Breaking News; Reuters announced today President Trump will be promoting Dr. Matthew Johnson otherwise known as "Dr. J" to Surgeon General replacing Dr. C. Everest Coop. Trump is quoted as saying " He's exquisite, a really great guy, Everybody says so".
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Hurry hurry hurry, get in on the Bigfoot market - there's money to be made! It's limited only by your imagination!
ReplyDeleteGet your Sasquatch Mérch here! From BF shot glasses to " Saquatch on Board" bumper stickers. They have it all! My fave is a T-shirt with Bob Gimlins mugshot. (No joke).
ReplyDeleteDo they have an anatomically correct "Redwoods" Sasquatch?
ReplyDeleteBreaking News; Reuters announced today President Trump will be promoting Dr. Matthew Johnson otherwise known as "Dr. J" to Surgeon General replacing Dr. C. Everest Coop. Trump is quoted as saying " He's exquisite, a really great guy, Everybody says so".
ReplyDeletePS Your eyes are as pink as a Roosters
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As long as money can be made, bigfoot will continue to "exist."
ReplyDeleteMark my words - some of the Expedition Bigfoot cast will be on the Bigfoot convention circuit soon.
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