Why doesn't someone poison a sasquatch with cyanide? Leave out some bacon and doughnuts laced with cyanide, and the squatch will die within seconds after eating it. And then you will have a specimen for proof. Why bother with any other capture technique? This would be the easiest and quickest route to get a squatch body for science.
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This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Why doesn't someone poison a sasquatch with cyanide? Leave out some bacon and doughnuts laced with cyanide, and the squatch will die within seconds after eating it. And then you will have a specimen for proof. Why bother with any other capture technique? This would be the easiest and quickest route to get a squatch body for science.
ReplyDeleteWhy don’t you do it? I mean, it’s such a great idea and easy... correct?
DeleteI don't live anywhere near sasquatches. And I'm not going to spend money to travel across the country to poison a squatch.
DeleteWell according to you, you don’t. But I’m wondering if you’d even know since you believe Sasquatch doesn’t reside in Missouri?
DeleteWowsers! He's full tilt mental!
ReplyDeleteYup. Iktomi "cut and paste" has turned this site into horse manure.
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