of conspiracy? It is always "a DNA study that will prove the existence"..."if the powers that be don't stop it". The "best" picture of a series that will be released if the owner doesn't get scared and back out. Now this..."rock the foundation"..."if I'm not silenced by a confidentiality agreement".
ReplyDeleteRumor is RL and Melba got hitched last week at Melbas place where Papa Foot led the ceremony. The Squatches make the decorations out of sticks and leafs and also braided her hair.
ReplyDeleteThe blurry pics will be released tomorrow if APL decides not to buy the rights to the wedding video.
Heard it may be called hoaxers in love: a squatch bloggers tale
Melba's at least 50 years out of Lindsay's range. I think you mixed up the scoop, more likely he is marrying Melba's 12 year old niece.
DeleteI think it's her nephew,not her niece. Just saying.
DeleteShoot you might be right
DeleteHow was he supposed to know she was 12? she looked 13
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ReplyDeleteSpeaking of trolls. You are the #1 Bigfoot troll on the 'net.
DeleteYes but is she a Hot Babe bigfoot troll.
DeleteAnd you're all jealous trolls.
Deletewhy cant he just release it now?
ReplyDeleteBecause he hasn't made it up yet.
DeleteNow that's phunny right there!! But so true it's sad.
DeleteMy not so wild ass guess: Lindsay sniffed out the "Kitakaze thread" on Bigfootforums and will report that someone still alive who was intimately involved with the PGF still has the suit and admits it was a hoax.
ReplyDeleteI like this theory best.
DeleteKitakaze sux! He is the worst of all trolls.
DeleteMaybe Gimlin is coming forward to admit that it was a hoax.
DeleteBob Gimlin here,that will never ever come out of my two lips.
DeleteEven if we waterboard you?
DeleteWell that might do it. But after the water boarding get ready for some serious tea bagging.
DeleteNo one told me the earth blew up.
ReplyDeleteLmfao! Earth shattering news. Eat a dick RL.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, go ahead and eat a whole bag of dicks
DeleteLindsay is classless, absolutely classless.
ReplyDeleteI like that second paragraph in Lindsay's statement:
ReplyDelete"Unfortunately, there is the possibility that the story will have to be canceled due to confidentiality reasons, but that possibility is slim at the moment and I hope it doesn’t materialize."
Of course this is the out clause for this chronic bigfoot BS shoveler.
Exactly and this is the sad reality that Bigfooting is comprised of.
DeleteThe only reason that people like Biscardi, Lindsay, Standing, etc. are able to continue peddling their bigfoot BS is because people continue to buy their bigfoot BS.
ReplyDeleteDon't leave Patterson/Gimlin, Ketchum, Fasano, TGBF, Joe Black and Facebook Find Bullshit out. Yeah, pretty much the entire field with the exception of the BFRO.
DeleteMan,that came out of left field.
DeleteNailed that one out of the park and over the river. Grand Slam!
DeleteYup, and it gives serious, open minded researchers like the late Dr. Grover Krantz, Dr. Sarmiento, Dr. Meldrum, and many others a PR black eye when you've got these repeat serial hoaxing jackasses making a mockery of the subject of sasquatch.
DeleteAnon 3:41,
DeleteAbsolutely agree 110%. They are/were the real deal if ANYTHING in this field is/was real.
Anon 3:41,
DeleteAlthough I must say, Meldrum seeking out FB/FB for analysis IS VERY disappointing. That hurt me a little bit, seriously.
No one is twisting Meldrums arm making him believe in the PGF. That gives him more than a black eye, it gouges the eye out it is so preposterous. I hope he does not get dry socket.
DeleteYou may say nothing ever materializes from Lindsay, but that is true of every single other person in this racket. We are always waiting for something to happen that is really amazing, and nothing ever does. All you can count on is blobsquatches, inconclusive DNA tests, and encounter tales that may or may not be true. No one has ever revealed anything better in all the years since the PG footage.
ReplyDeleteStop whinging. Get off your couch and go find it yourself. Another pathetic lounge lizard endlessly flapping the gums wanting someone else to do all the work.
DeleteFetch me a beer while you are up.
DeleteWhat other person involved in bigfootery makes these kinds of claims that they have inside breaking news all the time. The closest thing was Hovey and at least she only did it once.
DeleteAnother well planned out statement that says nothing.
ReplyDeleteMore rubbish from the king of disinformation. Been out of the news for too long and needs a shot of publicity to keep his ego from collapse.
ReplyDeleteHodie Bodie !!
ReplyDeleteBigfoot is to much of a money racket (like UFO's and
hookers )Its more bait and switch, he he he ha!!
Don't everyone stop breathing cause you know if it's from RL it won't happen. He must be hurting for people to visit his blog. and must be related to Melba, for all the things he says he has and never produces.
ReplyDeleteThis place used to have good info Shawn and valid discussions, now it's just a troll playground with 90+ comments here so far and 90% of it trolling. Madness sadness pure. :-(
ReplyDeleteGet used to it anon 1:35. When you put out bullshit like Lindsay does, expect 90% thumbs down. How does your brain not comprehend this?
ReplyDeleteOf course Shawn still has good info, you just have to sort through. What used to be called "discretion" before the zombie apocalypse took hold.
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ReplyDeleteI'm not surprised to see so many idiots here (the majority of american society).
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