Man Films Bigfoot In His Backyard
From the NvTv channel on youtube comes a piece of video footage reportedly taken by a man in his own backyard.
Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Iktomi/Joe/Stuey I will be starting an Gofundme page for you. The goals will be 1. To raise enough me so you can move out your Mothers flat and rent a room of your own. 2. Raise enough money so you can get the much needed psychotherapy you are literally begging for. 3. Buy a female realdoll so you can have "date night" once a week. Many of us are concerned with your tenuous grip on reality and feel this maybe your last hope at maintaining your slippery grip on sanity. JCAF.
ReplyDeleteRight-o ! Maybe you can save up all the money you've collected from scouring your trailer park for empties and put it into this gofundme page ? Actually I know you need the money much more to support your meth habit and I'd feel bloody guilty as heck to take your last pence on earth .
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DeleteI don't have alopecia it's that's what your hinting at. My peyronis is giving me a little bit of trouble. I have to have relations sideways but it could be worse: I could smell like Jerry Cline's butt.
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