100 years from now when bigfoot are doing all our manual labour people will look back to the pioneers of Squatching and recall with awe Dahinden, Byrne, Krantz, Green and Cline.
I just heard that Jerry was once again attacked by a bigfoot while walking his dog Bug. According to reuters Jerry was knocked down and forcibly sodomized by a gang of "juvenile delinquent" Sasquatch. Jerry will be fine although the roof of his mouth is still tender.
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Thanks to Matt Moneymaker for sharing this story with us from a guy named Thomas S. who was camping with some friends near the French Meadows Reservoir in August 2012. This remote, forested basin is located on the American River approximately 58 miles east of Auburn in the Sierra Nevada's. Before his encounter, the man thought Bigfoot "was just for entertainment purposes", but he changed his tune when he ended up with messy drawers that night. "That will teach to goof on our show," says Matt.
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
100 years from now when bigfoot are doing all our manual labour people will look back to the pioneers of Squatching and recall with awe Dahinden, Byrne, Krantz, Green and Cline.
ReplyDeleteHey Jerry did you get attacked this week yet?
ReplyDeleteIf you have anal relations with Jerry does your wanker come out covered in chunky or smooth?
ReplyDeleteI just heard that Jerry was once again attacked by a bigfoot while walking his dog Bug. According to reuters Jerry was knocked down and forcibly sodomized by a gang of "juvenile delinquent" Sasquatch. Jerry will be fine although the roof of his mouth is still tender.
ReplyDeletegood video Jerry,Thanks a lot, I really admire your work
ReplyDeleteScrew you and your pooch. I know who you are Sicktomi.
DeleteHey Jerry you do realize that they make male realdolls?
ReplyDeleteI took a dump today and It looked like Jerry with boils.
ReplyDeleteJerry likes them chunky monkeys.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how Jerry feels knowing he's the most hated man since Rene Dahinden and Gimlin in Sasquathery?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Jerry shaves or has a hairy canary?
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