Why don't they just use cyanide laced bait, a bigfoot "offering," to poison a sasquatch.
Bobo says that squatches can't resist foods like bacon and doughnuts and peanut butter. Just take all three and pile them up and apply a generous amount of cyanide and leave the "offering" out for the next bigfoot to ingest. It will then keel over within seconds, and there is the specimen / proof for science.
Did anyone ever try putting a very small tracking device in some food left out for a bigfoot? Once the sasquatch eats it, you can follow its signal in the woods. Once you home in on the signal, you can blast it with a high powered rifle.
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
Thanks to Matt Moneymaker for sharing this story with us from a guy named Thomas S. who was camping with some friends near the French Meadows Reservoir in August 2012. This remote, forested basin is located on the American River approximately 58 miles east of Auburn in the Sierra Nevada's. Before his encounter, the man thought Bigfoot "was just for entertainment purposes", but he changed his tune when he ended up with messy drawers that night. "That will teach to goof on our show," says Matt.
Tonight on Coast To Coast AM, Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis will talk about Bigfoot sightings, and give us an update on the Oxford Bigfoot DNA project.
Why don't they just use cyanide laced bait, a bigfoot "offering," to poison a sasquatch.
ReplyDeleteBobo says that squatches can't resist foods like bacon and doughnuts and peanut butter. Just take all three and pile them up and apply a generous amount of cyanide and leave the "offering" out for the next bigfoot to ingest. It will then keel over within seconds, and there is the specimen / proof for science.
Bigfoot is immune to all poisons
ReplyDeleteYou might unintentionally poison a cub scout.
DeleteDid anyone ever try putting a very small tracking device in some food left out for a bigfoot? Once the sasquatch eats it, you can follow its signal in the woods. Once you home in on the signal, you can blast it with a high powered rifle.
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