Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
I have a habituated Sasquatch named Rutger who will answer any and all questions. Serious inquires only.
ReplyDeleteCould you ask Rutger if Sasquatch are Nephillium?
ReplyDeleteHis answer was "Fuck you, You fucking prick".
ReplyDeleteOh my! Seems like Rutger could use a little decorum with his responses. Perhaps he could emulate President Trump's kind and harmonious replies.
DeleteWhat a rude Sasquatch!
ReplyDeleteRutger do you know Gray the Dogman?
ReplyDeleteCan you ask Rutger why no one has been able to prove the existence of sasquatches after decades of searching.
ReplyDeleteRutger says go ask lktomi. He seems to have all the answers (so he thinks).
DeleteRutger refers to Iktomi as Mr. Cut and Paste.
DeleteRutger says we all have a vibrational frequency and Sasquatch are a slightly higher frequency so they are visible to some people some of the time.
ReplyDeleteRutger says Icktomi is a sad angry man who lives a life of quiet desperation.
ReplyDeleteWhen asked about "Gray" Rutgers eyes went red and he said "WHUP, WHUP, WHUP".
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