Family Runs From Charging Bigfoot
Imagine how scary it would be to have a bigfoot charging towards you, only to realize you left your child behind when you ran!
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
To stop a charging bigfoot, take away its credit card.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Good one. I laughed so hard that I nearly peed my pants.
DeleteIn the last story the asshole goes into a mine and then the sunlight coming in the opening is blocked off. The opening was 7’ by 4’ so it was big. This hunter hides under a piece of burlap and it walks past. Once past the hunter sprints out, but first in a classic dick move squeezes off two rounds, it let out a scream... now tell me, first, why are you squeezing off rounds at something you can not see? And why would you go into a creatures home, shoot it and run away. That’s a hunting scumbag for you. If you were running and it wasn’t following you, and walked right passed you in a cave, so clearly it wasn’t looking to hurt you. The fckn thing can see in pitch dark( so it saw you) and if it didn’t see you by some dumb chance it certainly smelled you through that dopey burlap bag you were in.
ReplyDeleteSo the thing could have ripped you into bite sized pieces... it didn’t. And you squeeze off 2 rounds. And then you wonder why these things snatch up people from national parks and throws them off cliffs and then folds their clothing neatly right next to them. This guy gets the douche of the month award.
What's even more troubling is the fact that you actually believe this story.
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