Tormented By An Angry Bigfoot

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Imagine being held hostage in a cabin by an angry bigfoot. Well now you can! Check out this story from the Cryptid Tales channel.

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  1. AnonymousSaturday, June 22, 2019 at 11:36:00 AM PDT

    Mr. Jerry Cline knows all about being trapped by a gang of sex starved biggest. In his classic 911 phone call you can hear Jerry's cries of ecstasy as hes sodomized by an Albawitch and a Pukwudgie.

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  2. AnonymousSaturday, June 22, 2019 at 11:51:00 AM PDT

    I would rather be sodomized by an Albawitch any day of the week than go through the ordeal of being molested by. A Sasquatch. Dr. Todd Dissotel has estimated a male bigfoot's wiener to be. between 20-36".

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  3. AnonymousSaturday, June 22, 2019 at 11:59:00 AM PDT

    I wonder how drunk those Russians were that got with Zana? Her son's name was Twit and he could pick up a 12 foot dining room table completely set with dishes and cutlery and all the food with his gigantic mouth while finding a bicycle. Apparently he was dumb as a stump but strong. He was about as ugly as a normal Russian.

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  4. AnonymousSaturday, June 22, 2019 at 12:11:00 PM PDT

    Ugliest Bigfoot Researchers of 2019;
    1. Brian Sullivan
    2. Fasano
    3. Scat Hansen

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  5. AnonymousSaturday, June 22, 2019 at 1:19:00 PM PDT

    ^^^^
    Above 4 comments made by rabid wild geese with zero interest in bigfoot. Their interests lie with nascar, meth, drinking moonshine and sleeping with their cousins
    cue the banjo sounds
    complete pint sized 20 stone wankers !
    cheers

    Joe

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, June 22, 2019 at 8:29:00 PM PDT

      My cousin got nice titties, yes he does

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  6. AnonymousSaturday, June 22, 2019 at 5:20:00 PM PDT

    I resent your comment. I divorced my cousin after the lab exploded.

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  7. AnonymousSaturday, June 22, 2019 at 5:40:00 PM PDT

    Also I have just as much interest in a magical invisible monkey as you do.

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    1. AnonymousSunday, June 23, 2019 at 12:14:00 PM PDT

      You need professional help. I suggest you get it before you turn into a cactus plant or a snail.
      cheers

      Joe

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