Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Ok, shall we take it from the top ?
ReplyDeleteIt's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight
It's time to put on make up
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
But now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational
This is what we call Todd Standing's Muppet Show !
Enjoy the movie lads !
cheers
Joe
Grow up
Delete^ Hi Todd !!! Sorry to have ruined your holiday fun. Carry on with the muppet show mate
Deletecheers
Joe
Man your a FN weirdo. Yeah, I’m gonna spend 45 minutes coming up with the perfect Bigfoot diss. That’ll show em’!!!
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:) xx
ReplyDeleteThere are three "bigfoot" heads in this documentary that look NOTHING alike. The first one is so obviously fake that it's laughable.
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Yeah because all humans look alike.
DeleteYou friggin moron.