Bigfoot Tree Knocks - Don't Do It?

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Mattsquatch Presents on youtube goes over the reasons why he doesn't use tree knocking to try and lure in bigfoot.

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  1. AnonymousWednesday, July 3, 2019 at 4:42:00 PM PDT

    Matt you are a fine example of a man with down syndrome t who has not let it interfere in your life. My son idolizes you! And has sent a letter to our wonderful President Trump nominating you as "A Portrait in Courage". Way to go Matt and stay safe.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, July 3, 2019 at 11:18:00 PM PDT

      ^ Matt, please ban this prized prat from this fine site !
      cheers

      Joe

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    2. AnonymousThursday, July 4, 2019 at 12:10:00 PM PDT

      ^ g-g-g-gug gug gug - can ya` feel me Joe?

      all the way up huh?

      gug gug gug

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    3. AnonymousThursday, July 4, 2019 at 2:27:00 PM PDT

      Sorry I didn't realize I was hitting too close to home. Please accept my heartfelt apology and I would be delighted to send you a tel-e-phone with pretty pictures of Mommy and Daddy, Sissy, and Granny and if you hear scary sounds, a picture of a real nice policeman. Policeman are our friends Joey.

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  2. AnonymousThursday, July 4, 2019 at 2:09:00 PM PDT

    Another reason is that Matt's face used to look normal before he lured in an angry BF. In fact before he started with the invisible magical monkey nonsense he was Brad Pitt's stand in. Pals say he went literally "round the bend" in his quest for BF who messed him up. Local police have arrested a local hobo but Matt insists it was a 10 foot apeman with glowing red eyes who left no footprints and went "went invisible" before he succumbed to some sort of "black magic" that paralyzed him. Authoritulies warn hikers to carry pepper spray in case they meet a local vagrant.

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  3. AnonymousThursday, July 4, 2019 at 3:19:00 PM PDT

    g-g-g-gug...Sorry about the speech impediment little Joey. M-M-Maybe Mummy can set up a play date with you and M-M-M-Matt.

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  4. AnonymousFriday, July 5, 2019 at 1:45:00 PM PDT

    8 ads, 5 scripts and 4 trackers blocked on this diseased site.

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