Tormented By An Angry Bigfoot
Imagine being held hostage in a cabin by an angry bigfoot. Well now you can! Check out this story from the Cryptid Tales channel.
Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Mr. Jerry Cline knows all about being trapped by a gang of sex starved biggest. In his classic 911 phone call you can hear Jerry's cries of ecstasy as hes sodomized by an Albawitch and a Pukwudgie.
ReplyDeleteI would rather be sodomized by an Albawitch any day of the week than go through the ordeal of being molested by. A Sasquatch. Dr. Todd Dissotel has estimated a male bigfoot's wiener to be. between 20-36".
ReplyDeleteI wonder how drunk those Russians were that got with Zana? Her son's name was Twit and he could pick up a 12 foot dining room table completely set with dishes and cutlery and all the food with his gigantic mouth while finding a bicycle. Apparently he was dumb as a stump but strong. He was about as ugly as a normal Russian.
ReplyDeleteUgliest Bigfoot Researchers of 2019;
ReplyDelete1. Brian Sullivan
2. Fasano
3. Scat Hansen
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ReplyDeleteAbove 4 comments made by rabid wild geese with zero interest in bigfoot. Their interests lie with nascar, meth, drinking moonshine and sleeping with their cousins
cue the banjo sounds
complete pint sized 20 stone wankers !
cheers
Joe
My cousin got nice titties, yes he does
DeleteI resent your comment. I divorced my cousin after the lab exploded.
ReplyDeleteAlso I have just as much interest in a magical invisible monkey as you do.
ReplyDeleteYou need professional help. I suggest you get it before you turn into a cactus plant or a snail.
Deletecheers
Joe