A Bigfoot Named Glagg
The Paranormal Portal sits down with guest Kevin Laing to discuss his amazing bigfoot experiences involving a bigfoot named Glagg.
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
'Gug',so good, I fancy a 'footer' named 'Gug '
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What a bunch of complete nonsense! Now in addition to Khat Hansen's "Ki’ho’sa", Matthew Johnson's "Zorth" and Janice Carter's "Fox" we now can add Kevin Laing's "Glagg"! Anyone who truly believes in Bigfoot should be furious with them and anyone who gives them a platform to spread this garbage. They make everyone who thinks that Bigfoot might possibly exist look like fools. It's no wonder that that so many make fun of this field, these people make it an easy target!
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'Gug',so good, 'Gug '
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Hey easy there big fella Ki'ho'sa' will mind zap you for your insolence. Khat being the beautiful soul she is has pleaded with him not to harm naysayers.....yet.
Delete'Gug',weep weepy weep, I miss you 'Gug ', 'Gug',I'm enjoying a long thick 'footer', 'Gug',so good
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^ tried hard to be a top lad but wound up being a bottom wanker
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I know his name was Glagg because he was wearing a Walmart associate name tag that read, "Our Squatches Make the Difference."
ReplyDeleteMs. Scat Hansen has several Bigfoot creatures she is on a first name basis with. "Big Red" and Ki'ho'sa come to mind but do not forget "Brattis" the juvenile whom an apeology expert confirmed was a Bigfoot not a gorilla.
ReplyDeletePlease watch Ms. Hanses's rebuttal of her "coaxing" video. She gives any and all who denounce her as a fraud quite the lesson.
I know 2 bigfoot people on a first name basis. The first one's name is Perry and the other is Yolanda. They are intelligent sentient creatures who are sensitive and quick learners. They love processed sugar treats like rice Crispin squares and dry roasted peanuts.
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Glagg and Brattis are enjoying play dates with each other. The other bigfeet make fun of Brattis by calling him Gorilla face. Noted monkeyologist Franklin p. Sumner. P.H.D. has given Brattis a credit card sized DNA chart which proves he is 100% Squatch which he carries in his wallet to stop any bullying which has occurred in the past.
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ReplyDeletewho can supposedly communicatecare all adamant that there is no Ki'ho'sa or Brattis or Red. They also claim they are aware of Khat Hansen and Zorth is deciding what measures will be taken to deal with her.
The entire "Council of 12" of which Zorth is the Chairman and Dr. J the treasurer are waiting with baited breath in case Zorth pronounces his judgement of Ms. Hansen with the dreaded " thumbs down".
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ReplyDeleteZORTH CAUSES HUGE UPSET BY GIVING THUMBS UP TO KHAT HANSEN. "SHE'S LEGIT" QUOTED ZORTH ON MONDAY EVENING.
Ok well I suppose back to believe her.
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