Tune In Now! Steven Streufert On Coast To Coast AM Talking About Oxford Bigfoot DNA Study
BREAKING: Finding Bigfoot Production Company Seeks Filming Permit In Virginia
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Rhettman, I gave them your phone number, man. It worked out in the end, no?
ReplyDeleteSTEWFART IS AN ASS !
ReplyDeleteYou are an idiot. You have proven it. Fool.
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More for anonymous...
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Try to edit your responses of unnecessary blather before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to all, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
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i heard the show and the one guy said he saw a bigfoot swimming in the ocean in and around seattle. other than that disclosure the show didn't bring it. the guests were only on for an hour too. i wish they could of taken more calls and gave those guests more time cause it's cool to hear people around the u.s.a. telling their stories about bigfoot. i think hearing human voices you can get a feel for telling if they are truthful or not, as opposed to just reading it in print.
ReplyDeleteBryan Sykes, a Professor of Human Genetics and founder/chairman of a DNA testing firm known as Oxford Genetics has a new facebook page to field questions and give information to anyone that might have samples/evidence, for their Sasquatch DNA project.
ReplyDeletePerhaps some good may come of the Ketchum study after all...
ReplyDeleteCan we assume geneticists from Oxford peer reviewed her study and it was compelling enough they now want to attempt to replicate her results?
Not a snowflakes chance in hell. It works like this: You submit your article to the journal. The editors ask 1 or more professors to review or "referee" the article. They do it for free and can't even put the fact they reviewed a paper on their resumes. Its part of their academic duties. If they accept the paper, they ask for revisions and you send it back. Its impossible to believe anyone would publish a paper based on one they were refereeing. What is possible, I guess, is that copies of her findings are being passed around. People could publish stuff based on what she did even if they beat her to the punch or even if she does not publish at all. In these cases they would cite her work in their bibliography as "Pre-print" in lieu of a journal edition.
ReplyDeleteSally here,
ReplyDeleteIf you go to Dr Ketchum's FB page you'll see by one of her responses that she endorses the idea of other scientists being involved in this field.
We wish the Sykes study the very best as we all win if these forest people with psychic abilities are proven and we have protections already in place. A matter of fact, it was solely because of Dr Ketchum's efforts that there is such a parallel study. "we" are very proud of that.
More later and thanks to holding on for every word from our camp
Sally, what are you wearing?
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DeleteI caught some of this on my lunch break at work. FINALLY something worth listening to on C2C!!! Getting so sick of all the acient alien, govenment conspiracy, chemtrails, angels, telepathic alien implant BULLSHIT...and no I don't know why I listen to it...but I'm sure aliens are involved!
ReplyDelete"if these forest people with psychic abilities are proven". LMFAO! Apparently you clowns aren't even convinced they're real, so why would they be proven? What a joke. Psychic abilities.....take your Mellaril.
ReplyDeleteLAST NIGHT'S C2C SHOW, the first hour on BIGFOOT, just in case you missed it.
ReplyDelete(I come in at about minute 12:00 in this recording, with Rhettman A Mullis Jr.)
http://youtu.be/QleeYTqSgbw
It was brought to my attention that I posted here by stephen. I have not. First, I would not have used my initials as part of my signature and I always sign my full name and the Bigfootology URL. Whoever the troll is that posted as me, felony behavior, if I find out who you are I will attempt to prosecute.
ReplyDeleteThe Salley Ramey post is also a HOAX:
ReplyDeleteAs posted here:
AnonymousFriday, May 25, 2012 7:47:00 AM PDT
"Sally here,
If you go to Dr Ketchum's FB page you'll see by one of her responses that she endorses the idea of other scientists being involved in this field.
We wish the Sykes study the very best as we all win if these forest people with psychic abilities are proven and we have protections already in place. A matter of fact, it was solely because of Dr Ketchum's efforts that there is such a parallel study. "we" are very proud of that.
More later and thanks to holding on for every word from our camp"
HOAXED:
From the real page, "Sally here ... The posts appearing on Bigfoot Evidence that are credited to me or Melba are fabrications posted by others. Neither of us are posting there or on any other blog."
Sometimes things are funny as satire or parody, but sometimes they cross the line and misrepresent people. I know this is snarky-central, which is often quite fun, but some should probably practice a little reserve and caution.
Thank you Buzzkillington. Now, tell me a story about a bridge....
DeleteThe cyberpolice have arrived! Where did the hairy man touch you??
ReplyDeleteSally Here;
DeleteHe undressed me with his eyes