Park Ranger's Bigfoot Secret
From the Searching For Sasquatch Org channel on youtube comes a bigfoot story that Park Rangers don't want getting out.
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
The rangers secret is that he and his fellow rangers gather once a week in a pub to read aloud and laugh their asses off Iktomi's pathetic and desperate comments in which he uses the same old tired material to "prove" 7-15 foot monkeys roam the world's forests and urban environs. Being magic monkeys they of course use magic to escape detection by going invisible, travel interdimensionaly and communicate telepathically. Of course they cannot use their powers for hunting and thus are often seen chasing deer, elk etc. They also choose to live without any technology with rocks and logs being the Squatch versions of AKs and RPGs. Anyway that's the secret they laugh about Iktomi whose very existence depends on whether these mythological beasts exist. Without Bigfoot Iktomi is just another sad man living a life of quiet desperation.
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