You can lead a horse to water But you can't beat it over the head with a piece of rebar and stick a lit m-80 up its ass as you eviscerate it with a Katana whilst chewing gum.
Wes Germer the hideously ugly creator behind Sasquatch Chronicles has admitted he is literally a troll. "Mama was an Ogre and Poppy was a Mountain Troll from the old country", Germer revealed in an interview today with George Knapp.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Tonight on Coast To Coast AM, Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis will talk about Bigfoot sightings, and give us an update on the Oxford Bigfoot DNA project.
Damn I'm on the wrong page! I was looking for the fake encounters with the Nebraska bigfoot.
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Please help support Mattsauatch so he can compete in the Special Olympics in 2020! Well done little buddy! Yay Matt!
ReplyDeleteYou can lead a horse to water
ReplyDeleteBut you can't beat it over the head with a piece of rebar and stick a lit m-80 up its ass as you eviscerate it with a Katana whilst chewing gum.
Wes Germer the hideously ugly creator behind Sasquatch Chronicles has admitted he is literally a troll. "Mama was an Ogre and Poppy was a Mountain Troll from the old country", Germer revealed in an interview today with George Knapp.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this? Some story about some creature called Bigfoot? I'm not interested. Done.
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