Never Stare At Bigfoot
From Buckeye Bigfoot on youtube comes an encounter story that teaches the valuable lesson of never stare at a bigfoot.
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Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
SAY THE NAME JESUS TO THESE DEMONS AND THEY WILL FLEE!
ReplyDeleteI have a serious question for Iktomi.
ReplyDelete"What will you do when the One becomes two?
Please do not answer if you aren't Iktomi and if you come across him please direct him to this query, it is very very important. Thanks for all your help.
If you see Iktomi please shoot to kill. He is a one man army. A one man wolf pack. Beware Beware the man with no hair!
ReplyDeleteHe's short and he's fat
And he thinks he's all that.
If you see him here
Run, for Godsakes, he's Queer
He'll lunge for your butt
And lunge for your dick
Run and run quick.
Iktomi Iktomi how dare you judge!
ReplyDeleteJust cuz I'm fat and eat fudge.
My name is Reo and I love Speed
Your name in Neo and you like red pills.lol
Neo likes red pills
ReplyDeleteAll of this poetry is inspirational. I feel a haiku coming on:
ReplyDeleteBigfoot sasquatch huh
Where is the proof where is it
Bigfoot sells makes bucks
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ReplyDeleteNever stare at a fat ugly woman in a bar.
ReplyDeleteBigfoot is a Pukwudgies with gigantism.
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