Ah was just a sitting with Roger an I stretched my old foreskin an a started playing a tune with it like a old banjo. There I was a thumpin' an a twangin' my stretchy old foreskin and ol' Roger started singin' this song he used to sing " aaah 'Gug' 'Gug' 'Gug' 'Gug'". Out of nowhere this fat hairy lady jumped out of the woods all covered in pubes an a shakin' her big titties at me an Roger an a dancin' to my foreskin pluckin' an Rogers 'Gug' croonin'. We was so flabbergasted that we grabbed up the camera and filmed her. She got so mad she just stormed off an we wasn't able to get her number or nothing. Roger an me sure pleasured ourselves that night thinkin' about that hairy broad.
Get rid of foods that contain weevils, to avoid transferring the mites to the foods next to them. Maintaining the cleanliness of the house and floors, through constant and continuous sweeping of any crumbs and particles that may bring insects to them. Close any possible cracks that may get caught in food. Hanging a number of black pepper bags, in the cereal cabinets; Because its smell is considered one of the repulsive odors of licorice. Kill any mites you see, or dispose of them outside the home
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Thanks to Matt Moneymaker for sharing this story with us from a guy named Thomas S. who was camping with some friends near the French Meadows Reservoir in August 2012. This remote, forested basin is located on the American River approximately 58 miles east of Auburn in the Sierra Nevada's. Before his encounter, the man thought Bigfoot "was just for entertainment purposes", but he changed his tune when he ended up with messy drawers that night. "That will teach to goof on our show," says Matt.
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
Ah was just a sitting with Roger an I stretched my old foreskin an a started playing a tune with it like a old banjo. There I was a thumpin' an a twangin' my stretchy old foreskin and ol' Roger started singin' this song he used to sing " aaah 'Gug' 'Gug' 'Gug' 'Gug'". Out of nowhere this fat hairy lady jumped out of the woods all covered in pubes an a shakin' her big titties at me an Roger an a dancin' to my foreskin pluckin' an Rogers 'Gug' croonin'. We was so flabbergasted that we grabbed up the camera and filmed her. She got so mad she just stormed off an we wasn't able to get her number or nothing. Roger an me sure pleasured ourselves that night thinkin' about that hairy broad.
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Get rid of foods that contain weevils, to avoid transferring the mites to the foods next to them. Maintaining the cleanliness of the house and floors, through constant and continuous sweeping of any crumbs and particles that may bring insects to them. Close any possible cracks that may get caught in food. Hanging a number of black pepper bags, in the cereal cabinets; Because its smell is considered one of the repulsive odors of licorice. Kill any mites you see, or dispose of them outside the home