Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
R.I.P. Neil Peart.ReplyDelete
Never a huge rush fan, but that man knew how to bang a stickReplyDelete
Hey mate , I know how to “ bang a stick” too if you fancy what i mean by that ! Tiddly doo !Delete
Neil Pratt Died? RIP BROTHER! Thanks for the music.ReplyDelete
Mr. Gary Reed,ReplyDelete
Re; your proposed adventure. I would like to warn you that none of this is a good idea. If you are lucky you will only experience severe PTSD, followed by psychosis, and a catatonic state. In other words don't do it.
If you are brave or stupid enough to follow through I advise you to buy a term life insurance policy that kicks in immediately. Set your affairs in order, update your will, make peace with God and carry a serious firepower. Make sure you have small .22 or.25 so you can dome yourself before you are sodomized by the clan. I would maybe use a .30-06 BAR with a 30 round magazine. I would also carry a semi auto tactical shotgun with a drum magazine if possible and a comfortable firing handgun that's larger than a 9mm. When captured by BF assuming they don't kill you asap. Continually repeat outloud; " Jesus loves me, yes I know, I'd love to shoot the shit with him sharing bumps of blow". Yes Jesus loves me, Yes Jesus loves me: The bible ain't lie to a ho".
No Harvey Pratt died. He is the artist that drew the pictures of Sasquatch in Paulides book on bigfoot titled "The Hoops Project"ReplyDelete
I read on the news that Rush drummer Neil Peart passed away this week.ReplyDelete
I also read from the local Yakima Washington news that Bob Gimlin is on his death bed and confessed that Roger Patterson hoaxed the footage and actually took four rolls of film to get a take that he liked the best.
having fun wanker ?Delete
Ok, when you get done pleasuring yourself tonight you can go get cleaned up and the nanny will have pudding all ready for you
Not surprised about Gimlin getting more vying for attentionn.ReplyDelete
Gimlin reveals all on deathbed; "Heironimous WAS Patty", exclaimed Gimlin before taking his last breath claims eminent researcher and family spokesman MK Davis. "Finally were getting the truth famous Cryptozoologist Loren Coleman remarked during a brief telephone call late Thursday night." It was obvious to any one with a Scientific background that Patty was a big fat fraud. Anthropologist Jack Finke from McMaster U in Hamilton called those duped by the film " idiots, lunkheads, autistic Bastards, Tards, and "little boys that hide behind their Mammys apron strings".ReplyDelete
Prince Harry has announced his departure from the "Firm" as "monumental". "I will be free to search for the Grey Man of Ben Gurion at my leisure". " I've already told the Queen to suck my banachees." Prince Charles has threatened to "throw Megan Markle down the stairs", a la Princess Diana.
Market has called the Queen " a blood drinking abomination from the pits of Hell". "She's a Goddam Reptile as are half the friggong family complained Markle on Saturday".
That was really good.Delete