Squachi'n USA announced today that Dr. Matthew's Johnson dissapeared into a portal today. Johnson's long suffering partner was quoted as saying "Matt wants to start an interdimensional glory hole for perverted Bigfoot hunters".
Trump is going to release everything on UFOs and cryptids. Only a man with his integrity, brutal honesty and strength will stand up to the lib-yards who have suppressed the truth for years. He is secretly working with Putin, the Saudis and North Korea to uncover the truth for the public. He is also going to repeal gun laws so that everyone can defend themselves. Trump is second only to Jesus in being a wise, caring, smart, loving man. Trump for Life!
What kind of idiot would want universal healthcare? East Coast fucktards and their Hollyweird devil worshipping offspring. Only a brain damaged pseudo intellectual lefty who wants to make America "colorful" and take our ARs! I propose we line the border with face eater bigfoot and Dogmen to teach those criminals that they ain't welcome! MAGA MAGA MAGA.
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Thanks to Matt Moneymaker for sharing this story with us from a guy named Thomas S. who was camping with some friends near the French Meadows Reservoir in August 2012. This remote, forested basin is located on the American River approximately 58 miles east of Auburn in the Sierra Nevada's. Before his encounter, the man thought Bigfoot "was just for entertainment purposes", but he changed his tune when he ended up with messy drawers that night. "That will teach to goof on our show," says Matt.
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
Squachi'n USA announced today that Dr. Matthew's Johnson dissapeared into a portal today. Johnson's long suffering partner was quoted as saying "Matt wants to start an interdimensional glory hole for perverted Bigfoot hunters".
ReplyDeleteTrump is going to release everything on UFOs and cryptids. Only a man with his integrity, brutal honesty and strength will stand up to the lib-yards who have suppressed the truth for years. He is secretly working with Putin, the Saudis and North Korea to uncover the truth for the public. He is also going to repeal gun laws so that everyone can defend themselves. Trump is second only to Jesus in being a wise, caring, smart, loving man. Trump for Life!
ReplyDeleteThe libtards have stars they want to put BF on welfare.
ReplyDeleteThey also want to force Obama care down his throat! What kind of idiots are the left wing nutjobs who want healthcare for everyone?
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of idiot would want universal healthcare?
ReplyDeleteEast Coast fucktards and their Hollyweird devil worshipping offspring.
Only a brain damaged pseudo intellectual lefty who wants to make America "colorful" and take our ARs!
I propose we line the border with face eater bigfoot and Dogmen to teach those criminals that they ain't welcome! MAGA MAGA MAGA.