Why don't they poison the squatch(es) causing these "Sasquatch Shenanigans?" If they know that bigfoot are in the area, leave out some bacon and doughnuts with a heavy dose of cyanide. A squatch that eats it will keel over dead within seconds.
A specimen must be obtained to prove their existence. The best chance at this is to poison one. One needs to be killed.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Tonight on Coast To Coast AM, Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis will talk about Bigfoot sightings, and give us an update on the Oxford Bigfoot DNA project.
Why don't they poison the squatch(es) causing these "Sasquatch Shenanigans?" If they know that bigfoot are in the area, leave out some bacon and doughnuts with a heavy dose of cyanide. A squatch that eats it will keel over dead within seconds.
ReplyDeleteA specimen must be obtained to prove their existence. The best chance at this is to poison one. One needs to be killed.
The only shenanigans being pulled is by Shupe herself convincing these simple minded fools that Sasquatches are in the area.
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