Ah was just a sitting with Roger an I stretched my old foreskin an a started playing a tune with it like a old banjo. There I was a thumpin' an a twangin' my stretchy old foreskin and ol' Roger started singin' this song he used to sing " aaah 'Gug' 'Gug' 'Gug' 'Gug'". Out of nowhere this fat hairy lady jumped out of the woods all covered in pubes an a shakin' her big titties at me an Roger an a dancin' to my foreskin pluckin' an Rogers 'Gug' croonin'. We was so flabbergasted that we grabbed up the camera and filmed her. She got so mad she just stormed off an we wasn't able to get her number or nothing. Roger an me sure pleasured ourselves that night thinkin' about that hairy broad.
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This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Ah was just a sitting with Roger an I stretched my old foreskin an a started playing a tune with it like a old banjo. There I was a thumpin' an a twangin' my stretchy old foreskin and ol' Roger started singin' this song he used to sing " aaah 'Gug' 'Gug' 'Gug' 'Gug'". Out of nowhere this fat hairy lady jumped out of the woods all covered in pubes an a shakin' her big titties at me an Roger an a dancin' to my foreskin pluckin' an Rogers 'Gug' croonin'. We was so flabbergasted that we grabbed up the camera and filmed her. She got so mad she just stormed off an we wasn't able to get her number or nothing. Roger an me sure pleasured ourselves that night thinkin' about that hairy broad.
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Get rid of foods that contain weevils, to avoid transferring the mites to the foods next to them. Maintaining the cleanliness of the house and floors, through constant and continuous sweeping of any crumbs and particles that may bring insects to them. Close any possible cracks that may get caught in food. Hanging a number of black pepper bags, in the cereal cabinets; Because its smell is considered one of the repulsive odors of licorice. Kill any mites you see, or dispose of them outside the home